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ej's bangin' milf crib

@ejtheangel

smoke weed, bang milfs, go fishing and read about horrors beyond mortal comprehension ITS OFFICAL IM 20 🎉

601 posts

May 4

PHOTO DUMP FROM MY TRIP YAY!!! is it obvious that I dont live near mountains bc i dont. I JUST THINK THEYRE NEAT OKAY

#photos!#colorado is pretty cool :]#the deer were so cool actually. very chill i think they were really used to people bc they were not scared of me or my mom

Apr 29

OH. MY. GOD.

#the boys #homelander #ITS GLORIOUS #YES #TWITTER HAS DELIVERED THIS FINE EVENING #OH MY GOD IT TAKES UP LIKE HALF THE FRAME GOOD GOD #ITS SO PEAK

Apr 26

im so sorry I haven't been rping more recently yall ive been having a bit of a rough go of it. i've been working more than usual, and ive been dealing with on and off tooth pain that's so bad I cannot focus properly (and that's honestly made me cry a few times now. this toothache shit is not for the weak) tbh I just didn't want to admit to it bc it was pretty much 90% preventable and it's highly embarrassing to admit that i haven't exactly taken the best care of my teeth and that I've let it get this bad but uh. yeah ive been sleeping a lot after work due to this

I will get back to rps and do what I can but please bear with me in the meantime I havent forgotten about yall!!! It's just really hard to type out stuff sometimes when the entire right side of my teeth feel like they're already being pried out of my face with pliers when i haven't done anything 🙃🙃🙃 BRUSH YOUR FUCKING TEETH GUYS DONT BE LIKE ME

#ugh i didn't want to talk about this but today came to head about it and now i cant avoid it anymore #anyways that's ej's life updates outside of “just workin'”#thank yall for being patient with me you are all so nice and sweet i hope your pillows are always cold and that you never get a toothache #these rps mean a lot to me and honestly they're one of the few things that keep me truckin through this bullshit that is life

Apr 24

This is your father

Oh my god it's my Government Assigned Dad Replacement holy shit it's finally here!!!!!!

#dead dad joke #rip my dad ypu were a real one 😔

Apr 23

❗️AU❗️

Lawrence and Derek

And then they kissed

AND THEN THEY KISSED!!!!!!!!!!!

#boyfriend to death #btd #tpof #and they should both be bloody too actually

Apr 22

Is this Eric

Absolutely. Eric when he was in highschool actually. Dude definitely did his fair share of (shitty) skateboard tricks back then to try to impress a dude he was dating. Mind you he's doing these in front of the fucken. One (1) gas station in his hometown unprompted. Going "watch this shit man" like the lame 15 year old he is and doing an absolutely terrible kickflip that he just barely learned how to do 2 hours ago. #courtship. #sk8terlyfe. Lmao.

#ykmet #boyfriend to death #btd #ykmet oc #tpof #btd oc #so yeah pretty much!#eric being a skater for male attention is absolutely canon btw #the concept of eric trying to woo Mason via skateboard tricks just came across my mind. mason would be SO confused #“what is this... board you're messing with.” just unamused and confused

Apr 20

merry 4/20 yall im getting violently high and (actually, yes finally im getting around to it sorry guys) responding to rps bc im FINALLY DONE WORKING

#now its time to rip the bong #i need to clean it first :/

littledemonlorne

Apr 18

lastgirlonearth999

#the blair witch project #i need to watch this again #reminds me of my dad....

Apr 18

Fem Strade!

#SHES SO BEAUTIFUL IM GOING TO WEEP #she'd catch me so easily #one “hey if you follow me into this dark alleyway ill show u my boobs :)” later and now im getting holes drilled into my knees and stuf :/#like a moth to a flame.....

