das Beton-Grau hat Ihn ertränkt

quinn they/he staying mystified get some air brother

[fibfoolingart]

a visitor on the biodome!!

[goldcrescent]

My new pet peeve is people completely misunderstanding the term Male Gaze and making the term female gaze based entirely on that misunderstanding

[goldcrescent]

the white boy of the month pushing his hair back and reading poetry for the camera is not the equivalent of the dehumanization of women in visual media by way of presenting them primarily as vessels for sexual gratification

[theyaoimonster]

GRABS you by the THROAT. stop using "narcissistic", "slow", "depressed", "bipolar", "schizophrenic" and the literal R slur (i'm not saying it.) etc etc etc as insults. I don't care if you're neurodivergent and doing this you're still an ableist prick

[thecacophonyspeaks]

people need to learn the difference between reclamation and being a bigot, if you can reclaim one of these terms by being neurodivergent or disabled yourself, it doesn’t give you the right to use it hatefully, it’s still ableism if you’re using terms to hurt others under the guise of reclaiming them

[miiilowo]

FTM PASSING ADVICE

- start wearing typically masculine clothing, like suits with wide shoulders

- people will tell you to not wear pinstripes because it'll make your chest and curves more obvious but think of it as a disguise to throw off their scent, like a zebra. it's urban camouflage

- start callin other men "boss" as a sign of respect

- always make sure to stay safe, keep a switchblade on you or a handgun or something

- consider your diet, work some carbs and fat in there for when T starts workin it's magic. im talkin pasta, pizza, lasagna

- tuck your hair up into a fedora if ya can't cut it

- remember to voice train, if you layer on an accent maybe it'll be less obvious, like a Brooklyn one if you're not already from there

- start snappin your rhythmically and intimidatingly when you find the poor bastard that owes the big man up top that several hundred grand who hasn't paid his dues yet. that'll show em who's the dominant man in the situation

- put a playlist of noir jazz music together and have it playing on your phone in your pocket so it follows you at all times, this is crucial to exuding masculine energy

- don't bind for more than 6-7 hours straight

[miiilowo]

the amount of people skimming this post or reading like the first 2 lines and maybe the last one and nothing else & going "umm... my passing advice? do whatever you WANT. stay HEALTHY." is so fucking funny

[miiilowo]

FTM PASSING ADVICE

- start wearing typically masculine clothing, like suits with wide shoulders

- people will tell you to not wear pinstripes because it'll make your chest and curves more obvious but think of it as a disguise to throw off their scent, like a zebra. it's urban camouflage

- start callin other men "boss" as a sign of respect

- always make sure to stay safe, keep a switchblade on you or a handgun or something

- consider your diet, work some carbs and fat in there for when T starts workin it's magic. im talkin pasta, pizza, lasagna

- tuck your hair up into a fedora if ya can't cut it

- remember to voice train, if you layer on an accent maybe it'll be less obvious, like a Brooklyn one if you're not already from there

- start snappin your rhythmically and intimidatingly when you find the poor bastard that owes the big man up top that several hundred grand who hasn't paid his dues yet. that'll show em who's the dominant man in the situation

- put a playlist of noir jazz music together and have it playing on your phone in your pocket so it follows you at all times, this is crucial to exuding masculine energy

- don't bind for more than 6-7 hours straight

[miiilowo]

the amount of people skimming this post or reading like the first 2 lines and maybe the last one and nothing else & going "umm... my passing advice? do whatever you WANT. stay HEALTHY." is so fucking funny

[proteusolm]

aheem heem 🥺 whimper

[permanent-fire-hazard]

Baby Hatosy

needed pics for a crackship post and took way too many screen shots so I'm sharing

[bobdylanyaoi]

[onethousandfrogs]

Funniest justification for gay sex thank you Marlon Brando

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

fake people pleasers when marlon brando arrives

[chromaticrainarts]

Eridian scientists proceed to stuff Grace's face with meburgers until Rocky stops screaming

[seren-dipitous-art]

…okay so what if the problem with the taomeba never happened on the way back home. What if the radiation never got onto the Blip-A. What if Rocky ended up back on Erid, and Grace made it back to Earth. What if they missed each other desperately forever.

What if Grace made a lopsided crochet Rocky and cuddled it every night.

What if Rocky couldn’t stop making xenonite puppets of his alien friend.

