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The Gods of Tumblr

We don’t have normal gods, or even evil gods…  The Pantheon of This Hellsite:

Gaud and Pukicho: Twin Gods of Insanity and Chaos

BadJokesByJeff: God of Humor

One-Time-I-Dreamt: God of Night and Dreams

Writing-Prompt-S: God of Creativity

All The Tumblr Sexymen: Angels and Minions 

“Staff“: The Evil God

P.M. Seymour: Messenger of the Gods

Snom: The Holy Prophet of all Cuteness

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Haikubot: God of Plagiarism

I-am-a-fish: Goddess of the Sea

ProbablyBadRPGIdeas: God of Plagiarism and Creation

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The dragon grins wide. “You’ve come to slay me? I see no sword, no bow and I sense no magic.” You begin stretching and clench your fists. “Correct. My body is all I need.”

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You are a traitor, or at least, that was your intention. You decide to come clean to them, when you hear them say the words, “I know.”

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"A dragon steals one of your cows every week and you do nothing?" "Yes, well, you should have seen what it did to the rustlers who tried to steal ALL of them..."

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You are a warlock who made a contract with your patron when you were 5. You don't really remember why you did it, but one thing that has become apparent. Your patron keeps treating you like a child even 30 years later.

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The witch cursed you to become a monster so that your outsides would reflect your character. Your home town took this news better than you would've thought. A lot better. You're more popular than ever and got immediately swamped by marriage proposals from just about everyone available in town.

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You are a deity newly ascended. Your predecessor has perished, and their domain (now yours) is in shambles. Instead of repairing it first, you went down to the world and did the dirty practical work instead of the grandiose, aloof things other deities do.

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You, an elf, married a human, built a small farm and raised children. Your children grew up, had families, and started farms nearby. So did their children, and those children’s children. Now your many descendants have formed a bustling city and you are known as the official “town grandparent”.

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A Kitsune pranks the person they are in love with with certain pranks giving clues about their true feelings. After a long string of random pranks, your Kitsune roommate shows you a large poster with “I love you, you big idiot” on it and wants you to be her boyfriend.

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A crew of 5000 humans are placed in Cryosleep and sent to another planet to colonize it. When they arrive 1000 years later, they learn that, thanks to advancements in Space Travel, the planet had been colonized by humans for over 500 years.

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You’re a hideous, terrifying monster. One day, you meet an innocent little girl who isn’t afraid of you and treats you like anyone else. Day after day, you play together until you’re eventually separated. Many years later, you meet her again, but this time, she’s terrified of you.

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You prick your finger and go to sign the contract of the demon, however as soon as they see your blood they try to call off the deal.

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We have a psychic on the team. The hard part is no longer finding who is guilty. "That's great! You mean they're really a psychic, telepathy and all?" Yes, we have the investigation side out of the equation. Now, the hard part is proving guilt in court while hiding how we've employed a psychic.

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"What did you do to them?" "Nothing. They were the ones that went into my head uninvited, psychics really need to learn boundaries. I tried to keep the away from dangerous memories, but you know how they are with privacy." "What did they find?" "I don't know, I forgot it for a reason."

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In a world full of nanotech, lasers, and other high-tech dodads, you are the master of scrap works and "primitive" machines. You're also the most respected and feared engineer alive.

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"so your a half elf eh kid?" Said the older dwarf guild member "yeah my mom was an elf." said the young man "oh really normally it's always the father whose the elf." "Yeah well not like it stopped her from abandoning me and my dad when I was born...but you know typical elf behavior." He said

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Why do the stars make me cry?