/someone tell me to put the pen down 😭

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/someone tell me to put the pen down 😭
RP STARTER POST ; —
Edward, rather the deviant Riddler, clicks a pen furiously. His eyes flitter across a blank card. The genius mind works itself over and over.
" God— You know what! Never mind! "
The very green man pushes his chair back with force as he stands. The chair clatters to the floor, sliding across old oak. He slams down the pen. Slim legs stride toward the door in angry steps.
The door flings open, bright light assaults Edward's eyes.
" A walk. A walk eases the mind. At least that's what they say. "
Imperfectly shined dress shoes fall in tandem, trudging forth
The Riddler.
Good morning, Riddles! How is everyone?
[Timeskip: In The Hallway after The Opera]
Edward collects his coat and cane in the hallway.
What a show Jon, what a show! Don't you agree?
...was it a good call?
@crowsinthecornfield
Am I supposed to make gay riddles for pride month?
@jeremiah-e-arkham @askd0ctorjcrane
Hello citizens of Gotham, and wherever else this may reach.
Hiding from the public, and private, eyes have proven to become quite a bit of a bore recently. So, here I am. Ask away, to the master of puzzles, the Riddler!
-he/him
HA.
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i found this picture of you... care to explain?
HOW THE FUCK-
Hold on- No, no no no, this was a private situation for a bet.. A BET! I don’t do this stuff in private, this was a one-time thing- You get that? I need you to understand that I don’t do this kind of shit… Usually..
And who gave you it??? It was supposed to be between only me, and the fool who dared me..! Was it one of the girls who found it? Query? Enigma…? Chronicle, I need this photo taken down, you can’t seriously be doing this just for a joke! It’s public… My image. . .
. . .
You want money? We can work out our differences, I’ll forgive your shitty puzzle skills, you delete the photo and refuse to further show it, and all will be swell…? I’m sure you’d take $5,000? Money ‘solves all’ to you people right…?