Apr 18

I know i should be responding to rps instead of reading fanfics before my shower but this might genuinely be the funniest passage ive read in any fanfiction ever. I mean The Boys is already fuckin nuts, both the show and the comics, right, but this is just the cherry on the cake. I love writers so much actually

oh here's the link if you want to read, warning its nsfw so read at your own discretion:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/66853837

#the boys #homelander #the deep #insanely realistic homelander line #would he canonically have a relationship with the deep that's like this fanfic? no. but if he did....#yeah he'd definitely say some wild ass shit like that.#now the deep eating junk food to cope with stress? absolutely canon cause same brotha same

Apr 17

eric at the ripe age of 14 after murdering and eating his child neighbor bc of hunger and desperation:

#ykmet #boyfriend to death #btd #ykmet oc #tpof #btd oc #meme #eric fell into the “survival cannibalism to recreation cannibalism” pipline #halfway through eating him he was like “damn this is actually good...”#R.I.P neighbor kid

Apr 9

new plant. poor boy was smushed beneath like 4 other bigger plants at Lowes. and now he's here

I love it. Thank goodness you saved them.

Have you named it?

-🌿

He's looking a lot better since I put him in a proper pot. I haven't settled on one, but I think i like the name jeremy...

We named a stag beetle Jeremy, it sometimes flies into our room,

-🪴

Aw that's sweet. I love beetles theyre so adorable :]

Beetles are really adorable. So are caterpillars.

-🪴

Caterpillars are always the cutest... I like cicadas too

I've never seen a cicada in person...

They made strange noises.

- 🌿

I think they're beautiful!!! And i like their noises it reminds me of summer

Summer is real nice. I like alot of moths too...

-🪴

what's your favorite kind? :O

Deaths head hawkmoth.

Do you have a favourite? -🪴

Deaths head moths are so cool!!!! Mine are rosy maple moths :] I love their shade of pink

Apr 9

new plant. poor boy was smushed beneath like 4 other bigger plants at Lowes. and now he's here

I love it. Thank goodness you saved them.

Have you named it?

-🌿

He's looking a lot better since I put him in a proper pot. I haven't settled on one, but I think i like the name jeremy...

We named a stag beetle Jeremy, it sometimes flies into our room,

-🪴

Aw that's sweet. I love beetles theyre so adorable :]

Beetles are really adorable. So are caterpillars.

-🪴

Caterpillars are always the cutest... I like cicadas too

I've never seen a cicada in person...

They made strange noises.

- 🌿

I think they're beautiful!!! And i like their noises it reminds me of summer

Summer is real nice. I like alot of moths too...

-🪴

what's your favorite kind? :O

Apr 8

new plant. poor boy was smushed beneath like 4 other bigger plants at Lowes. and now he's here

I love it. Thank goodness you saved them.

Have you named it?

-🌿

He's looking a lot better since I put him in a proper pot. I haven't settled on one, but I think i like the name jeremy...

We named a stag beetle Jeremy, it sometimes flies into our room,

-🪴

Aw that's sweet. I love beetles theyre so adorable :]

Beetles are really adorable. So are caterpillars.

-🪴

Caterpillars are always the cutest... I like cicadas too

I've never seen a cicada in person...

They made strange noises.

- 🌿

I think they're beautiful!!! And i like their noises it reminds me of summer

Apr 8

The world is kind. Idc about the cruelty of it, we are all inherently good until we make the decision not to be. I am kind and my friends are kind and the strangers who smile and tell me to have a good day are kind. The world only thrives when we get along so please be kind, I know it’s hard but please be kind

Apr 8

new plant. poor boy was smushed beneath like 4 other bigger plants at Lowes. and now he's here

I love it. Thank goodness you saved them.

Have you named it?

-🌿

He's looking a lot better since I put him in a proper pot. I haven't settled on one, but I think i like the name jeremy...

We named a stag beetle Jeremy, it sometimes flies into our room,

-🪴

Aw that's sweet. I love beetles theyre so adorable :]

Beetles are really adorable. So are caterpillars.

-🪴

Caterpillars are always the cutest... I like cicadas too

Apr 8

new plant. poor boy was smushed beneath like 4 other bigger plants at Lowes. and now he's here

I love it. Thank goodness you saved them.

Have you named it?

-🌿

He's looking a lot better since I put him in a proper pot. I haven't settled on one, but I think i like the name jeremy...

We named a stag beetle Jeremy, it sometimes flies into our room,

-🪴

Aw that's sweet. I love beetles theyre so adorable :]

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