What if I made myself cry, what about that? Huh? What then?

[546potspansnroaches]

"what yaoi, question?"

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[thejbomb]

People I’d like to know better

Tagged by @rainbowsuitcase :)

Last song: when I started writing this it was To Her Door by Paul Kelly (because I am terminally a middle aged Australian man in spirit), now it’s Hitchin a Ride by Green Day. Both are bangers. Hitchin a Ride is one of my all time faves.

Currently watching: I watched Tropic Thunder today so. I don’t really watch TV shows so much as watch Top Gun/TGM on repeat. It’s bad bro, I know it’s bad.

Currently reading: hypothetically I’m about to start reading Frankenstein.

Current obsession: Top Gun. It’s really really bad bro.

Currently working on: I would really like to be working on literally any of my WIPs but writers block has me by the throat and not even in a sexy way 💔

Tagging (no pressure gang): @kazanskyswingman @secretlyamushroom @icemavman @fanficlsbestfood @death2toby (yes I know you’ve been tagged already but I’m hitting you with the ol’ two for one)

[fanficlsbestfood]

aww tysm for the tag!!

last song: as of writing this Say My Name by Florence + the machine Live ver!

currently watching: last thing I watched was sk8 the infinity(yes I’m gay) and interview with a vampire season one ep 3(rewatching for the new season!!)

Currently reading: fanfic(Ryland x Tony) but in terms of novels then Wings of fire book 17 (yes the dragon Yaoi one)

Currently obsessed with: Ryland x Tony, PHM, Bloodymary and my new au!

Currently working on: my new wip as I said, it’s a marvel fic where Peter is kidnapped by hydra and through experimentation and genetic combining he’s made into the ultimate attack animal. Think twilight werewolves meet Jurassic worlds indo-raptor. Originally it was gonna be more so recovery fic but it wasn’t going anywhere so I changed it to make it more horror kinda like the og Jurassic park novels(like animal horror-but not in a way that makes them into monsters- just shows us what they are capable of. ) had a great time with the creature design!)

Dam I yap a lot, no pressure tags!! And anyone else ofc!

@acaciajules @smollilguy @saoqdraws @wasp-coffee @yukalovestopgungays @un1tyx

@thecosmicmoon @arreat @comical-tuber

[thecosmicmoon]

tagged by: @fanficlsbestfood

oh boy! i haven’t been a part of one of these tag threads in like a decade! thanks for the tag moot!

last song: ah. well i’ve fallen back into old teenage habits and i’ve been listening to fall out boy on repeat. last listened song was fame < infamy, it’s one of my favourites!

currently watching: it’s not often i watch tv shows, though i’m making my way through my long list of movie recs. most recent movie i watched from it was drive!

currently reading: i’m halfway though andy weir’s the martian and i love it! i knew nothing about the story going in but im very much enjoying it!

currently obsessed with: project hail mary. as many of us are. though my love for red dead redemption stays strong as always! and star wars but mostly just luke and din. hehe.

currently working on: i have not been writing much although my current WIP is a vandermatthews fic that takes place in the 80’s. hosea is a science teacher with a 12yr old son (arthur!) that he’s been raising on his own. dutch is a mechanic that meets hosea while they’re both at the local roller rink. i haven’t gotten very far into the story but i’m rly enjoying it!

ok tags!

@novella-b @bigswitchenergyy @hightailing @lupinus-bicolor @outlawruben @roamingtigress

[novella-b]

tagged by: @thecosmicmoon 💫

thanks for the tag twinnn!!

last song: Family Affair by Mary J. Blige. it’s been in the ROTATION since i’ve been writing a fic set in the 2000s! it’s such a groove, i love it!

currently watching: been on the Love Island game lately. it’s so chaotic and silly. also waiting for a few more episodes of The Vampire Lestat to drop before i jump into that! i’m soooo excited!!

currently reading: project hail mary! yeah y’all have convinced me. started it last night, so it’s very fresh but i’m enjoying it a lot right now!!

currently obsessed with: red dead, naturally. i don’t know if anything is going to dethrone it for a long time but i have a bunch of fandoms consuming me right now so we’ll see! i just want to mash them all together somehow and see what happens

currently working on: my jovier nascar au!! more specifically, chapter six. there’s some definite angst coming your way so stay tuned for that

🏷️ !!

