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Gabriel Agreste did nothing wrong.

#I COMPLETELY FORGOT I WROTE THIS AND I JUST SAW IT IN MY DRAFTS AND IT KILLED ME #gabriel agreste #not art #gabriel agreste did one thing wrong and it was taking away emilie's autonomy #but just the one

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the world's most comphet lesbian calls a boy cute but gross one time and people'll make a ship out of it 😔

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i shouldn't be too surprised i guess considering the prevalence in the early fandom of shipping her with nathaniel because they seem to hate each other

#i get it that y'all didn't have a lot of episodes to work with for a while and he's cute in illustrator i guess #but it really is surprising to me to hear how hard people latched on to him #not art #i think this thought could Also stand to sit in my drafts but since i mentioned it you can just have it #people will ask is anyone gonna ship this girl with someone she's displayed no interest in and not wait for an answer #<which is not something i Necessarily take issue with i just don't care for these

the world's most comphet lesbian calls a boy cute but gross one time and people'll make a ship out of it 😔

#l*kloe、i mean #not art #literally releasing this months-old draft just so i can add a new thought in a reblog

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hey wanna see my stupid gabriel agreste rp blog 😎👉

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he has the phrase dead wife blacklisted cause he doesn't like the way everyone jokes about it

#not art

hey wanna see my stupid gabriel agreste rp blog 😎👉

#now to clarify this ended up as my postcanon gabenath au!gabriel (says that like i've ever talked about it. someday.) posting in 2026.#all you need to know is emilie and hawk moth have both been gone for 10 years and he's only passively suicidal.#oh and he only ever wore the butterfly. he's not white!gabriel #which like i have some thoughts about having made that choice but i simply didn't want to play with him here.#anyway if any fluent french speakers are thinking to themselves that chenille should be plural or that my tags are stilted or just straight #up wrong and would enjoy correcting a stupid american #i welcome you to do so. you can be as mean as you want #(don't ask me why i made this decision.)#gabriel agreste #not art #his queue is set to spam reblog at 1am paris time #which is not pleasant to follow i imagine.

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so i really don't care about audrey's new diamond son noe but i Do care about chloe's new manipulative older brother noe

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like What is this look. did they bring her to paris just to get her akumatized.

#the inevitable fate of chloe in paris of course #was this to get the charm #audrey trusts him so completely. Everyone is nothing to her except him and maybe gabriel.#*cough* senti *cough*#i could be wrong but i do not believe noe is manipulating her. i dont think he has the agency in this relationship #i think she just rightly trusts that he's loyal to her. i think his position as the diamond is purely to vicariously offer audrey #a place in the kingdom. but im getting away from the concrete.#noe is clearly making up for skills she lacks like social media #and masking enough to manipulate your daughter #what is up with them.#not art #ml s6 spoilers #queen of the dreadzone spoilers #chloe bourgeois #noe luxus

so i really don't care about audrey's new diamond son noe but i Do care about chloe's new manipulative older brother noe

#Is he new? like zoe? (or like a baby senti?)#or have they known each other. im leaning no but we'll see ?#but it doesnt matter really #chloe was so into having zoe until it didnt work out #but here's new big bro #who approves who enables #who has power she can borrow in place of andre、because audrey doesn't share #like she's rock bottom in london and then here's noe #and he's not just nice to her but he sides with her against audrey. Successfully、unlike andre #and obviously he's manipulating her. i have no idea if noe has any genuine affection for chloe at all.#but this is her new Only Friend. this is the only person in the world who is kind to her.#whatever way this goes i'm very interested in it. and perhaps you're saying to me Assuming it will go anywhere is a flight of fancy.#to which i say Shh. it doesnt matter.#noe Truly just using his nominal sister for audrey/the kingdom #noe playing it better than chloe but still stuck in audrey's game #noe brand new senti doing his job using his sister and they learn to be people together #whatever his deal is chloe is primed to be So attached to him #and whatever is happening here it is intriguing to me.#chloe bourgeois #noe luxus #ml s6 spoilers #queen of the dreadzone spoilers #not art

anyway i liked queen of the dreadzone a lot.

