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@eisnerloom
short (ooc) intro post
This is a riddler rp account because i love him <3 he is kinda in my own au. everyone is encouraged to interact. DM rp is open too.
TW FOR DRUGS ON THIS ENTIRE ACCOUNT.
literally theres so much drug related content here just. Please be warned.
link for about mun and boundaries
his playlist
father to @goonforhiree and @i-prefer-the-shortcut
malewife of @bettergothamrogue
tags:
#riddy answers: answering asks
#baby eddie: he a baby
HEADCANONS UNDER CUT
// sorry i havent been posting i live in minneapolis. iykyk
Edward? You…
…youlovemeright?
…
You don’t want me to die? Right? You love me?
Yes. Of course I love you. Why would you ask such a stupid question?
Who wants you to die?
…
Good. Good.
You don’t want me to die.
No, obviously not. What made you ask, though?
Edward? You…
…youlovemeright?
…
You don’t want me to die? Right? You love me?
Yes. Of course I love you. Why would you ask such a stupid question?
Who wants you to die?
…
Good. Good.
You don’t want me to die.
No, obviously not. What made you ask, though?
Edward? You…
…youlovemeright?
…
You don’t want me to die? Right? You love me?
Yes. Of course I love you. Why would you ask such a stupid question?
Who wants you to die?
and is there a mister stakes
@eisnerloom hey look, it’s you
Ugh.
Cosmo is in his biting phase. And he is directly behind Harper, a mischievous grin on his face.
She doesn’t notice him, trying to hang a small bit of mistletoe— she can’t reach but she wants to surprise her husband, dammit.
A little giggle, and then he bites the back of her leg.
She yelps, stumbling.
"GAH! Mmph.! Son of a nutcracker.!"
She hisses and turns around
"Oh... momo… hi baby…”
He giggles like it's the funniest thing in the world.
Hiiiii!!
Harper winces, picking Cosmo up.
“What did you bite mommy for, huh.?”
Bite mommy!!
He goes in for another chomp.
“No. No biting mommy. Biting hurts mommy.”
She holds him out
Hu'ts mommy?
He frowns.
She nods
“Yes. Biting makes mommy feel bad. That’s why we got you those special biting toys, remember?”
Bi'ing touy?
He wiggles in her arms.
“Yes baby. You wanna go get it?”
Go geddit...
Cosmo is in his biting phase. And he is directly behind Harper, a mischievous grin on his face.
She doesn’t notice him, trying to hang a small bit of mistletoe— she can’t reach but she wants to surprise her husband, dammit.
A little giggle, and then he bites the back of her leg.
She yelps, stumbling.
"GAH! Mmph.! Son of a nutcracker.!"
She hisses and turns around
"Oh... momo… hi baby…”
He giggles like it's the funniest thing in the world.
Hiiiii!!
Harper winces, picking Cosmo up.
“What did you bite mommy for, huh.?”
Bite mommy!!
He goes in for another chomp.
“No. No biting mommy. Biting hurts mommy.”
She holds him out
Hu'ts mommy?
He frowns.
She nods
“Yes. Biting makes mommy feel bad. That’s why we got you those special biting toys, remember?”
Bi'ing touy?
He wiggles in her arms.
Cosmo is in his biting phase. And he is directly behind Harper, a mischievous grin on his face.
She doesn’t notice him, trying to hang a small bit of mistletoe— she can’t reach but she wants to surprise her husband, dammit.
A little giggle, and then he bites the back of her leg.
She yelps, stumbling.
"GAH! Mmph.! Son of a nutcracker.!"
She hisses and turns around
"Oh... momo… hi baby…”
He giggles like it's the funniest thing in the world.
Hiiiii!!
Harper winces, picking Cosmo up.
“What did you bite mommy for, huh.?”
Bite mommy!!
He goes in for another chomp.
“No. No biting mommy. Biting hurts mommy.”
She holds him out
Hu'ts mommy?
He frowns.
Cosmo is in his biting phase. And he is directly behind Harper, a mischievous grin on his face.
She doesn’t notice him, trying to hang a small bit of mistletoe— she can’t reach but she wants to surprise her husband, dammit.
A little giggle, and then he bites the back of her leg.
She yelps, stumbling.
