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as a fandom, i think we’ve all agreed that remus’ favourite artist was david bowie and sirius’ favourite band was queen.
david bowie and queen made a song together called “under pressure” and was released in november 2nd, 1981.
two days after sirius and remus’ best friends passed away.
they couldn’t even enjoy it together because sirius was already sent off to azkaban.
i’ve never known a day of peace in my life.
IM NOT EVEN IN THE HP FANDOM ANYMORE BUT THIS HAS ME FUCKED UP
I feel like myself and @starleska are the only folks regularly submitting works to the balamory fandom but here's another crumb to keep you lurkers satiated
tired: mermaids are all women
wired: much like elves, merfolk are mistaken by sailors for being all women because they have long hair and are very pretty
inspired: merfolk actually have very different concepts of gender to humans because they’re an entirely different species with their own unique culture
marine scientist: what’s your gender?
merperson: what’s a gender
marine scientist: like, are you a man or a woman?
merperson: i’m merfolk
marine scientist: no, like, what’s in your pants?
merperson: i don’t… wear any? i don’t have legs?
It’s a biological fact that fish do indeed change their sex to keep the male/female ratio balanced in their school population. So this fluidity actually makes more sense from a scientific standpoint than the silly idea that merfolk are born with a strictly assigned sex like humans.
Merfolk are all canonically genderfluid and we love them for that
Human: (invites merfolk friend to a boat party with their friends)
Merfolk: oh man, there are a lot of women here. Haha don’t worry guys, I got this :) *changes into a man to keep a balance because that’s culturally polite for merfolk*
Human: (spits drink) what the FUCK
OH MY GOD
So in the presence of a ship with an entirely or mostly male crew, nearby mermaids would become female to keep the balance.
That’s it. We figured out why everyone thinks merfolk are all women. Get a boat of fems out there and let’s see what they report.
I think the most disappointing thing about TERF rhetoric is it limits cis women's potential. When a cis woman does something amazing, instead of saying, wow, look, women can do incredible things! They say, that's not a woman.
They're creating their own glass ceiling and that's sad.
HUSBAND
DAVID BOWIE REFERENCE????????? THIS IS NOT AMERICA SHA LA LA LA LA???????????
IM LEARNING RUSSIAN TOO which is also a Cyrillic language I sure hope this is Russian or imma look stupid
OMG YIPPEE!! It is russian! That's so coolll!
Спасибо!
This level of validation and healing is about to make me
cry
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Clifford all the way dude
DAVID BOWIE REFERENCE????????? THIS IS NOT AMERICA SHA LA LA LA LA???????????
IM LEARNING RUSSIAN TOO which is also a Cyrillic language I sure hope this is Russian or imma look stupid
I want to thank Fandom Wiki for always being there for me
being naked is not sexy. wearing a white 18th century shirt with poofy sleeves tucked into a pair of black high waisted trousers is sexy. there are no exceptions
the og post was way too long so I'm making a new one
thanks for the tag @lombolica !! :D
You're stuck in a room with the last character in your gallery how safe are you
very safe
the worst thing that could happen is him being clumsy, so I think I'm alright (unless monsters find him I guess)
tagging (no pressure): @flaretheidiot @lemonic-whimssyy @wibbly-wobbly-blog @cryptidanathema @virtualunease @aurlworthfightingfor @angrysheep @sugarplumanderson @time-travelling-chaos @fateisnotafactor @monstrousmaws @sinfulauthor @idkaguyorsomething @vampireopossum and anyone who wants to do this!
Hm, lemme see…
Oh, hi Raine! I am safe :)
Tags (no pressure!!) - @thechurchofgord @thebluespacecow @i3eelie @niroke @flysafepapi @termiken @p1nk-martini @justarandombrit @quel-bbsis
Thanks for the tag! Now...
Britta... I'm safe, I'm just probably going to incredibly annoyed - don't get me wrong, I love her, but she's insufferable.
No pressure tags: @gay-little-axolotl @edgy-as-a-satsuma @what-the-bally-hell @or-not-2b---i-dont-know @victoriawaterfield @its-a-hare-pom-pom @sitdownfeargalyounerd @frongle444 @aroace-elgyem @ellaashmore @moonmoonthecrabking @paranormaltheatrekid @isogenderskitty @rbvcdeluxe (and anyone else I forgot)
Thank you for the tag!!!
Helen Lovejoy. She’d rip me to shreds and have fun doing it
No pressure tags @wolfdog-weatherman @trans-rockstar @spaghettiwithnachos13 @spineless-lobster @literary-lesbian @blue-eyed-giant and anyone else who wants to join
OH MY GOD MY WIFE
he'd probably verbally abuse me😔
@twyz @one-eye-bastard @electric-entity @one-eye-bastard @jayyyyyyyyylolllzlzzzzzzzzzz @cowardly-conduct @sadlydizzr @blackboxwarriorokultra @dr-jekylls-left-arm @phantom-dancing
I AM GOOD. ALL IS GOOD IN THE WORLD, THE SUN IS SHINING, AND IF THERE IS A SPIDER IN THE ROOM THIS SOFT BUTCH ICON WILL ASSERT DOMINANCE AND PROTECT ME.
But yeah i mean it could be worse i suppose
I just diagnosed my faves see you in 11 weeks when I post again
I was thinking about Balamory and had the sudden revelation that not one of those people in the Literal Rainbow House Town was even remotely straight.
In case you don’t know, Balamory was a TV show in the mid-noughties aimed at preschool children. It was set in a small Scottish coastal town where everyone lived in a different coloured house.
I will now explain the Extreme Queerness of Balamory, with pictures.
Nothing says Queer Panic like Miss Hoolie the primary school teacher, especially when interacting with the delightful and very lesbian PE teacher Josie Jump:
Josie lives in a yellow castle because she knows drama is a queen’s BASIC RIGHT.
Over in the Orange House is Disaster Bi, Spencer the artist and musician.
Meanwhile there are PC Plum in the white cottage and Archie the Inventor who lives in the pink castle (yes, this tiny coastal town has two castles, nothing says gay af like excessively dramatic abodes) and there is no straight explanation for these two:
Especially this:
Then if you need a mechanic, or heck just a bus driver, head down to the blue garage and meet Edie McCredie, Mighty Lesbian.
Running the village sweet shop you’ve got Suzie Sweet and Penny Pocket, who are clearly married.
In conclusion, Balamory is EXCEPTIONALLY queer and it suddenly explains why I was obsessed with it when I was 17 and decided my career of choice was to become a new character who lived in the Purple House. Look at these beautiful dorks. I love them and want to live with them.
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if u watched balamory u gay now
new hyperfixation go BRRR
petition to get edie mccredie to join the plastics
gay awakening tbh
3 year old me had taste