#not art

nathalie the morning after evolution/destruction/paris when gabriel doesn't show up to work and she knows he was up all night and is no doubt completely fucking exhausted from all the magic in his body debating whether to let him sleep in cause she's not talking to him rn or get him up out of spite

#while it would be in character for him to try to power through without sleep i literally just don't think that's an option. i think if #he tried she'd have to scrape him up off the atelier floor. plus i think he'd be content to avoid her for a bit #gabriel agreste #nathalie sancoeur #not art #honestly he's on the floor of his evil dome wallowing at the end of paris and if he accidentally fell asleep before he was done with #that i wouldn't be surprised #wakes up 12 hours later all his bones hurt from the floor and all the miraculous have left imprints in his face from sleeping on them and #he has no idea what time it is and he's Still fucking tired #and nathalie has maybe gone looking for him by now and just left him there on the floor now that she knows he's alive

destruction night is so Fun for gabriel

convoluted plan brings incredible success (facilitated by your shit hole nephew.) followed by the worst mistake you've ever made (saying something.) that leads to your bff/your entire support system (who you gave your wife's wedding ring this afternoon.) rejecting you (cue panic attack.)

you spend the rest of the night trying to fix this. including a near suicide attempt (which leaves you so lonely you consider talking to your son. you settle for your wife's corpse.), teaming up with random teenagers (from another dimension?? you're not dwelling on that.), and getting your ass beat across a dozen universes (god you're tired.)

OH AND YOUR SON DOESN'T WANNA MODEL FOR YOU ANYMORE?? WHO GAVE HIM OPINIONS?

#but honestly you're still thinking about your constant failure so im not sure you really processed that last one yet.#gabriel agreste #not art #gotta fix this before nathalie gets home. then she'll Have to forgive me.#WHAT IF I JUST DIE #he doesn't apologize until reunion because he can just fix it. he Needs to just fix it.#WHAT GOOD IS AN APOLOGY FOR SOMETHING UNFORGIVABLE #(thats not true. he Does apologize to emilie. but she cant leave him rn.by the time she can be mad at him for this he'll've made up for it)#(reunion's also notably the episode after passion. she comes back to him first)

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i think about season 5 gabriel's zipper a lot

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wait hold on and he decides on the zipper Immediately. like i have a post in my drafts about how Much that night is from gabriel's perspective (of course from everyone's but i don't care about them) but add to that chain of events: gets home from almost dying, tries to put on his pajamas, and these FUCKING buttons with this FUCKING hand, he can't live like this, and he starts designing his new outfit in the middle of the night

#gabriel agreste #not art

i think about season 5 gabriel's zipper a lot

#not enough actually #i just like it is all #the uh #hand turning to dust of it all #no buttons to deal with #gabriel agreste #not art

it's fun cause he thinks it's his job to knight, he Wants to knight, but he needs so much Special Princess Care that he ends up all over the spectrum.

#adrien (son (princess)) is also princess side #harry (clown (princess)) is Pretty princess but not all the way #the gorilla (gorilla (gorilla)) is full knight #gabrielle (woman (mom)) is about where gabriel is. johnny (dad (man)) is more knight than nathalie #emil (man (man)) is on a secret extra axis called king. a king Could be a knight or a princess but emil is neither.#gabi is in the same spot on the scale but his gender is boy (fag) trying to be seen as boy (punk)#gabriel agreste #not art #men (stupid) will do anything instead of drawing what they're supposed to.#Colt (Man (American))

me: *looking up a reference real quick*

me, moments later: *is just watching passion again now*

#miraculous ladybug #not art #okay im done now #i always forget the beginning of passion exists because i always skip to the agrestes and then end up watching the whole episode

they built a set for one shot at vincent asa's apartment (of all people) but they still haven't show us half the rooms at the agreste's -_-

#not art #TWICE #this still isn't worth posting but it still makes me angry #SHOW US THE ROOM BEHIND THE KITCHEN

The thing about Nathalie losing Gabriel, is she's also losing Emilie again (how many times, now?). Gabriel dying means Emilie is really for reals Dead dead, finally. And she has to deal with both of them at the same time.

#nathalie sancoeur #not art

the gabenath tag is such a Mildly Annoying place to be as someone who hates the word situationship

#not art #i dunno. it is defined by its lack of meaning.#maybe not every relationship needs to be summed up in one word and none of those words are actually sufficient at summing up any #relationship because that's not how it works #there may be useful information conveyed by Marriage but there's also a lot of easily incorrect assumptions and situationship doesn't #even have the info part #it means Nothing. just write a sentence.#thanks for coming to my really stupid ted talk lol

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