the final boss of law school

xigbar. he/him + xig/bar. fuckable old man champion 2023 and bloody mary of election fraud . professional goon. sexy.

[electionfraudking]

Blog for xigbar from @white-boy-bracket and @fuckable-old-man-battle . Its basically his diary andbsbr

Hes a goon

[electionfraudking]

@masterxofxmasters happy mothers day to this freak /affectionate

[masterxofxmasters]

Awhhh thanks! Every day I’m so proud of totally birthing you

[electionfraudking]

I THOUGHT A STORK BROUGHT ME

[masterxofxmasters]

I found you squirming around on a log

After I birthed you in all

[electionfraudking]

I was a bug 🪲

[electionfraudking]

@masterxofxmasters happy mothers day to this freak /affectionate

[masterxofxmasters]

Awhhh thanks! Every day I’m so proud of totally birthing you

[electionfraudking]

I THOUGHT A STORK BROUGHT ME

[electionfraudking]

@masterxofxmasters happy mothers day to this freak /affectionate

[catboygirljoker]

&btw !

hes ok

[video id: a short and rough blender animation of xigbar going from the family guy death pose, to a t-pose, then making a thumbs up. end id]

[catboygirljoker]

&btw !

hes ok

[video id: a short and rough blender animation of xigbar going from the family guy death pose, to a t-pose, then making a thumbs up. end id]

[electionfraudking]

What i do when showie falls asleep:

- a silly dance in the corner until she wakes up

- revenge coin stacking on her face because she does it to me all the time lmao

- tuck her in

- slowly stack plushies all over her until she wakes up in a pile. There are always new ones in the pile

- have annie help me take the animals on a walk so showie can rest peacefully

- make her Baconsnack for when she Wakes

- sleep also. I WILL cuddle up to a tooth (because i love her)

[electionfraudking]

Showie and i are kinda destiel if you think about it

[gabriestat]

LA FÉE MÉLUSINE ET LE CHEVALIER RAYMONDIN (1894)

A fantastic and unique sculpture made in 1894 by Jean Dampt after a well known medieval love story, and acquired shortly after by the notorious collector Martine de Béhague. Currently exhibited at the Musée des Beaux-Arts de Dijon

[valtsv]

taking off a mask to reveal what lies beneath as a romantic gesture is overdone, and besides i want to see the romantic or even platonic potential of protecting someone's identity beneath the mask, without any expectation of ever being allowed to see what's under it. picking it up and holding it gently to their face when it's knocked off and they're in danger of being exposed, without trying to catch a glimpse of what they "really" look like under there. throwing yourself in front of them to hide them from view while they put themselves back together without taking advantage or looking back to see what you're protecting. learning to read them by body language, tone of voice, and behaviour so well that you never need to see their face to feel like you know and understand them.

[valtsv]

and needless to say. the mask stays on during sex.

[electionfraudking]

[mynorthernattitude]

please accept my sincerest oopsie daises

[acronin7]

I’ve had this joke in my head for goddamn WEEKS

[jack-ofaces]

”am i a gooner”? no. but they are. ohhh boooyyys *i start snapping my fingers and my goons come out of the shadows*

[jack-ofaces]

you guys just arent ready for art

[electionfraudking]

@shshshshshowrunner

[escuerzoresucitado]

[iphigeniacomplex]

if i had a gay little son i would put him in itty bitty tailored suits and raise him to be evil

[electionfraudking]

Oh boy time for my annual put on my santa suit and worlds fakest beard to break into my friends houses and rooms and reverse rob them