lmao

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

i hate looking at the thermometer and seeing some fuckass number like 2

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

come the fuck on

[privatelydiscoveredmoments]

[geocaprican]

[dazzlingyouthdelusion]

how to make the endless fear stop tutorial?? please? anyone?????

[elcharlosmaster]

Autocorrect is a fake ass bitch.

You’re telling me that it doesn’t know I’m trying to type beaurocracy ? Beruacracy? Beauaruacry?

Update: you’re telling me there’s another r???

[sagihairius]

i hate public bathrooms for all the obvious reasons but also because one time somebody in the next stall silently reached under and untied my shoe

[ruinedchildhood]

[introvertunites]

If you’re an introvert, follow us @introvertunites​

[memewhore]

[memorycycle]

when you open task maanager and the cpue is at like 89 percent and then it shoots down to a single digit its like. what the fuck are you hiding. what are you doing whuile my back is turned

[jame7t]

Hey! Bring me five leafs (🍃) and I can make you something.

0/5

[cvberitual]

-1/5

Oh shit, shit

[jame7t]

Hey! Destroy another leaf(🍃) and I’ll fucking kill you.

0/1

[toastbutteregg]

[nataliawoods]

this is bullshit

why even make the movie

[toastbutteregg]

[mysharona1987]

[funnytwittertweets]

[mysteriousgirlatlibrary-deactiv]

[beaft]

nothing brings me more joy than repeatedly doing a bit that my mother dislikes