"GAH! Mmph.! Son of a nutcracker.!"
She hisses and turns around
"Oh... momo… hi baby…”
He giggles like it's the funniest thing in the world.
Hiiiii!!
Harper winces, picking Cosmo up.
“What did you bite mommy for, huh.?”
Bite mommy!!
He goes in for another chomp.
Cosmo is in his biting phase. And he is directly behind Harper, a mischievous grin on his face.
She doesn’t notice him, trying to hang a small bit of mistletoe— she can’t reach but she wants to surprise her husband, dammit.
A little giggle, and then he bites the back of her leg.
She yelps, stumbling.
"GAH! Mmph.! Son of a nutcracker.!"
She hisses and turns around
"Oh... momo… hi baby…”
He giggles like it's the funniest thing in the world.
Hiiiii!!
Cosmo is in his biting phase. And he is directly behind Harper, a mischievous grin on his face.
She doesn’t notice him, trying to hang a small bit of mistletoe— she can’t reach but she wants to surprise her husband, dammit.
A little giggle, and then he bites the back of her leg.
Cosmo keeps trying to eat leaves off the ground SOS
Oh god. I’m coming, I’m coming. Have you told him about the germs yet?
About a thousand times.
Okay. Tell him those aren’t something mommy even lets her shrimpies eat. He knows about my cleaner shrimp
He is in air jail now. Come quickly.
“I’m here, I’m here…”
She calls as she comes outside
He hands her a squirming Cosmo.
Look! Mama!
Mamaaa!!
“Hey baby. I hear you’re trying to eat leaves?”
She kisses his forehead.
“Do you remember mama’s shrimp? The ones that ate the yucky stuff from the fish tanks?”
S'imp..?
He scrunches his brows.
Eat yucky stuff!!
“Yeah! Mama’s little shrimp!”
She smiles.
“We can’t eat the leaves, because there’s someone else who needs them more than us!”
Nee' dem?
He repeats back.
“Mhm! Little wiggly wormies!”
Harper begins to bring him inside.
Worm!!!! I worm!!!!
“Yeah? You’re a little wiggly worm?”
She tickles his belly
Eeeee!!! Hehehe!!!!
He giggles.
“That’s my giggly baby.”
She brings him into the warm house.
“Brrr! It’s cold out there, isn’t it?”
Coold...
Edward follows them in.
Should I make our little guy a snack?
“Chesh is getting him some fruit snacks. Maybe a drink for him, though?”
“Momo, you want juice, milk, or water?”
He needs more than just fruit snacks if he's trying to eat leaves.
He huffs, getting out a big boy cup and filling it with milk.
“…Okay, crackers too.?”
Good idea.
He hands her the cup of milk.
“Here we go momo. Milk in your big boy cup!”
She hands it to him, holding onto it to help
Mulk!!
He giggles, taking a sip. Edward gets out the crackers.
Cosmo keeps trying to eat leaves off the ground SOS
Oh god. I’m coming, I’m coming. Have you told him about the germs yet?
About a thousand times.
Okay. Tell him those aren’t something mommy even lets her shrimpies eat. He knows about my cleaner shrimp
He is in air jail now. Come quickly.
“I’m here, I’m here…”
She calls as she comes outside
He hands her a squirming Cosmo.
Look! Mama!
Mamaaa!!
“Hey baby. I hear you’re trying to eat leaves?”
She kisses his forehead.
“Do you remember mama’s shrimp? The ones that ate the yucky stuff from the fish tanks?”
S'imp..?
He scrunches his brows.
Eat yucky stuff!!
“Yeah! Mama’s little shrimp!”
She smiles.
“We can’t eat the leaves, because there’s someone else who needs them more than us!”
Nee' dem?
He repeats back.
“Mhm! Little wiggly wormies!”
Harper begins to bring him inside.
Worm!!!! I worm!!!!
“Yeah? You’re a little wiggly worm?”
She tickles his belly
Eeeee!!! Hehehe!!!!
He giggles.
“That’s my giggly baby.”
She brings him into the warm house.
“Brrr! It’s cold out there, isn’t it?”
Coold...
Edward follows them in.
Should I make our little guy a snack?
“Chesh is getting him some fruit snacks. Maybe a drink for him, though?”
