tuco

it's now volleyball anime shit and hannibal occasionally

[succession-thoughts]

I saw this image and got super excited

and then I started laughing because it was in that moment that I realized I had officially become this

[pinimi]

“that’s him. Jesus Christ look at him” daniel stay cunty and never change

[iwtvsource]

The Vampire Lestat returns in the new season of #InterviewWithTheVampire, premiering on AMC and AMC+.

[stevenrogered]

Meet the Vampire Lestat ft. Sam Reid | Interview with the Vampire

[elainiisms]

god i love it when gay people are in evil toxic codependent love with each other

[oldschoolvillageidiot]

I want the gang from Always Sunny to meet the vampires from What We Do In the Shadows. What We Do in PHIL-ay-dale-FAY-ahhhhh.

[wizardwiener]

yknow that feeling when you start watching a new tv show and then in your brain you just get that fuckin

[harveyguillensource]

We are loving these looks from EW's first look at Season 6! Especially Nadja's 9-to-5 working gal look if I do say so myself.

[groovygrub]

[lighthouseweeper]

Divorced Dad (514) of 1 (70m), starting again from the bottom

[nocontextlestat-deactivated2025]

are you schizophrenic, louis?

[pinimi]

Armand orchestrated Madeleine’s death because she so easily outcunted him. Absolutely no effort just laughed him in the face at his questions “yeah I can live and be mentally stable for eternity. what, like it’s hard?” she said skill issue if you can’t handle killing as a vampire. Every night Armand has seven different existential crisis and Madeleine sleeps soundly without a shred of guilt WHILE ALSO looking dead drop gorgeous and being funnier than everyone around her. Armand had to take her out early. He never stood a chance

[gvnchyno2]

when you couldn’t prevent it <333

[annabelle--cane]

the real reason the first interview went south is because daniel was not yet divorced and therefore could not relate to louis on a level of divorcee-to-divorcee. the second interview went so well because daniel, now divorced twice, could not only relate to louis on that level, but also could then sense a certain eau de divorce in the air and did not relent until he sniffed it out and ended another marriage.

[nepofledgling]

imagine being daniels daughters and seeing your 70 year old estranged father on a talk show in a leather jacket and indoor sunglasses promoting his “non fiction” book about vampires where he claims to have been bitten by vampires before and gives details about the vampires’ sex lives. and he’s hanging out with a guy who looks ten years younger than you. I would assume he was back on drugs

[moonlit-void-to-the-far-unknown]

“I hate how they regressed Daniel after Armand turned him. Hes just so immature now”

My dudes,

If suddenly I wasn’t living with a sickness that slowly deteriorates my motor functions until I die, and I was able to feel like I did when I was a drugged up 20 year old with no worries of chronic illness hitting me again, you bet your sweet ass I would have zero fucks, I would be telling everyone to suck my dick and wear cool jackets and sunglasses.

Oh no one can touch me because my maker is a 514 year old ancient vampire who has never made any other fledglings?

I can see better than I ever have? Move like the wind? Have no pain? Have no fear of dying? Suddenly my hands don’t shake and my body isn’t in pain?

Oh everyone can suck my dick. Everyone can fuck off. I’m gonna wear my fuck you leather jacket like I did at 20 when I was a counter culture upstart journalist, I’m gonna be a cocky shit head again because guess what? I don’t have pain in my back and body, I don’t shake, I have no issues with my motor skills suddenly failing me.

I’m basically 20 years old again. I’m gonna be such a menace for at least a few years.

Ya’ll act like Louis would have been any better if Lestat wasn’t there to help rein him in.

Or Lestat? Bro broke the vampire laws the second he was turned.

Armand I’m gonna assume was no better then his fledgling is.

Let’s not forget Claudia as a fledgling? Baby girl her first hunt took down like 2 whole police officers.

Let my old man have his wild fledgling years! Let him stalk random men to drain, let him experience being young again. This is like being 18 in college. His first few years of vampire life should be wildly immature and stupid.

Because finally, his body isnt hurting. His brain isn’t deteriorating his motor functions. He can actually do things he used to.

LET MY BABY GIRL BE A MESSY BITCH OF A FLEDGLING. Why?

BECAUSE HE FUCKING DESERVES IT.

Look at this man. Pure cunty ass sass coming off him in waves. As he should be allowed, being in his fledgling prime years.

[eddiediazitgirl]

Interview with the Vampire • S2E5 || VHS Cover

don’t be afraid, just start the tape