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Telemagenta-99’s Elden ring Blog.

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Hey y’all! 👋

This is my Elden Ring blog! If you wanna see my primary blog where I mostly reblog Gaza fundraisers, Here’s a link!

This is definitely fruity

He/Him 19

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Okay so I did some research. Apparently going to Fort of reprimand doesn’t break any of the quests, just advances them. It worked itself out but I was HEATED for a hot second.

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Tiche is brat

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Accidentally broke Hornsent’s quest by going to Fort of Reprimand early. Elden Ring Side Quests are the bane to us all.

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Why does the description of dragonscale flesh portray the relationship between dragons and drake warriors with so many homoerotic undertones?

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The greatest grievance I have with Elden Ring is that we never got to obtain the cunty Crystalian Chakrams.

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Bitches be like “Gloam eyes queen this” and “Godwyn that”.

Meanwhile I’m here waiting for fromsoft to drop some Daedicar lore.

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I think it’s really tragic how Radahn, By becoming Miquella’s consort, made him more like the two people he looked up to the most. (Radagon and Godfrey.)