Rigel's Shitposting Station

Rigel | they/them | Shitposting, random thoughts, incoherent ramblings about gender and much more! This is a one-stop shop for all of the random thoughts that my ADHD decides to fucken magick into existence.

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Hidden Glen is a piece I composed which was inspired by the imagery in Avatar (the blue dudes one), especially the glowing trees and such. youtube.com/watch?v=l88jlL33NBI Also note: I did take all of the backing photos for my pieces as well, I didn't just yeet some off of a stock photo website

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Summer Night Insomnia is a composition I made about six months back while I was on vacation in New York, in a room with no air conditioning during a heatwave. So, yeah, as the title implies, I wasn't able to get much sleep, but I was able to get a lot of work done on this piece. youtube.com/watch?v=Qp471CO-tXY

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Three Box Rondo, another old OG piece from seventh grade that I decided to revise earlier this month. youtube.com/watch?v=oOz2I7Tg2J0

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Stained Glass Shards, an og piece youtube.com/watch?v=p3flnXowpqw

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so I wrote a poem when I was high

Yep. What it says on the title, people. Well, I wasn't really high, but I sure was having an interesting reaction to my sleep medication. Anyways, here's what incoherent nonsense I ended up writing:

oh, the world in eerie peace

let crying stop and breathing cease

on bated breath, we wait for years

'till our breath does disappear

oh, the things I cannot change

cannot move, nor rearrange

oh, the stars above do die

like they fall in late July

stranger, we have met before

when stars teetered on galactic shores

and soon I know we'll meet again

oh love, soon we begin.

... it's a little bit creepy, come to think of it.

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on this episode of will it launch: google tried

the trees' shadows keep waving at me and i want them to go awaaaaaaay, i can't deal with their leafy bullcrap right now.

i don't want to stop writing now lol

i don't think i physically can

i have a tiiiiiic now, i'm just gonna write everything all day now so it might not all fit in an doc no matter how hard google tries, and i know it;s a tryhard from the way it tries to get me to save every change i make in any context immediately

it has a serious compulsion to issue constant cya measures, it's almost as bad as a politician.

raggedy ann dolls are fucking eldritch gods and not in a good way

i'm starting to have auditory hallucinations too, like a bump in the night but i can't tell if it's my music or not lol

imma keep typing

just like delete this shit dear god almighty

what is wrong with you people

like even if you're scrolling really fast what's the point

my handwriting is illegible and my typewriting is worse

you're not a caaaaat, you're a fleeeeeerkin

all of the text in this post is so bluuuurrrryyyyyyyyyy

can't tell if it's my eyes or not.

bill wurtz is on something and i really wanna know what it is. maybe it's monster energy. i hope it is, because my stash is like nowhere near depleted.

i frickin hate the silence lmao

it's like so loud and so lewd

not sure how it's lewd but that word like made sense

g'nite fuckers

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Songs that I've used to attempt to describe my gender to cis people

This also counts as a song rec btw

- No Woman, No Cry

- Space Oddity

- 99 Luftballons

- Paranoid Android

- Yellow Submarine

- Blowin' In The Wind

- Death and All His Friends

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Here are some photos I've taken in the last couple of weeks (the last one's a photo from a concert I went to last Monday, but it's nuked to hell because I thought it'd look cooler that way).

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Why Venom is my fave comfort character (I want the symbiote so bad, helllp)

- Having someone in my head that could give me a fresh perspective and occasionally take the reins for a bit would be a major relief, especially in situations where I need to do something like take a shower or brush my teeth, but I just don't have the energy to

- Ofc I'd still want control over the meat of my life (major decisions, etc.) but I'd need someone to help with the smaller stuff

- Me being chaotic good I'd be alright with Venom snacking on bad guys and causing general chaos whenever he wanted as long as it didn't get me or my friends in big trouble

- Since Venom is actually in my head and thoughts in this scenario, I wouldn't have trouble communicating with him on semi- or non-verbal days like I would with anyone else

- I'd have a side that could defend me when we were in danger which would relieve a lot of my anxiety about being home alone or in the dark

- I'd have someone to rant to that wouldn't be an online friend or some poor soul at school

- I could literally live off of chocolate and the heads of my enemies

Author's note: you can see I've thought way too much about this, right?

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someday song recs

this might not actually land on a sunday, because my queue might get fucked up, but i also didn't write it on a sunday. it just needs to be alliterative, okay?

note: they're spotify links, sorry for anyone who doesn't have a spotify account

also, get a free spotify account

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me and the bois at 10pm lookin' for B E A N S

i sent a message to my computer science department's discord server saying i wanted beans.

i am now at a walmart with my computer science teacher and ten other kids, and we have bought cat ears and five packs of insta-ramen. no beans. just cat ears and ramen.

best fucking field trip ever.

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on this episode of will it launch: the stank lord rises

i wanna cough real loud to muffle the sound my monster energy drink makes but that would also be a red flag to the demons watching me "sleep"

maybe they've taken their nightly ambiens tho who knows

no im not a doctor, im just an online hoodie-string pulling therapist

i pull your hoodie strings through my screen and eat them for lunk

i ate a bowl of breakfast plastics and they had a rebellion in my lower GI tract

in athletics we had to play this game called soccer-tennis and i wish that they had just made a spoonerism out of the two words because they missed a chance to have us play a game called STONKUS

dear GOD i want to play stonkus

not stupid soccer-tennis

STONKUS, bois

aaaand i have devolved into one giant meme

i am da stank lord

Star Lord getting dusted in infinity war only proves that he is in fact stank lord, with a b

"ThErE's a BeE???"