@garbage-creature @cliozaur @m30wm30wm3ow @tulomne

[tulomne]

tagged by: @novella-b!

thanks for tagging me!!

last song:

New Constellations by Ryn Weaver! Her whole album "The Fool" is great. This one makes me wanna paddle out into the middle of a lake at night to watch the stars

currently watching:

I'm so bad at watching tv unless it's with someone else. I'm watching DS9 for the first time with my spouse, and rewatching Andor with my sister. I'm also watching Narcos with spanish closed captioning so I can practice.

currently reading:

I have so many real books I gotta pick up but I am speeding through All For The Game because I've been roped into a group cosplay in July and I have yet to meet the character I'm cosplaying (it's fine I've done more with less)

currently obsessed with:

red...dead...lol I first played the game in 2020 during quarantine and then last fall I fell hard back into it. It's hard for me to do anything else lately someone please help

currently working on:

too many fics. specifically chapter 2 of Treading Water in Javier's POV, chapter 2 of the Jack/Francis fic The Wheel, and a Jovier pup play fic for pride month. I'm picking away at outlines to see which multichapter fic I wanna tackle next. we'll see how the dice fall. My crafting space is now available to me so I'll finally get back into cosplay. Gonna work on a live action version of Ahsoka for Rebel Legion approval, along with Alan Wake for the Remedy-verse party room we're hosting for a con in July. I also have all the materials for a leather backpack that I want to emboss with designs from Javier's gun and put all my jovier charms on...so I should....do that sometime...

tagging!! @stewed-blog @allergekko @questionablylarge @slysourdough @it-is-a-phase-mom @nuaaaages

idk if y'all like tag games but here goes lmao

[it-is-a-phase-mom]

Hi tulo!!!

last song: Devil In My Car by the B-52s! i should probably listen to more of them lol

currently watching: The plan this summer is FLCL, then Revolutionary Girl Utena! if i feel like it i'll watch the backrooms too

currently reading: Raising Steam by Terry Pratchett, i like discworld and i just got a bunch of them from the bookstore so that's exciting (and daunting lol)

currently obsessed with: red dead redemption obviously. it seems to have a schedule, every 2 years it returns. it's never lasted so long though should i be worried

i also feel the deltarune worms approaching... deltaSOON!!! i'm scared for what chapter 5 will do to me

currently working on: art fight refs. so many art fight refs @_@ all i do is draw

hmmm..... @lucynxd @emporium52house throws myself at you (not forcing/no pressure ^_^)

[emporium52house]

oh ZAMN hallo!!!!!! hallo!!!!!!!!!!! hallo!!!!!!!!!! hallo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

last song: i had clicked on a song directly after reading this by accident so i guess i'll do both of them - go down by big freedia and sophie [i was checking on the new sophie upload and you had JUST heard me talk about it like right the fuck now LOLLL] - in your eyes by badbadnotgood with charlotte day wilson [yo.................. we were listening to this stuff like a day or two ago............. woo woo... woo woo....]

currently watching: um. uh. i don't watch shows but i last watched like episode 3 of captain laserhawk like 2+ years ago does that count

currently reading: ao3 like a LAZY IDIOT but i'm also forcing myself to continue 1984. i know winston isn't supposed to be likeable but he's so unlikeable that it's hard to read directly after that though i will be launching myself at catch-22 or brave new world i haven't exactly decided yet

currently obsessed with: the hags......... and also gatsby as you already know 😔 so essentially fahrenheit 451, the great gatsby, unfortunately still thond, and i'm also coming back around to have random bouts of insanity about my babies. did you know that terence has brothers?!?!?!?!?!?! yeah!!!!!!!!! crazy!!!!!!!!!! like 3 of them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

currently working on: um. wow i really have no life, i was just about to tell you i was doing nothing until i REALLY thought hard about this. writing for my 4 barely started wips on ao3 [but i might just leave dollhouse as least priority, people seem to REALLY like freaky freitag and aster yellows fever so i'll just keep cranking those out while i figure out how to do the next chapter of 3 in 1] that and... also artfart refs just like you!!!! [lie] [extremely loud incorrect buzzer] [hasn't even started sketching terence] [still considering redesigning him] [doesn't even have a thoni design] [only has oldstyle and hyppolite somewhat ready] [is the biggest liar of the century] but anyways, i'm going to pluck @ihavestolenyourkneecaps because of course you will be and @angelicbug for shits and giggles and curiosity and whimsy?!?!?!?!? yeah!!! cause i see you around all the time i wanna know what's going on!!!!!

