guys, my situationship just sent me this Pedro meme. yes, you heard that right, my SITUATIONSHIP sent me this. at least he thinks of me when he sees Pedro, right? right…?
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guys, my situationship just sent me this Pedro meme. yes, you heard that right, my SITUATIONSHIP sent me this. at least he thinks of me when he sees Pedro, right? right…?
HOPEFULLY GRANDPA JOEL IS COMING (on me)
HOPEFULLY GRANDPA JOEL IS COMING (on me)
HOPEFULLY GRANDPA JOEL IS COMING (on me)
Yes. Exactly.
daydreaming about normal girly things like GIANT PASTY CLOWN DICK 🙏
y’all ever fantasize about a fictional character a little too hard to the point you’re convinced you should be admitted to a mental hospital?
PLEASE I JUST WANNA GIVE HIM HEAD ONCE-
PLEASE GOD I WILL DO ANYTHING
AGGGHHGFGHGGHGG
I’m crying, I need him so fucking bad.
It’s not even a joke anymore
Please, just fuck me and then do anything with me
PLEASE PELASE PLEASE PKEASE
no lube, no protection, all night, all day from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream, and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, first clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind bloging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine ting, thirsty, thursting all day without stopping, till nothing left, satisfied, non-stop, every single sec, crawling, back hurt, cramp legs, can't walk for 5 years, don't care, still non-stop, him oiled up makes me turned on even more, screaming without s, him whimpers makes my inside giggling, in heat, everyday, till the neighbors hear us, till the neighbors can remember his name perfectly, even earthquake, thunderstorm, heavy rain, typhoon, we still keep going, broke bed, everyday buy a new bed, hole floor, gasping for air, crying, gripping his back, leave a bite marks and red marks on his neck and every spot, scratching his back, leaves a scars on his back, phenomenal, month foaming, heavenly awakening, id still bounce on it, body numbling, back worthy, hair drenced, flabbergasting, down break, whimpering our names, till the neighbors decide to move, legs spread automatically, DOWN BAD, ON MY KNEES, WOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOOF WOOFWOROFKKENFOECOENFEOKFOEOFOFOOFOFOFOFOFOF,WOOOOFFFFFFFF,MEOOOWWMEEOOWWWME000WWWwWW GREERRRRR ILL TAKE IT LIKE A GOOD GIRL, GRRERGGRRGRGR ONE MORE CHANCE, BARKING SOWO00000 OOFFFF GUESS THIS IS WILD BUT I DONT GIV A SHITT (original is a twt by @/djpon3stan
Let me sit on Santa Art’s lap and a different kind of package will explode… 💦 😏
Think about facepaint spread all over your inner thighs.
Yes this is a clownfucker (very) friendly post.
pick your poison x
I have no shame to say that.
ART IS HOT.
(for me maybe not foryou and its okay)
No?!
And you?
I am a volunteer.
This is a reminder to:
Never mention a possible pregnancy/abortion to anyone, especially not through a social media app messaging service such as messenger, WhatsApp, Instagram DMs, Snapchat, etc.
Delete all period tracking apps and to start tracking using a planner or physical calendar
Book appointments for a form of birth control if possible, or to always carry condoms for yourself and other
Look into sterilization options if that is the route you want to go down (here is a list of 1000 doctors willing to sterilize you without a fight)
Protect your fellow person, protect the women in your life, the queer people, the disabled people, everyone will be affected by this
Form communities. Tell your people that you love them. Protect one another. Check in on one another. None of us are alone.
my Inbox is closed till the 1st november.
I love you all 💕😩.