*stank bee emoji*

oh my god no i'm a discord bot

oh no oh f**k

*to be enunciated with 3 2 rhythm*

"baggedy baggedy baga baggedy baggedy baga"

oh my god too much monster brain juice

the walls are creaking

see you on the other side, bois

author's note: i then spent the entire night shivering under a blanket thinking that an androgynous serial killer was coming to chop me into little bits. no reasoning... just creepy gremlin killer.

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snails on da DOOR

two characters i made a couple of videos with way back in sixth grade. i sigh at the quality and the humor.

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Unusual nonbinary names

Hi! My name is Soren, and I go by they/them pronouns. When I first picked my name, I made a list of gender-neutral names to choose from. Some names might lean more masc or fem, but it's all up to you what feels comfortable.

Arin

Arson

Asp

Bash

Betel

Bones

Cadel

Card

Cato

Corren

December

Digi

Fletcher

Forbes

Hace

Harley

Henn

Illen

Jesse

Keter

Kieren

Kors

Lacos

Lander

Lapis

Mako

Malec

Malefi

Navy

Noir

Obel

Orchid

Penne

Presley

Quincy

Quire

Rigel

Rust

Sedra

Shell

Tacet

Talon

Thaniel

Urie

Ullysses

Under

Vaughn

Villain

Voss

Waid

Walker

Willen

Wren

Wynn

Xander

Xylem

Yann

Yates

Yules

Zanon

Zayn

Zeke

Zenon

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on this episode of will it launch: THE BEGENDING

on this episode of will it launch

it did not

bonus question: did i drink too much monster energy

answer: i will never drink enough monster energy and martin agrees

dronk is the name and evisceration is my game

i'm here, i'm queer, and i'm filled with existential feeeaaar.

fear me, for i have consumed an ambien and i have not yet succumbed to it even though it's been like three hours -

on this episode of will i name a random celebrity and list of some completely incorrect fact about them, for your answer you need an anecdote from elton john, who was fanatically obsessed with marbles:

"e a sports, it's in the weed"

your mother was a cauliflower and your father was living at breakneck speed, but they met each other and became speedy gonzales the fifteenth's anthropomorphized grandchild, bill the euphonium.

you can call him william.

but that doesn't matter because it's only a matter of time before everything decides to cave in on itself like a piece of day old dog crap

i didn't even know that speedy gonzales was a cartoon mouse i thought he was like an olympic runner or some crap

i'm gonna end every paragraph with crap and eventually i might just stop using the spacebarandbyeventuallyimeannowbecausemebrainisdecidingthatthisisagoodidea-

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Knife-Slingin', Bow Shootin' bitches (AKA my "Katy and Xialing as happy badass lesbians" headcanon)

So, yeah, as the title says, as soon as Katy and Xialing met each other in Shang-Chi, my gaydar immediately started going off.

First of all, this is literally the first thing that Katy says is this trainwreck of a greeting:

And Xialing kinda looks surprised at this, like she expected Katy to be afraid of her or something, but Katy's just here vibing with the chaos. This is one of the only times that Xialing shows genuine emotion (the other two being when she opens up to Katy about her deepest darkest secrets after just meeting her like a day ago and seeing her dad dead) and it's pretty clear that she's genuine in her response to this, "I like your pants." (The phrase I use literally every time I've ever tried to start a conversation with a girl I've liked has been some variation of this).

And as I mentioned, one of the few other times Xialing shows emotion in the movie is when she opens up to Katy about her past and how Shang-chi's abandonment hurt her. Katy doesn't know what to say here (to be fair, I wouldn't either) but it's clear that Xialing trusts her.

If I think of more stuff (which I probably will) I'll make a part 2

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on this episode of will it launch: martin n' me dogge

blame it all on the horse gods- NORSE GODS, shit- would there be multiple horse gods in one universe? how many horse gods do you need to change a lightbulb?

ah finally, some peace. there's no one here but the shadow people that pop up in my periphery every so often and martin. oh and i can't forget mophead, my loyal dogge who seems to think she's the best thing in the world and she's almost 94.90641784% right about that.

listening to a song about military hazing and it has a pretty evenly balanced swing percentage, so i like that.

you know what else is swinging? the clock.

the grandfather clock of the time you have left on this puny earth before you get left behind and have to figure out how to move while being an incorporeal being.

but don't worry, eventually you'll stop caring how far away the earth is and start learning to move, and then you might realize that you can visit all of the nebulae and stars and black holes and antimatter dimensions you like in the blink of your incorporeal, completely useless and actually nonexistent eye.

even though you might be questioning my sanity right now, i implore you to question yours. you don't have to question your own sanity for long before other people start questioning it too, and that's just one more step towards the funny farm, right?

i can't stand the gosh darn typos, but they just make up everything.

yo imagine if god creating the earth was just like Them texting someone else and they made just the right typo and rolled with it, and that created the fucking universe

author's note: martin is not a human being. martin is a plastic skeleton who sits in my room. i also have a plastic skull named cerce, but she wasn't in the room at the time.