Lenor's archive

a.k.a. my old tumblr i don't want to wipe

[elementofcrime]

[hufflepuffcubsworld]

This one wins

[justanotherdreamatnight]

Harry: albus severus potter, you were named after the two bravest men I ever knew Ron:……… Ron: I literally sacrificed myself to a giant chess game when I was 11 for you

[notsogrumpyweesh]

[jeopardysenpai]

okay so if harry potter was born in 1980, and went to hogwarts in like 91, that means he was in his sixth year in 1996 do you think he knew about the spice girls? i mean.. i know he had shit going on with horcruxes that year but wannabe isn’t something that happens without you taking note of it

[tatianamaslies]

[kvleesi]

You have your mother’s eyes.

[guiltyfilthycasuals]

Fetus Deletus

how come nobody got pregnant at hogwarts? i mean come on, surely there was some unprotected hanky panky going on there.

[cathartic-knavery]

Wizardry.

[guiltyfilthycasuals]

ahh, makes sense. 

[odetoabird-deactivated20150615]

fetus deletus

[interretialia]

Bene!

[yourbro]

[itsthestartofinfinity]

Happy Potter, the boy who laughed

Happy Potter and the Smiling Stone

Happy Potter and the Chamber of Smiles

Happy Potter and the Comedian of Azkaban

Happy Potter and the Goblet of Giggles

Happy Potter and the Order of Puppies

Happy Potter and the Happy Bubbly Prince

Happy Potter and the Lively Hallows.

Join Happy Potter, Hermione Giggler, and Ron Wheezing, in a hilarious adventure to make the Dark Lord laugh.

Lord Loldemort is depressed and angry because he isn’t like Happy Potter or Albust Out Laughing Dumbledore. He is joined by a band of equally depressed Laugh Eaters, like Belowtricks LeStrange, and Losinit Malfoy.

Happy must go through many jokes and playful riddles, facing Severe Huss Snape, finding Loldemort’s mysterious Whorecruxes… Which are the only thing that can make him laugh.

Happy is joined by his ragtag team of ex-clowns, Siriusly Black, Remus Laughing, Tinks, The Wheezings, Mad-Eye Not-Moody, Kingsley Cacklebolt, and many others. Together they can save the Wizarding world from sure peril.

[equalityforzombies]

forever reblog

[youusedtocallmeaugustus]

Can you imagine being the person who sent this anon? Having to see this all the time. Must be so embarrassing but it’s hilarious!

[exoticgreen-deactivated20121230]

My gut hurts from laughing, omfg. 

[hanana]

How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

[hanana]

by walking

[hanana]

jk rowling

[macleod]

ight so you know how the weasleys car is in the forbidden forest, right? and also how harry went in to the forest to face voldemort. just picture harry walkin up an being ready to die and everything and then the car just comes out of nowhere and absolutely creams voldemort. like 60 mph dukes of hazard type shit

oh my god 

[kat2kool]

Ford Anglia Potter, you were named after the bravest car I ever knew

[backedlikeaweasel]

never forget that for voldemort’s name to rearrange to “je suis voldemort” in the french translations, they had to make his middle name ‘Elvis’

[partybots-archive-deactivated20]

I CANT HANDLE THIS

[schwinghisoka]

are we just ignoring that wand is called a baguette in french?

the baguette chooses the wizard mr. potter

[apohllo]

FRENCH

[deverified]

sorting hat quizzes be like

How do you brush your teeth?

a) bravely

b) while making a sandwich

c) while reading a book

d) I’m a snake

[shortvideosandstuff]

[lilyfanciesprongs]

#DAMMIT JAMES THIS IS WHY WE CANNOT HAVE NICE THINGS

PRONGS YOU ARE DRUNK. 

I WAS DRINKING JUICE WHEN I READ THE CAPTION AND I NEARLY SHOWERED MY LAPTOP I HOPE YOU’RE HAPPY

[jessielightyear]

IT WAS ONE TIME!! 

[emotionslikeateaspoon]

the guy in the corner is blatantly remus he’s like OH SHIT and then oh no wait wait guys - don’t worry it’s just porngs

[believeinprongs-blog]

#GOD BLESS THE HARRY POTTER FANDOM

[sideraclara]

no but bi harry deliberately fucking with ron like they’re at christmas dinner or w/e and harry just goes “you know ron i’m in love with your sister and everything but if bill was single…goddamn. i’d go there”

bill winks across the table at harry

ron screams

[thatwriterchickyouknow]

“GODDAMN IT YOU CAN’T TAKE ALL MY SIBLINGS, HARRY.”

[thatcouldhavegoneworse-moved]

“Don’t worry, Ron, you can keep Percy.”

[sasstronauuut-deactivated201906]

I FUKCGIN PISSED MYSELF

[drarrycontrary-blog]

Oh God…and Harry flirting shamelessly with Fred and George and them flirting back just to piss Ron off…..I need it

[drarry-queen]

Ron wakes up to harry wearing a different Weasleys sweater every morning

[zombb-8-deactivated20190924]

bless this post

[buttalecki]

what do you do at hogwarts if you start your period? 

like do you go and see madam promfrey? or your head of year? because i’m just trying to imagine the slytherin girls going snape and asking for tampons

[lvnderbrwn-blog]

[pearllovesrose-blog]

Harry Potter AU where everything is the same but the Fat Lady is Fat Amy from Pitch Perfect

[actualangelqueenlourdes]

“i thought ‘hey maybe i should let sirius black in’ and then i thought ‘hm….probably not’”

[the-grimsqueaker]

Sirius: “Let me in or I’ll rip you apart!” Fat Lady: “I’ve wrestled crocodiles and dingoes simultaneously.”

[stephenhawqueen]

a harry potter au where potions is taught by gordon ramsay

[fwizard]

“YOUR DRAUGHT OF LIVING DEATH COULDN’T KILL A FRUIT FLY”

[hippogrif]

“YOU PUT SO MUCH GINGER IN THAT POTION IT TASTES LIKE A WEASLEY”

[darlinghogwarts]

Can you imagine drunk Ravenclaws trying to get into the Ravenclaw common room, but miserably failing at answering every riddle

“Where do Vanished objects go?”

“Y-Your ass" 

[drunken laughter]

[bloodydifficult]

[x--moved-blog]

#SMACK THAT UP ON THE FLOOR #SMACK THAT GIMME SOME MORE #SMACK THAT TIL YOU GET SORE #now turn to page 394

[parvats]

THAT TAG

[katnips-deactivated20130502]

oh my GOD the tag

[starkidcorner]

CRYING

[lordofthepotterlockgames-blog]

Laughing at this for about 10 minutes now.