a big toe for you then

[titkoks]

[titkoks]

[valtsv]

the worst thing about writing or any kind of craft is having an idea you're really excited to make a reality but then you sit down and realize how much work it's going to take to get to that point and suddenly you feel like those two little gay guys in the mountain in the lord of the rings

[valtsv]

do you remember how good it was in our head mr frodo

[valtsv]

well personally me and my soulmate use our red string of fate to trip people over but i guess finding love is cool too

[plnts-deactivated20150108]

i love being called lady by people like when kids are in ur way and they’re parents say “let this lady pass” it’s like heck yeah im a lady

[mrrrrps-deactivated20201225]

Visit Original Link

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[shadowcat]

THIS IS RHE FUNNIEST SOUND THING IVE EVER HEARD ON THIS SITE IT MAJES ME LAUGH SO MUCH I LOVE IT IM SO HAPPY

[jollyperfectionkitten-8e36536f]

Someone: How was your day

Me: ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

[starfall-isle]

[lemonrock]

owl beast lilith

[sanforrrrrrrrrrrrr-deactivated2]

Made in collaboration with @unorcadox

[seol-kang]

님들 삼인의 기사 보세요 셋의 관계성이 너무 좋다고

[comfortmie]

In the short the Sisters only recognize them as street fighters

[charredasperity]

Visit Original Link

[tanetane-island-moved-deactivat]

the rats are MADDDD

[rappytap69]

@yellowcheeseroad @arrhythmiiia 

[thoradvice]

25% is better than 0%. trying a little is better than not trying at all. eating a protein bar is better than nothing. using dry shampoo is better than not showering. cleaning one section of your room or house is better than not cleaning any of it. writing a paragraph of your essay is better than not starting it. whatever you can manage today is okay. you can try again tomorrow. little steps are to be proud of.

[andhumanslovedstories]

For reasons that are very innocent, my 60 year old dad made a Twitter account with "daddy" in the handle and I truly don't know how to handle this. I ventured to mom that perhaps the name was...funny and she gave me Such a Look, and said, "don't tell him" and I was like, "YEAH FUCKING OBVIOUSLY MOM I AM NOT GOING TO TELL MY DAD ABOUT DADDY CULTURE," and she was like, "yeah me neither," and I said, "look if someone's going to it has to be you, you're married to him," and then I paused and thought, "are we the perverts? perverts who have forgotten the true meaning of daddy?" and she sighed and said, "the problem is that ever since he grew the beard he really is a hot daddy" and now I can't talk to either of my parents ever again because mom told me too much about his apparently amazingly strong biceps

[andhumanslovedstories]

YEAH MUH BOY THAT IS THE NIGHTMARE SCENARIO

[birdschoolalum]

I worked with a doctor who was the “father of emergency medicine” in my town so his twitter handle was

EMO_daddy

[andhumanslovedstories]

OH NO

[nibslie-deactivated20220709]

doggies ! ⭐️

[cutepetclub]

From @prissy_pig: “Winnie the Pop is taking the whole gang to Disney this weekend for some Fall Break Halloween glamping. We are so piggy excited!🐷” #cutepetclub [source: https://instagr.am/p/CXJNF5EMSK3/ ]