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Every fandom has that one character that just didn’t deserve it

And then that character who so had it coming

I am a horrible person. So we're at mediation, and the mediator is telling a story but she can't remember the guy's name. It's Mike something, she knows. "Lebowski? Kezski? Grabowski?" And it's just too perfect of an opportunity. I can't, I just can't resist. So I open my big mouth and helpfully ask "Was it Mike Wazowski?" AND SHE AGREED WITH ME. Got all excited saying yeah that sounds familiar, that must be it. And I'm just sitting there laughing like a banshee and my ex husband is giggling too and this poor woman had no fucking clue what just happened

#mike wazowski #pranking #in real life #is so much fun #mediator

incorrectmarauderquotes

Oh, please. It’s just, I don’t know, drizzling.

James Potter [to the Gryffindor Quidditch team before a game in the worst weather anyone’s ever seen] (via incorrectmarauderquotes)

gallifreyfieldsforever

I sincerely believe that by 7th year Ravenclaws would just tell the door to their common room to fuck off and it would open for them

kyrael

Q “Why is a raven like a writing desk?” A “You shouldn’t shove either up your arse.” “…Technically, yes.”

mrsmarymorstan

Imagine it, a poor First Year is waiting outside the common room, they can’t answer the riddle in a way to appease the eagle and must wait until someone else to answer it for them. It’s getting late, they’re starting to resign themselves to having to spend the night here.

Suddenly, their saviour comes! It’s a seventh year! Back from a night finishing off their Araithmancy essay in the Library. They look angry, but our poor little first year squares their shoulders, waiting to see what will happen, and hope that they’ll keep the door open for them.

The Seventh Year bangs the handle against the wall, and a slightly disgruntled voice asks the question again: “What is the truth?”

The Student Replies, “The Truth is that I am so fucking sick of all these mother fucking questions about stupid fucking topics like this you bloody fuck-witted bastard. Who in the name of Merlin’s saggy left testicle gives a fucking damn about all this shit anyway? I’ve been working my arse off in the library for the last seven hours now let me the fuck in or, truthfully, I’ll blast my way in and take you with me.”

The eagle knocker tutts, but allows the student entry anyway, and our little first year enters, eyes wide and in shock. They watch the seventh year go up to their bedroom, awe all over their face at their new hero. They did, indeed, learn something that day by waiting for someone to arrive, they learnt that swearing has a magic all of it’s fucking own, and that sometimes it is big and clever to use it.

aphoenixinwriting-deactivated20

The only head canon I will ever accept. Its both perfectly witty and fantastically assholish

avocadamnit-deactivated20161008

witty and fantastically assholish… pretty much quintessential ravenclaw traits right there

dangerouslyovereducated

This would literally be me. I would be that 7th year

lulusketches

“You’ve been so brave.”

caughthesnitch-blog

whatthefawkes

Kate Windsor [Middleton] has said that she loves the Harry Potter Books

galatikk

ALL YOUR ARGUMENTS ARE FOREVER INVALID BECAUSE THE FUTURE QUEEN OF ENGLAND IS A POTTERHEAD

sadiekane

Nobody said it was easy.

ddraco

Harry Potter deleted scenes

↳ Deathly Hallow Part 1- Dudley and Harry

artschoolglasses

I will never forgive them for cutting out this scene.

audaciousescapades-deactivated2

I have this theory that Neville is supposed to represent everything that Peter could have been. You know, both of them were the weak link in the friend group, the guy easily influenced. But instead, Rowling made Neville weak to prove the two paths an individual could take. How each of our weaknesses manifest in different ways. Peter’s weakness made him a villain, ultimately worse than Voldemort because he betrayed his friends, while Neville’s weakness made him work harder and in the end made him Harry’s strongest ally.

cameralinz

Harry = James, Ron = Sirius, Hermione = Remus, Neville = Peter, Ginny = Lily, Luna = Snape.

You will notice that none of the six from the old generation survived. The kids each have traits from the old generation but they’re here to fix the past, and thus must survive the series to metaphorically right the past. Some may raise their eyebrows at Luna as Snape, but just as Harry represents James (the popular kid who was good at quidditch, but didn’t become arrogant like his father) or like Peter and Neville (two people who could have been cowards, but Neville rises to life’s challenges) Luna mirrors Snape in being mocked, a pariah, Looney Lovegood and Snivellus. Instead of being resentful, she rose above it, and loved herself regardless.

If you went with Harry to the Ministry of Magic in book 5, you mattered beyond just backing him up against Voldemort. This core six represented the loss and failure of the Marauders generation, and the hopes of a post-Voldemort future.

mischievous-mo0ny-deactivated20

Holy shit

hp-headcanon

517. McGonagall wasn't dreading the next generation Potter and Weasley kids. She did however, keep track of how many of of them would be attending Hogwarts all at once so that she could start to plan out Gryffindor's genetic all star quidditch team.

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imagineshogwarts

How old were you when you first heard of Harry Potter?

Oh shoot how long ago WAS that? It's been so many years, I was just a little tyke. Let's see, I knew before the third book came out so...1999...Seven.I was seven years old...