[chips1977]

[qostine]

"Everyone told me you were going to be mean to me"

"Stupid people tend to say stupid things"

I was busy doing cms, have Lash and Ivy

[pzxce]

wish

collab with @yingui

[eikonomachy]

i’m boredddd who wants to argue

[eikonomachy]

talking about how much you love your new man after basically having an affair with your girlfriend of almost 5 years, to which you ghosted after promising to try and work things out AFTERRRR you let her buy you two a whole ass house and risk so much debt is kind of crazy but what do i know. i’m clearly not a hopeless romantic and i’m clearly not catholic!!!! LAWLLLLLL

[peppermintbiotics]

it's because you're always in that damn coffin

[portaltomb]

this lettuce smells like dog

[iamoutofideas]

you bought dog lettuce

[swarnpert]

[bgm05]

I just had sex with hello neighbor.

[cosmo-raptor]

[evilscientist3]

Theyre called draculas because they drank u. La

[jame7t]

Did anyone else hear just one single angelic note

[orcboxer]

my elf roommate: *smoking a caterpillar*

me: Are you fucking kidding me Larius I told you to do that outside, now it's gonna smell like ass in here all day

my elf roommate: *puffs a perfect ring of smoke* What Is A Day In A Life That Lasts Centuries?

me: not everybody lives as long as you dude. put that thing away

my elf roommate: That Is Not What Thy Mother Said

me: hilarious

my elf roommate: Hello

[mafuyuh]

Olruggio | Episode 6

[eikonomachy]

I love you so bad btw

MY ASHIE I LOVE YOU SO FUCKIJG MUCH

[lorblur]

He's lowkey evil

[w4djet]

meow

[flamentnagel]

[pjackk]

Vodka & benadryl got me feeling like a oyster

[bippus]

Turning dog gravity off so they all get whisked away