The Legend Herself, El Condor Pasa!!1!1!!

Hola Amigos!! Call me El if you want, Feel free to leave questions and stuffs, adiós!! ✨

[elcondorpass-ya]

Hola Tumblr!! I’ve seen SOOOOO many Uma’s around the academy come on here and post stuff soooo I wanted to join in on the fiesta!! Feel free to ask me questions and all that good stuff, adiós!!

[elcondorpass-ya]

Actually. We should keep you from meeting the other El. She taught her Mambo how to fetch mail and that is scary

WHAAA-?! I need to meet her at once! She- I- Me- Whatever is a GENIUS!! I need to get in contact with her, uh, me- urgentemente!! Mambo’s gonna be even cooler than before, didn’t even think that was possible!!

[tracen-post-office]

She even taught it to sign for her. It's a treat to see a falcon so well mannered, Kahk-ha!

[elcondorpass-ya]

AHHH! I need to step up my game! I wonder if I could sign Mambo up for the academy… He’s no Uma, but I feel like he’d make the perfecto addition!

[elcondorpass-ya]

Actually. We should keep you from meeting the other El. She taught her Mambo how to fetch mail and that is scary

WHAAA-?! I need to meet her at once! She- I- Me- Whatever is a GENIUS!! I need to get in contact with her, uh, me- urgentemente!! Mambo’s gonna be even cooler than before, didn’t even think that was possible!!

[elcondorpass-ya]

Who do you like more: Mambo or Mambo?

Hhh… I feel I’d be wrong not to side with my lovely feathered friend! Sorry Mambo!

[elcondorpass-ya]

something sinister will happen to Robert's Willpower after the pride marathon or during the pride marathon. the sight will make you feel amazed when you see that happen

Ehh..- Who’s Robert, exactly?

[elcondorpass-ya]

Are you running in the [#Umablr Pride Marathon], El?

-Eh? This is my first time hearing about this! I’d be honored! I wonder if Grass-chan would wanna go with me.. As amiga’s of course!! Yeah.. -AH! Where do I sign up?

[gitanlikesumas]

"amigas"..... ehehehhehhehehe

[elcondorpass-ya]

Hmfp..

[gitanlikesumas]

*Gitan runs away*

[elcondorpass-ya]

Aughh!! GET BACK HERE GITAN-CHAN!! You can’t escape the hooves of this luchadora!!

*Follows behind!! Hehehe*

[gitanlikesumas]

HWAH??? AAAAAAAAAAAAH I'M SORRRYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!

[elcondorpass-ya]

Are you running in the [#Umablr Pride Marathon], El?

-Eh? This is my first time hearing about this! I’d be honored! I wonder if Grass-chan would wanna go with me.. As amiga’s of course!! Yeah.. -AH! Where do I sign up?

[gitanlikesumas]

"amigas"..... ehehehhehhehehe

[elcondorpass-ya]

Hmfp..

[gitanlikesumas]

*Gitan runs away*

[elcondorpass-ya]

Aughh!! GET BACK HERE GITAN-CHAN!! You can’t escape the hooves of this luchadora!!

*Follows behind!! Hehehe*

[elcondorpass-ya]

Not to alarm you, but there is also another El around. Actually, maybe it would be a bad idea to direct her to you or vice versa... I'm afraid of the trouble you two could get into together...

ANOTHER EL?? I must race her at once!! The power of two El’s in the same track would be UNMATCHED!!

Wait.. then does that also mean there’s two mambos..? Aw Yeah!

[elcondorpass-ya]

Are you running in the [#Umablr Pride Marathon], El?

-Eh? This is my first time hearing about this! I’d be honored! I wonder if Grass-chan would wanna go with me.. As amiga’s of course!! Yeah.. -AH! Where do I sign up?

[gitanlikesumas]

"amigas"..... ehehehhehhehehe

[elcondorpass-ya]

Hmfp..

[elcondorpass-ya]

Are you running in the [#Umablr Pride Marathon], El?

-Eh? This is my first time hearing about this! I’d be honored! I wonder if Grass-chan would wanna go with me.. As amiga’s of course!! Yeah.. -AH! Where do I sign up?

[elcondorpass-ya]

How much world around you stained with negativity? That's important question to ask once in a while, ignoring it all will only hurt, especially when you can spread the whimsy to lessen the pain. I will never rest. - Being of Negativity

Well, the way I see it amigó, is that the world may be tough, but you are stronger! Don’t let it get you down! There’s still SOOO many tracks you’ve yet to race! So many rivals left to beat! .. and so much Hot sause to use!

[elcondorpass-ya]

@winning-tickezo

El-chan!!! OHAIYO!!!!

We're building Snowumas in the courtyard and Rice-san made hot chocolate!! You gotta join us!!

Ohh! Hola Tickezo-chan!! And I’d love too!! Be right there!! You’ll NEVERRR catch me passin’ up on an opportunity to build snowumas!! ¡Estoy en camino!!

[elcondorpass-ya]

Hey El, any opinions on the recent unseasonable snowstorm?

-?! Snowstorm!? I’m just hearing about this!! Ohhh, wait!! Maybe I can find other Uma’s to go Sledding with!! Andddd maybe get some chocolate caliente with them while I’m at it!! This is gonna be so much fun!! ¡Tan emocionada!

[elcondorpass-ya]

Just had the worst scare of my LIFE!!!!1! I opened the fridge,, and and

I THOUGHT RAN OUT OF HOT SAUSE!!!! then it turns out it was behind some soda!! ¡Crisis evitada!!

[thunderdeath-uma]

I understand your fear. I would be rather worried if I ran out of steak.

[elcondorpass-ya]

Huhh.. steak with hot sauce on it… Doesn’t sound too bad actually, hehe..

[elcondorpass-ya]

Just had the worst scare of my LIFE!!!!1! I opened the fridge,, and and

I THOUGHT RAN OUT OF HOT SAUSE!!!! then it turns out it was behind some soda!! ¡Crisis evitada!!

[elcondorpass-ya]

i like your mask!

Ahh! ¡Gracias! It was a gift from my Papá, as it once belonged to him. I carry his honor with me every time I’m on the track!

[elcondorpass-ya]

welcome to umablr passyamod!! i hope you enjoy your stay here :> assuiming your new here, i recommend following @tracen-news to stay up to date with whats going on around the tag

Thanks for the advice anonymous amigo! Followed!