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Gabriel Agreste did nothing wrong.

#I COMPLETELY FORGOT I WROTE THIS AND I JUST SAW IT IN MY DRAFTS AND IT KILLED ME #gabriel agreste #not art #gabriel agreste did one thing wrong and it was taking away emilie's autonomy #but just the one

fuuck

#harry clown merch? for real? what an email to receive.#why is it 25 god damn dollars.#fuck i want it. would be the world's stupidest purchase.#these Are really cute but i cant find like. a reddit thread where people tell me they dont suck in person.#this is peak merch imo tho. exactly the kind of thing i personally like to see #not art

eightofpents

hey wanna see my stupid gabriel agreste rp blog 😎👉

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he has the phrase dead wife blacklisted cause he doesn't like the way everyone jokes about it

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i have this problem where i'm apparently drawn to floral crap in fashion but i still can't decide if he would be so he reblogs a fair bit of it but i'm still not sure if it's too much

but you know what. i think i can decide that the butterfly man likes flowers. that seems legit.

#not art #guy who seriously doesn't give a crap about fashion: what if i ran a blog for a man who's primary interests are fashion and depression.

can i be honest with you? personally i won't be surprised if it turns out astruc is on like a long con wrt chloe's redemption.*** like, he's said she hasn't changed because she didn't have a reason to.* queen of the dreadzone is 1) her absolutely deciding to wallow in being Bad** but 2) setting up a pretty obvious Reason in her manipulation for the kingdom. that will inevitably break bad, and where does that leave her.

#*and i disagree with this but whatever. i absolutely think her redemption Could've worked in 2/3 and that positive attention from #ladybug/paris is a Really Good reason for chloe. and i think she could continue to be a miraculer and still be Chloe.#we see it in despair bear you know. (BUT FTR i love miracle queen)#**i am so in love with qotdz's power and design. shes on some better feared than loved shit.#her relationship with her followers is so interesting to me. i would sort of expect the like parasocial they love me thing to be appealing #to her to an unhealthy extent but she just doesn't have that. she thinks theyre stupid and they make her feel Powerful. not loved†#that's soooo good. and “i would expect” probably because i'm stupid. this is pretty in line with queen bee's feelings on citizens.#and queen of the dreadzone being buggy and weird and stuck on queen bee. she's so cool.#and choosing to chase marinette instead of her sister or her friend. she really really is not interested in being better right now.#and well why should she be she's getting attention and affection for being Evil #***long con is probably not exactly what i mean. i don't think hes making shit up just to get in arguments with chloe stans. but i do think #hes not gracious when people annoy him about ml(i dont really fault him for this)and that hes known to fuck with us. and that he wouldnt #play his hand on twitter. plus i just dont care what he says. i care about the text of the show. which he does not make alone.#also the idea that qotdz doesnt serve a purpose is stupid. 1) i loved it and astruc wrote it for me specifically.#2) noe and audrey are clearly gonna have a big role with the kingdom and them having lb's charm is obviously gonna be a big deal #2a) qotdz being the episode before the finale despite apparently being before sadnansi makes it seem likely to me that said charm is #relevant to the finale. im torn on this cause it seems lila focused but i think maybe at least evil credits sequence setting up future #shit or maybe the premiere. at every turn people seem upset that season 6 is Establishing things without immediately paying them off.#3) it was good for sabrina obviously.#4) without qotdz this would be the first season where chloe doesn't get akumatized. its bad enough they stole gabriel's in every ep streak.#5)~we're just retreading ground with chloe~ Whatever. we're explicitly establishing that her apparent happiness in london is hanging by the #thread that is her usefulness to her mother. and that she is involved with the new big bad and that she does not know this. and that noe's #got his plan for her. how are you looking at an episode about the kingdom and deciding none of this information will come up again.#which is to say nothing of what the episode does for lila #1a) i missed her.#not art #i wanna clarify. i dont Need them to redeem chloe. though i do personally want her to have more screentime again either way.#first and foremost whatever ml decides to do i will inevitably enjoy the show. its like. not my business what story they decide to tell.#it just kinda seems like the path forward from introducing her as the clueless pawn of her moms cult in the bad parents season.#but there are others. †i forgot about the love letter ftr thats not what i was talking about here. that guy can fuck off. less it was lila

30 tags isn't enough :/

#not art

Dude, your side blog is always unearthing old miraculous posts from 10 years ago, how do you find them!? I like to look rb stuff from my archive in my own, but I'm surprised at the amount of art you find from deactivated blogs

lol i feel like most of my posts like that come from fuckyeahladybug or trainsinanime, who both seem to be doing more work in this regard than i am. just sometimes i like something old they reblogged so i scroll through op's blog from that post, or check their gabriel (etc) or art tag.