“Momo, you want juice, milk, or water?”
He needs more than just fruit snacks if he's trying to eat leaves.
He huffs, getting out a big boy cup and filling it with milk.
“…Okay, crackers too.?”
Good idea.
He hands her the cup of milk.
Cosmo keeps trying to eat leaves off the ground SOS
Oh god. I’m coming, I’m coming. Have you told him about the germs yet?
About a thousand times.
Okay. Tell him those aren’t something mommy even lets her shrimpies eat. He knows about my cleaner shrimp
He is in air jail now. Come quickly.
“I’m here, I’m here…”
She calls as she comes outside
He hands her a squirming Cosmo.
Look! Mama!
Mamaaa!!
“Hey baby. I hear you’re trying to eat leaves?”
She kisses his forehead.
“Do you remember mama’s shrimp? The ones that ate the yucky stuff from the fish tanks?”
S'imp..?
He scrunches his brows.
Eat yucky stuff!!
“Yeah! Mama’s little shrimp!”
She smiles.
“We can’t eat the leaves, because there’s someone else who needs them more than us!”
Nee' dem?
He repeats back.
“Mhm! Little wiggly wormies!”
Harper begins to bring him inside.
Worm!!!! I worm!!!!
“Yeah? You’re a little wiggly worm?”
She tickles his belly
Eeeee!!! Hehehe!!!!
He giggles.
“That’s my giggly baby.”
She brings him into the warm house.
“Brrr! It’s cold out there, isn’t it?”
Coold...
Edward follows them in.
Should I make our little guy a snack?
“Chesh is getting him some fruit snacks. Maybe a drink for him, though?”
“Momo, you want juice, milk, or water?”
He needs more than just fruit snacks if he's trying to eat leaves.
He huffs, getting out a big boy cup and filling it with milk.
Cosmo keeps trying to eat leaves off the ground SOS
Oh god. I’m coming, I’m coming. Have you told him about the germs yet?
About a thousand times.
Okay. Tell him those aren’t something mommy even lets her shrimpies eat. He knows about my cleaner shrimp
He is in air jail now. Come quickly.
“I’m here, I’m here…”
She calls as she comes outside
He hands her a squirming Cosmo.
Look! Mama!
Mamaaa!!
“Hey baby. I hear you’re trying to eat leaves?”
She kisses his forehead.
“Do you remember mama’s shrimp? The ones that ate the yucky stuff from the fish tanks?”
S'imp..?
He scrunches his brows.
Eat yucky stuff!!
“Yeah! Mama’s little shrimp!”
She smiles.
“We can’t eat the leaves, because there’s someone else who needs them more than us!”
Nee' dem?
He repeats back.
“Mhm! Little wiggly wormies!”
Harper begins to bring him inside.
Worm!!!! I worm!!!!
“Yeah? You’re a little wiggly worm?”
She tickles his belly
Eeeee!!! Hehehe!!!!
He giggles.
“That’s my giggly baby.”
She brings him into the warm house.
“Brrr! It’s cold out there, isn’t it?”
Coold...
Edward follows them in.
Should I make our little guy a snack?
Cosmo keeps trying to eat leaves off the ground SOS
Oh god. I’m coming, I’m coming. Have you told him about the germs yet?
About a thousand times.
Okay. Tell him those aren’t something mommy even lets her shrimpies eat. He knows about my cleaner shrimp
He is in air jail now. Come quickly.
“I’m here, I’m here…”
She calls as she comes outside
He hands her a squirming Cosmo.
Look! Mama!
Mamaaa!!
“Hey baby. I hear you’re trying to eat leaves?”
She kisses his forehead.
“Do you remember mama’s shrimp? The ones that ate the yucky stuff from the fish tanks?”
S'imp..?
He scrunches his brows.
Eat yucky stuff!!
“Yeah! Mama’s little shrimp!”
She smiles.
“We can’t eat the leaves, because there’s someone else who needs them more than us!”
Nee' dem?
He repeats back.
“Mhm! Little wiggly wormies!”
Harper begins to bring him inside.
Worm!!!! I worm!!!!
“Yeah? You’re a little wiggly worm?”
She tickles his belly
Eeeee!!! Hehehe!!!!
He giggles.
