bro dont send me to horny jail im innocent

20s, he/him, gay || this is just where i put my nsfw fanart sorry. minors and bigots get blocked. all characters depicted are 18+

[heartbreakincident]

writing your fave having sex with with their love interest is OUT writing your fave shamefully jerking off and coming pathetically fast at just the idea of fucking their love interest is IN

[upper-eepy-sleepy-girl]

Okay, something about that kinktober (with no kink) thing that I noticed is this: every fic must have a conversation about a safeword being used, and then use it in the scene. Obviously this comes from the fact that they're treating fictional characters like real humans yadda yadda yadda

But like... the hope behind a safe word is that you're not supposed to use it unless something goes wrong. So like.

This is unironically what they're doing oml

[yekoc]

it's time for top/bottom discourse to end. the only thing i want to hear about is which one is the sex crier.

[celebrinienjoyer]

god grant me the strength to write my weird porn, the serenity to write my weird porn and the wisdom to write my weird porn

[eldritchdick]

you'll always be in the palm of his hand

[fizzytoo]

<3

[puppygirl-hornyposting]

[catgirl-milk]

artist's pixiv

artist's twitter

meow! i add sources to uncredited posts. let me know if i messed up!!

[puppygirl-hornyposting]

thank you so much i love you

[athena-cat-wizard-official]

where's the version of this where there's a comment from a gastroenterologist saying that the resulting damage is surgically treatable

[neoflareon]

This one? Found it on discord a while back

[proudfreakmetarusonikku]

imagine risking 10-30 percent mortality for getting dicked down

[eldritchdick]

for some reason whenever i see someone mention nookworms in homesmut/ smutstuck/ hsnsfw/ homestucknsfw/ pornstuck/ whatever 

i always kinda figure they're like... the male equivalent of the mothergrub? like the equivalent of drone bees vs queen bees??? why is my brain like this

[eldritchdick]

a+ makaras

thank you!!

[eldritchdick]

lets get things started off right. anybody want honey with their jam?

[eldritchdick]

half the fun of this ship is that Darkleer is probably one of the only other trolls capable of competing with GHB in raw strength and putting that power to good use

the other half is getting to draw long hair

[eldritchdick]

ignore the arrow in the warning images, they’re from my insta lol