I really want you to meet them. But I just kinda like having something that’s just, you know, mine. And I-I usually don’t use so many words to say stuff that little, but… do you get it at all? I do.
One Nice Bug Per Day
dirt enthusiast
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

Love Begins
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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noise dept.
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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
i don't do bad sauce passes

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YOU ARE THE REASON

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@electinae
I really want you to meet them. But I just kinda like having something that’s just, you know, mine. And I-I usually don’t use so many words to say stuff that little, but… do you get it at all? I do.
ruben wanting more than anything to have a kept woman at home who he can provide for and care for and love and do everything for as long as she stays put not realizing that's literally niall, who's already a kept man at home who he's already providing for and caring for and loving and doing everything for and would be so happy to stay put just for him.
what if i showed up on your wedding day like the personification of the angel of death that’s been haunting you for decades and you’re marrying a man whose face i permanently scarred so you can’t even look at him without thinking of me. and then i beat you up in a barn. what then.
Half Man // Fyodor Dostoevsky
WHEN YOU WORSHIP AT THE ALTAR OF VIOLENCE WITH EQUAL TERROR AND DELIGHT
i dreamt of us in another life
one we've never reached
gay weddings are pretty much the same as straight weddings except for the part where one of the grooms has to wait for permission from his brotherloverabuser to say “i do”
this is literally peak romance. to me.
Missed you.
cats will be sitting there next to a full bowl of food looking at you like "perchance if thou will grant me the smallest morsel of sustenance I may yet survive the cruelty of this cold night"
Pokemon Crystal Gameboy Color 2000
DETROIT: BECOME HUMAN (2018), dev. Quantic Dream "You can't kill me. I'm not alive."
we're practically the same person
NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 3 POLL 10
TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?
Captain James Tiberius Kirk (Star Trek)
Starscream (Transformers)
PROPAGANDA:
[Kirk]
"we can't let those tits go to waste. also he has weird alien shit happening to him at least weekly so mpreg would probably be pretty canon compliant."
"He's the OG mpreg, possibly the first mpreg fanart in fandom history is of him. He deserves this title more than anyone else."
"My mum asked what i was doing and she suggested Captain Kirk sooo… you hate my mum if u say no."
Captain Kirk propaganda from last season
[Starscream]
"He would be STRUTTING with it. He's gonna raise an ARMY of LOYAL UNDERLINGS and they're going to make him RULER OF THE UNIVERSE. also he would be fucking miserable and so so angry and i think that would be fun."
"I need need need my conniving flying bastard man to be pregnant, he'd be so insufferable about it. Can you imagine? TFP Starscream would use his pregnancy as a way to manipulate the autobots and pretend to "care so much about my precious baby" and then he'd stab everyone in the back. G1 Starscream would have a bunch of grand dreams of shaping his baby into the ultimate Megatron-killing weapon and then they rule the galaxy together."
"I need to see him manipulate someone into getting him pregnant only to abort it in an attempt to hurt them only to have no effect at all. I need this."
"He’s funny and endlessly miserable in most continuities and I think being pregnant would make him happy even if he complained about it at the time."
"LISTEN……. It would be funny as shit if all the time he tried to usurp Megatron he succeeded in the one thing he didn’t want and lost so disgracefully. And in some media interpretations having “kids” or pets mellows that fucked up prideful and very much traumatized abused but unwilling to admit it and look for help man."
Starscream propaganda from last season
You may have forgotten, but I am here to remind you.
THIS
is the earliest documented mpreg art in modern fandom history. And it's of none other than James Tiberius Kirk. Because of course it is.
I understand the mpregnability of the transformer. I really do. But this is our roots. The founding mothers of fandom established the trope because of this guy. If not for Captain Kirk, we would not have the mpreg tropes we all know and love today. Who knows how long it would take for mpreg to spread and be accepted by fandom communities, if our foremothers haven't decided that this man needs a baby in him. This hypothetical alternate timeline is dark.
I'm not even a trekkie! In fact, I've never seen a single Star Trek episode in my entire life. But I am of firm belief that James Kirk deserves this title more than any other character. And I don't want to live in the world where he never won a single fandom mpreg tournament, after being the one who basically birthed the fandom mpreg tradition itself.
Blorbos come and go. History stays.
Vote Captain James Tiberius Kirk, the OG mpreg.
This character is also what inspired the omegaverse via the fuck or die trope (season 2 episode 1, amok time)
"Dean Winchester is the OG omega" well yeah. But James Kirk was an omega before omegaverse even existed. Rolling around in the dirt with his first officer in his alien fuck or die mating craze. And successfully alleviating the effects of said craze.
It also inspired omegaverse by having two full officially published book where three different alphas try to get Kirk, a beta. The alphas are a non ethically correct dom Gary Sue, Spock and the Romulan Commander (feminism!).
I cannot even start to say how much omegaverse kinda existed in two specific book of Star Trek and even if not biologically as such you bet all three alphas were trying to get Kirk pregnant to own him.
Excerpt, because no one whom has NOT red The Price of the Phoenix or The Curse of the Phoenix would ever believe this:
Not the ancient texts! 😭😂😭😭