Don't Be A Fucking Hero

[el-lopez-blog]

Ooc:

Hi guise. My internet is down, so all I've got for the time being is my phone. I don't know when it will be back, hopefully soon. :(

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Serendipity is the Word of the Day || Rachel, Javier, and Elena

Javier leaned back in the passenger seat and kept his eyes closed, this last trip took a lot out of him.

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[el-lopez-blog]

Fabray -

[fabraynnuiq-blog]

Yeah, she does.

Thanks, Elena. I should…probably get her to bed. Say goodnight, Beth. 

[el-lopez-blog]

...Good night, Beth. 

And you too, Fabray. Whatever.

[el-lopez-blog]

Fabray -

[fabraynnuiq-blog]

Not that bad, now is it?

Riiiight. I don’t need to remind you like, ten seconds ago you were running away? Well…she seems to actually like you. Weird.

[el-lopez-blog]

She does?

...Here, you can... like, have her back now. And shit.

[zombieslayer-papi-blog]

Hey look who we found on the way back here.

[fabraynnuiq-blog]

I’d make the comment that’s burning on my tongue right now, but my dad always told me not to lay down with the dogs.

[el-lopez-blog]

What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

[el-lopez-blog]

Fabray -

[fabraynnuiq-blog]

Elena, you’re not going to drop her! Here, here.

See? Not that bad. Who would have thought, the great Elena Lopez, terrified of a harmless child.

[el-lopez-blog]

--Okay then. Baby. In my arms.

...I'm not fucking scared. Look at this shit. I'm a fucking pro.

[zombieslayer-papi-blog]

Hey look who we found on the way back here.

[fabraynnuiq-blog]

How lovely of you to butt in.

Can’t you play nice for two seconds?

[el-lopez-blog]

Play nice isn't in my vocabulary.

Legend has it that my red-card count was up there with my scoring average per game.

[el-lopez-blog]

Fabray -

[fabraynnuiq-blog]

Elena, if you don’t give her a hug, she might start crying. And I don’t know if I’ll be able to stop her. C’mon. Just one hug. Here, just hold her.

[el-lopez-blog]

No way! I'll like, fucking drop it or something! Stay aw--- 

[zombieslayer-papi-blog]

Hey look who we found on the way back here.

[apocalypseberry]

Thank you. I really am glad to be back. Finally.

[fabraynnuiq-blog]

And I probably don’t have to tell you this, but just…ignore Elena. She’s just worried. Deep, deep, deep down inside.

[el-lopez-blog]

Worried? Now that's fucking laughable.

[el-lopez-blog]

Fabray -

[fabraynnuiq-blog]

A hug, Elena. You do know what a hug is, right? And I’m not taking her away, she wants to say thank you. Just take her, she’s not going to hurt you.

[el-lopez-blog]

Of course I know what a fucking hug is! Doesn't mean I fucking want one, especially not from a drooling shit-factory.

...Wait, what are you doing? Back the fuck off, dude. I said no.

[el-lopez-blog]

Fabray -

[fabraynnuiq-blog]

I haven’t lost my mind, Elena. But I appreciate you going out and doing this for Beth, and I know she does too. She just wants to hug you. 

[el-lopez-blog]

A what?!

No, fuck that! Get it away from me.

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Guys.

[jessesaintzombiekiller-blog]

Okay, I understand you have a problem with me, Elena, but, there’s no reason to get on Rachel for anything. I haven’t even done anything to you. as ‘Dodgy’ as I seem.

[el-lopez-blog]

I think as someone looking out for their own fucking skin, I reserve the right to have a problem with whoever the fuck I think might piss on my fucking chances.

[pierce-comma-britt-blog]

Guys.

[apocalypseberry]

I was fully aware of the potential ramifications of my actions, which is precisely why I chose to go on my own rather than endanger anyone else. None of that has any bearing on whether or not I can be useful now. I’m…ready to move on.

[el-lopez-blog]

Oh, well, now that you're ready to move on, maybe you'll think before you run off again. You want to share our security, you want to share our supplies, you want to get rations?

You fucking stick around to do the work. That's the bottom fucking line, dude. And no, I don't care if mí papá sees me saying this because deep down I know he fucking agrees with me.

[pierce-comma-britt-blog]

Guys.

[apocalypseberry]

I must say that I quite resent what you’re insinuating here. I have every bit as much to bring to the group as anyone else does.

[el-lopez-blog]

I could have sworn you up and ran off to find your boyfriend without even thinking about how fucking idiotic that shit was. How did that go, by the way? I bet it was a fucking wild goose chase and you're only alive because all of the shamblers were too annoyed by your voice to come anywhere fucking near you.

[pierce-comma-britt-blog]

Guys.

This is a-

Jesse and Rachel can’t both be here!

[el-lopez-blog]

Finally, someone agrees with me. Kick them both out - St. James because he's a dodgy bastard... As for Berry, take your pick: I think you'd have an easier time deciding why not to throw her out post--fuckin'-haste.

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Fabray -

[fabraynnuiq-blog]

Just a sec, Beth’s waking up. Hey, I’m sure she’d love to thank you.

[el-lopez-blog]

Babies can't talk, Fabray. Have you lost your damn mind too?

[el-lopez-blog]

Fabray -

Come get your shit.