das Beton-Grau hat Ihn ertränkt

quinn they/he staying mystified get some air brother

[yayxstitch]

[falldogbombsthemoon]

Never ask a women her age, a man his salery and a nonbinary person whether they've done their driver's license yet

[zekedms]

I'm so old i remember when people liked using Windows

[poupon]

That's because they stuck these bad boys to them

[zekedms]

Oh wow, that IS better.

[catthatchats]

Project Iron Backrooms 🥹

[rabb1tt6]

Grown out Robby x ring less abbot

(Rabbot in 5)

[timothyolyphant]

Noah confirming S3 set on Nov 12, 2026, i.e. the day after Veteran's Day, i.e. Robby's first day back is Jack coming off the shift that he started on Veteran's Day do they realize the rabbot angst implications of this because im barking like a mad dog

[pppuri]

Basement Land

[fibfoolingart]

a visitor on the biodome!!

[goldcrescent]

My new pet peeve is people completely misunderstanding the term Male Gaze and making the term female gaze based entirely on that misunderstanding

[goldcrescent]

the white boy of the month pushing his hair back and reading poetry for the camera is not the equivalent of the dehumanization of women in visual media by way of presenting them primarily as vessels for sexual gratification

[theyaoimonster]

GRABS you by the THROAT. stop using "narcissistic", "slow", "depressed", "bipolar", "schizophrenic" and the literal R slur (i'm not saying it.) etc etc etc as insults. I don't care if you're neurodivergent and doing this you're still an ableist prick

[thecacophonyspeaks]

people need to learn the difference between reclamation and being a bigot, if you can reclaim one of these terms by being neurodivergent or disabled yourself, it doesn’t give you the right to use it hatefully, it’s still ableism if you’re using terms to hurt others under the guise of reclaiming them

[miiilowo]

FTM PASSING ADVICE

- start wearing typically masculine clothing, like suits with wide shoulders

- people will tell you to not wear pinstripes because it'll make your chest and curves more obvious but think of it as a disguise to throw off their scent, like a zebra. it's urban camouflage

- start callin other men "boss" as a sign of respect

- always make sure to stay safe, keep a switchblade on you or a handgun or something

- consider your diet, work some carbs and fat in there for when T starts workin it's magic. im talkin pasta, pizza, lasagna

- tuck your hair up into a fedora if ya can't cut it

- remember to voice train, if you layer on an accent maybe it'll be less obvious, like a Brooklyn one if you're not already from there

- start snappin your rhythmically and intimidatingly when you find the poor bastard that owes the big man up top that several hundred grand who hasn't paid his dues yet. that'll show em who's the dominant man in the situation

- put a playlist of noir jazz music together and have it playing on your phone in your pocket so it follows you at all times, this is crucial to exuding masculine energy

- don't bind for more than 6-7 hours straight

[miiilowo]

the amount of people skimming this post or reading like the first 2 lines and maybe the last one and nothing else & going "umm... my passing advice? do whatever you WANT. stay HEALTHY." is so fucking funny

[miiilowo]

FTM PASSING ADVICE

- start wearing typically masculine clothing, like suits with wide shoulders

- people will tell you to not wear pinstripes because it'll make your chest and curves more obvious but think of it as a disguise to throw off their scent, like a zebra. it's urban camouflage

- start callin other men "boss" as a sign of respect

- always make sure to stay safe, keep a switchblade on you or a handgun or something

- consider your diet, work some carbs and fat in there for when T starts workin it's magic. im talkin pasta, pizza, lasagna

- tuck your hair up into a fedora if ya can't cut it

- remember to voice train, if you layer on an accent maybe it'll be less obvious, like a Brooklyn one if you're not already from there

- start snappin your rhythmically and intimidatingly when you find the poor bastard that owes the big man up top that several hundred grand who hasn't paid his dues yet. that'll show em who's the dominant man in the situation

- put a playlist of noir jazz music together and have it playing on your phone in your pocket so it follows you at all times, this is crucial to exuding masculine energy

- don't bind for more than 6-7 hours straight

[miiilowo]

the amount of people skimming this post or reading like the first 2 lines and maybe the last one and nothing else & going "umm... my passing advice? do whatever you WANT. stay HEALTHY." is so fucking funny

[proteusolm]

aheem heem 🥺 whimper

[permanent-fire-hazard]

Baby Hatosy

needed pics for a crackship post and took way too many screen shots so I'm sharing

[bobdylanyaoi]

[onethousandfrogs]

Funniest justification for gay sex thank you Marlon Brando

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

fake people pleasers when marlon brando arrives

[chromaticrainarts]

Eridian scientists proceed to stuff Grace's face with meburgers until Rocky stops screaming

[seren-dipitous-art]

…okay so what if the problem with the taomeba never happened on the way back home. What if the radiation never got onto the Blip-A. What if Rocky ended up back on Erid, and Grace made it back to Earth. What if they missed each other desperately forever.

What if Grace made a lopsided crochet Rocky and cuddled it every night.

What if Rocky couldn’t stop making xenonite puppets of his alien friend.

What if I made myself cry, what about that? Huh? What then?