The Eldest Gru

Margo Gru || Violin || Twenty-two Books are portals to worlds and vast adventures. They let you live thousands of lives without ever leaving the same post. Page-by-page the suspense awaits. The moment the last page flips to a close, a new memory is made.

[emmettestler]

Ah kin huv a go tone it doon a bit if you’d lik’

[eldest-gru]

It's completely alright. -laughs- I enjoy talking with you.

[emmettestler]

Aye, it means lovely, or pretty, but in this instance th’ former 

[eldest-gru]

-laughs- Talking with you is a learning experience.

[emmathe-brain]

That would be me. Need something?

[eldest-gru]

No, just making sure I had your name right.

[longforgotten-middlechild-deact]

[eldest-gru]

Okay. -pulls away and laughs- I'm sorry.

[emmettestler]

Ah suppose it is

 Violin is a bonnie instrument  

[eldest-gru]

Uh, bonnie?

[emmettestler]

Tis juist a tad stronger than maist fowk ur used tae. Aye, a’m an assistant, piano tae be exact 

[eldest-gru]

Yes, but it's best to get used to it. 

Oh, that's wonderful! I play the violin. 

[emmathe-brain]

Am I alright? Yeah I’m fine, why’d you ask?

[eldest-gru]

No reason. Um, Emma, right?

[hades-olympus-deactivated201411]

Can I help you with something?

[eldest-gru]

Oh! Good morning, Dean Olympus. I was just looking for someone.

[emmettestler]

That’s a’richt, lassie, ah shuid be mair canny wi’ th’ wey ah blether, a’m ‘ere tae assist efter a’. Cannae assist if fowk cannae understand ye 

[eldest-gru]

I'm not very used to different accents, but your Scottish accent sounds very unique. So you're an assistant?

[eldest-gru]

I sincerely apologize for my attitude, yesterday.

[atta-cicero]

Ooh, I love the violin, but I love all instruments.

[eldest-gru]

It's good that you don't have any biases.

[eldest-gru]

I sincerely apologize for my attitude, yesterday.

[atta-cicero]

I play the piano, and you?

[eldest-gru]

I play the violin.

[longforgotten-middlechild-deact]

*she pauses for a minute and even leans into the hug a bit before pulling away slightly* … It’s no big deal.

[eldest-gru]

Nope. -pulls her back into the hug- I'm not done yet.

[eldest-gru]

I sincerely apologize for my attitude, yesterday.

[atta-cicero]

And it’s a pleasure to meet you! -smiles-

[eldest-gru]

So what do play at this academy?

[slightly-thelostboy-blog]

I swear to every Holy power,

[slightly-thelostboy-blog]

But it’s an evil, horrible creature.

[eldest-gru]

Books are wonderful. -picks up the book and brushes the dirt off it before fixing the pages-

[emmettestler]

Och, ken is know. Ah forgoat that nae a’ body understands th’ wey th’ scots talk 

[eldest-gru]

I'm terribly sorry.

[emmettestler]

Something ah didnae ken aboot th’ history o’ th’ piano. It isnae often ah fin’ something ah didnae awready ken 

[eldest-gru]

Ken?

[slightly-thelostboy-blog]

I swear to every Holy power,

If that’s how this fucking book ends I’m going to kill someone! *throws the book down on the sofa next to him*

[eldest-gru]

Don't do that!