[birdofmytongue]

i had an outer body experience today at work when a customer asked me what ‘thai’ referred to in a thai green curry and i had to explain the concept of the country thailand to him

[televisionseries]

[dwight-schrutes]

one of the most underrated characters in tv history 

[jimmycarrhairlinesurgery]

2 moods:

I CANNOT BE KNOWN!!!! 🤪😈🤪

i cannot be known… :(

[ourravenboys]

these are all products of my procrastination

[hadeestown]

due to personal reasons, i will be singing a whole 2 hour musical by myself

[milknjuice-deactivated20190908]

i’m trying a new thing called activities

[milknjuice-deactivated20190908]

“activities” is where you do different things like play an instrument or plant a garden

[flashfuneral]

tell me more

[milknjuice-deactivated20190908]

i’ve said too much already

[greelin]

if i want to listen to the same song sixty-four times in a row that’s my own business. it’s between me and god. this is a private dance

[squat-mitzvah-deactivated202010]

“Based on your Twitter I think you’re in for a very interesting rabbinic career” - a Rabbi

[squat-mitzvah-deactivated202010]

@murdershegoat why ON EARTH did you leave this in the replies?

[murdershegoat]

IM TALKING

HASHEM KILLING ALL OUR FOES (FOES)

ONLY WEARING OUR TZNIUS CLOTHES (CLOTHES)

TALKING ON OUR KOSHER PHONES (PHONES)

BUBBY AND ZEIDY

PAYING OUR JEWISH SCHOOL FEES

JNF TAKING CASH TO PLANT TREES

AND KIDDUSH GONNA GET US TIP-SY

[goobra]

this feels appropriate

[yeet-the-rich-byfalloutboy]

I’ll keep rebloghing posts like these until we stop shaming poor consumers for not going vegan or whatever and start pressuring COMPANIES with MONEY to start operating more sustainably

[hashtagparksandrec]

[toastbutteregg]

THREE MONTHS TIL 2020 I CANT BELIEVE IM ALIVE FOR THIS

[jughead-jones]

this is a lie, i am absolute trash for every single cliché on earth

[mjalti]

listen, when i go to open my mouth & what comes out is 12 degrees of seperation from what the original topic was, u need to connect the dots bitch. think fast. i’m not gonna hold ur hand but we’re leaving now and visiting every topic along the line. wave it goodbye, don’t get hung up on it

[valtsv]

being weird together is a love language

[valtsv]

me, catching myself sharing something i wouldn’t say to just anyone because i wouldn’t want them to think i’m not “normal” with someone i love without any hesitation because i’m not worried they’ll judge me for it: oh… intimacy

[valtsv]

[blacberries]

team mysterious leg bruise

[chaoticbisexualalien-deactivate]

nooo don’t express serious emotions you’ve been designated “the funny one” aha

[chaoticbisexualalien-deactivate]

nooo don’t exist in a way that contradicts the one-dimensional version of you I’ve created in my head you’re so convenient aha