#find an old post and let it rabbit hole you #not art

ring ring, bitch.

happy sangreste week. surprise surprise, i'm late.

#miraculous ladybug #gabriel agreste #emilie agreste #nathalie sancoeur #sangreste #sangresteweek2026 #art

be nice to bugs

#miraculous ladybug #gabriel agreste #nathalie sancoeur #art

I'm literally normal.

#not art

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the gabenath tag is such a Mildly Annoying place to be as someone who hates the word situationship

#oh also ALSO #you want a word that kinda doesn't mean anything but has some Implications to describe gabenath?#you've already got fucking PARTNERS #romantic? in crime? DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT #lived together for 15 years call it a situationship smh #<i remembered i had these tags sitting in my drafts lol #not art

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we haven't seen armand at all yet in season six. he at least seems less present in chloe's life, given her new army of nameless servants. of course it Is possible that he's waiting for us at the grand paris or even their home in london, if the show decides to take us to either, but it's unfortunately also possible that he's been removed from the bourgeois' employ, or even from the show itself.

now in adoration zoe asks him about a movie he saw with Justine. there's no real indication of her relation to him, and of course we've seen no further evidence of his life beyond the bourgeois. so it's up in the air who justine could be, really.

So. Here's how Armand as Chloe's substitute father can still win-

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Embarrassing! My dad's too chatty with my girlfriend! Embarrassing! My father in law knows all my secrets! Embarrassing! My daughter in law still treats me like I work for her!

#posts i had no intention of ever thinking about again #(blue made me (ty blue))#armand #chloe bourgeois #art

#🐸#nathalie sancoeur #chloe bourgeois #ml s6 spoilers #not art

can NOT overstate how much he doesn't actually help.

#not art

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fun fact about me is that if i think too hard about gabriel and emilie i can Actually make myself cry

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nother fun fact about me is if i think too hard* about gabrielle and gabriel i will Also make myself cry

#*at all #not art

whyyyyyyy do i keep seeing people complain that the grassettes, months after his death, and meeting their grandson for the first time, are not sobbing all over the place about their dead son.

#as if that somehow means they didn't love him. as if the show didnt spend five seasons yelling that you cant let your grief be all you have.#as if the appropriate introduction to this child would be to force him to ruminate on his recently dead father for you.#as if in their 20 minutes of screen time you are supposed to be explicitly shown the totality of their lives.#not art #ml s6 spoilers #werepapas spoilers

we haven't seen armand at all yet in season six. he at least seems less present in chloe's life, given her new army of nameless servants. of course it Is possible that he's waiting for us at the grand paris or even their home in london, if the show decides to take us to either, but it's unfortunately also possible that he's been removed from the bourgeois' employ, or even from the show itself.

now in adoration zoe asks him about a movie he saw with Justine. there's no real indication of her relation to him, and of course we've seen no further evidence of his life beyond the bourgeois. so it's up in the air who justine could be, really.

So. Here's how Armand as Chloe's substitute father can still win-

#she marries his daughter. if thats not clear. i assume it isnt.#i'd say i'll stop chloe posting so much soon but actually i've long meant to chloe post More.#chloe is agreste adjacent shes part of the circle and i love her dearly. i have adrien&chloe thumbnails ill get around to at some point.#hell i have Gabriel&chloe thumbnails ill get around to at some point #to say nothing of noe #if you cant handle me at my stanning the bad guy (school bully) you dont deserve me at my stanning the bad guys (supervillain)#chloe bourgeois #armand #not art #if he's not in the finale this'll be the first season where he doesn't make an appearance #i get that he's not a Major character but he's no vincent asa and if they Do write him off i will be #disappointed.#i love him.

the world's most comphet lesbian calls a boy cute but gross one time and people'll make a ship out of it 😔

#l*kloe、i mean #not art #literally releasing this months-old draft just so i can add a new thought in a reblog

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