eldritchdragonfly

[loveridden1999]

would u rather england or argentina win?

i'd rather the stadium blows up

[riseofthecommonwoodpile]

you make one fucking post where the point is “women are encouraged to develop disordered eating from a very young age and that impacts how we view the ‘natural’ size and shape of women” and too many reblogs later i am being accused of saying short people wouldn’t exist if they ate better growing up. i’m sorry but if you genuinely think i was saying that you are just a buffoon. i cannot and will not sanction your buffoonery.

[i-am-a-fish]

whose dumb ass idiot fuck idea was it to make medicine cost money

[loveridden1999]

what did England do for you to hate them this much?

so it all began with 200 years of colonization of my country

[satorugojowidow]

Which of the three remaining european countries in the World Cup colonized your country?

Spain

France

England

Remaining time: 4 days 8 hours

[holybananapants]

It’s wild we have to be in buddy groups for bathrooms because we are trans teenagers and we might get killed or threatened

[eldritchdragonfly]

dw I have my girl scout swiss army knife

[holybananapants]

Bro????

[eldritchdragonfly]

Bro. ;)

[holybananapants]

It’s wild we have to be in buddy groups for bathrooms because we are trans teenagers and we might get killed or threatened

[eldritchdragonfly]

dw I have my girl scout swiss army knife

[spaghetti-l0rd]

Happy birthday Techno!

[prokopetz]

Flavours of unreliable narrator:

Lying to the reader

Lying to themselves

Simply misinformed

Not paying attention

Has weird priorities

Assumed you knew

Hates you personally

Bad at communicating

Easily sidetracked

Will believe anything

Has weird prejudices

Just kind of dumb

[timblrdrake]

i have a confession. i’ve been gaslighting my friends into believing i’m a vampire for the past three months. it’s working.

[holybananapants]

"gay sex is the solution to a lot of things. i think lesbianism would fix everything." - @eldritchdragonfly

[eldritchdragonfly]

I did in fact say that and do stand by it.

[abbotcoded]

and if I say that’s Robby’s gay voice ™

[vidavalor]

"Great kid. Takes after his dad."

Oh, yeah, the snarky, sensitive kid with the puns who screams 'going to need a ton of therapy from these Republican parents' and wants to party in an escape room takes after his dad alright... his Bildad. 😎

[hollywoodhowell]

turns out “we’re not gonna be romantic on camera” was more of a phact with a ph

[wotcaneyesay]

pharanormal activity 🔦

[eldritchdragonfly]

just unlocked a new procrastination technique 🔥🔥🔥

[stratfordsympathizer]

do you remember those like four months during batman and the outsiders 2019 when cass and duke had a legitimately compelling dynamic and duke would be like "you are not weak for having once been what they made you, you are actually incredibly strong for choosing to be something else" and cass would be like "you are not weak for being frightened in the wake of your terrible injury, you are actually incredibly strong for persisting despite the fear" and they both so deeply admired what the other hated in themself (duke's deep connection with his emotions and awareness of his own mortality vs cass's focused intensity in combat and unwavering obsession with The Cause) and then dc was like "whoaaa i just blacked out for a second that was crazy. anyway now you guys are gonna go be carboard cutouts in the background of joker war for three months"