Master of None

NSFW 23 y/o Aquarius ♒ |INFJ|Film nerd|Caffiene addict   Guatemalan/Mexican

[just-shower-thoughts]

We miss out on some of our greatest potential relationships simply because we meet those people during a ‘bad stage’ in our lives.

[weirdness-is-good]

[sspider-mann-deactivated2018071]

[linda-belcher]

I’m always a slut for lying in bed for hours on end doing nothing productive.

[el-tigre-gris]

I’m mad uncomfortable that my extra white ass female friend just said that shit to me. That high key bothers the fuck out of me.

[sugarplumharry-deactivated20170]

Snoop Dogg narrating planet earth is what the world needs

[1alyssaayaan-deactivated2018090]

we dem boys

[guncharge]

i need a series to be made off of this 

[heavymetalpeachy-deactivated202]

Always reblog

[gerometry-deactivated20150505]

i like my women with curves. lots and lots of curves. in a sort of spiral shape maybe with ketchup. curly fries. i like curly fries.

[descarte]

Das Apokalyptische Weib. Matthias Gerung ~ ca.1532 Bayerische SB

[ouc-h-deactivated20180811]

sad part is… y'all be hurting the girl who’s really down for you

[noorskitchen]

Everybody doesn’t deserve to see your personality. Let them think you dry. Who cares?

[eligantly]

isn’t it kinda sad how a genuine compliment goes through one ear and out the other, but as soon as someone criticises you it sticks with you forever and just adds to your overflowing list of insecurities

[baetology]

Stop letting your heart and your pussy choose your men.

[trapbinch]

I’m confused, what is left…

[trapbinch]

Oh nvm lmao my brain. You right sis lol you is right

[baetology]

You really forgot your whole brain.

[pussylipgloss]

she read this post with her pussy

[luvbey]

I’m so sensitive you could literally text me in a different tone and I’ll get sad

[hyrude]

this is the text of good fortune, reblog in 60 seconds and $1200 will spontaneously materialize in your bank account🙏🙌💪🏻😤

[battlefem-deactivated20170404]

you wanna see some badass shit from the early 20th century?? The Lumière brothers created the first full color photograph… in fucking 1903! So these dudes dyed potatoes (in red, blue, and green), mashed them down into just pure fuckin’ starch, and used these dyed potato starches as filters to block out/let in certain wavelengths of light. They coated one side of a glass plate with the starches and sensitized the other side with a mixture of gelatin and light sensitive materials (silver nitrate) and loaded these plates in their cameras.. This is a really simple explanation of the process and I may have missed some things A few of my favorite autochrome photos:

[itsoldjohn]

that last one is literally a LOOK

[did-you-know]

Juniper the fox is in love with Moose the Australian Shepherd. They’re not only the best of friends, but she spends her days cuddling him, kissing him, hugging him, sitting on him (to claim ownership), and trying to get as much of his attention as she possibly can. Source Source 2

Juniper’s and Moose’s mom, Jessika, posted some advice on Instagram in response to all the comments from people who’d fallen in love with Juniper and said: “I WANT ONE!”

“Foxes are not like owning a dog or cat. Foxes smell. Bad. Their urine and feces smell like skunk mixed with ammonia. There is no way to “de-scent” a fox. You cannot keep a fox indoors 24/7… Foxes are destructive, they will destroy things in your house… They also need taurine, or they can go blind, suffer from seizures, and even die. If you get a fox, you need to find a vet willing to treat one. Most vets will not treat foxes.”

“If you are renting the property you live in/on, do NOT GET A FOX. Foxes cannot be boarded or sent to ‘doggy daycare.’ Kiss your vacations goodbye.
..  Foxes do not always ‘potty train.’ Some have success with a litter box, but others find that it is impossible. Even if you do train them, they will likely still mark or happy pee, which results in a skunky, musty odor. Foxes are easily stressed by new situations and people. They usually bond to one person and find exposure to new people and loud noises to be frightening…  Foxes do not always get along with dogs, and in fact, dogs are pretty likely to hate them.
 Some foxes get aggressive despite the best efforts of their owners.”

“Food aggression is a huge issue. I’ve seen excellent owners struggle and struggle with aggression that can lead to bites. Foxes bite. Especially as babies. Foxes go through a stage known as ‘the October crazies.’ During this period they become standoffish and occasionally very aggressive. Foxes can make excellent companions and it is nice to serve as an ambassador for such a misunderstood and beautiful creature. But they are not for everyone.”

[phenomenal-vibrations]

Reblog if you're a cuddler.