[angelicbug]

AAAAAA!!! AAAAAAAA!!!!!! THANK YEW FOR THE TAG, IM HONORED!! :P

Last song: Ocean Man by Ween when I first started writing and Driving in My Car by Yasmin Nur when I finished this :J (DRIVING IN MY CAR IS SOSOSOSOOOOOO PEAKKKKK)

Currently watching: ummm umm im really bad with remembering to watch shows but currently im trying to complete the Danganronpa anime and ideally I’d like to watch all of steven universe since I’ve never actually watched it before (except maybe the first season a while ago!). I also really wanna watch the good place!! But i have nothing to watch it on atm… my list of shows to watch is a little long tbh

Currently reading: Crime and Punishment, Hell Followed With Us, and at least two AO3 fics

Currently obsessed with: PSYCHONAUTS!! It’s reeeeallyyyy got me in a chokehold lately, but I think it’s less strong for my other headmates!! There is a super super good fic that I’ve been reading and auauauaghghh it’s taken over my mind Literally. The other half of us is obsessed with Danganronpa, which sucks ASS but it is so so good at the same time. Super fun game, would not recommend!! Gundham Tanaka <33 OH AND OF COURSE ABBA!! ALWAYS LOVE ABBA!! AND OUR CD COLLECTION!!

Currently working on: Angelic Requiem Act I, a side project for Gabriel and Lucifer’s backstories called Don’t Shoot The Messenger, and a few various drawings for different things! Plus stickers!

Tags (no pressure!!): @santanmantis @raydeovision @crowthingexe @steampunk-luver

[crowthingexe]

helooohelooo thanks for the tag

Last song: uhh uhh. harlequin contraption by vane lily.

Currently watching: nothing

Currently reading: also nothing. lol. looks at prevs hell followed with us is really good also. well a hand full of fanfics.

Currently obsessed with: hm. project hail mary i suppose. not much activly.

Currently working on: dug up a 6 month old one shot draft and have been trying to finish it

dont want to tag whoever can join

[starisinsane]

gonna say I'm whoever and join!!

Last song: mmm I think it was bangaranga because my little sister likes it and wanted to listen to it

Currently watching: iron lung and phm in my heart. Don't have time to actually watch them yet though

Currently reading: DRACULA!!! again. Also annotating my second copy to bookmark all the gay and fanficable parts.

Currently obsessed with: Welcome to Night Vale and specifically Kevin and Lauren and umm bloodymary...if you know you know

Currently working on: fanfics. Lots of em. Also a comic in theory. Singular person who asked for more temporary host au in the night vale community where are you twin !!!!!

Tags: my besties @aerwynalovesbooks @mangebooks and moots @cosmicconverse @khaos-bug and anyone who wants to join especially if you're a night vale fan or bloodymary shipper ily guys

[cosmicconverse]

last song: uhh yesterday by the beatles (not my finest moment i've been thinking about that song all day)

currently watching: life on mars and doctor who

currently reading: uhh the hobbit i still need to finish it but i'm scared to watch the movie because of benadryl cumbersome

currently obsessed with: doctor who, takin over the asylum, i fear the lorax phase is coming back, and zelda

currently working on: getting a job (gang i have an interview tmrw)

ok here you guys go @mjshortformcjesus @secretly-a-centipede @someone-kill-the-ej @b-movie-scream-king

[someone-kill-the-ej]

Ahh tysm for the tag!!

Last song: Pigs (Three Different Ones) by Pink Floyd. I really like the album Animals, and I hate the government too, so it kinda goes without saying

Currently watching: also Doctor Who, and Broadchurch

Currently reading: I have a huge reading pile rn, and I can't remember where I left off. I think it was either 1984 or Animal Farm I think

Currently obsessed with: David Bowie, David Tennant/Broadchurch, and Scary Movie

Currently working on: passing my last final exam and major class for the semester next week

Tags: @coffeefromvoid @theduckwhostoleyourbread @here-am-i-sitting-in-a-tin-can @ozzysboneyard @falldogbombsthemoon @mishalikessoundsandcolours @vancruejovi @butch-marauders @but-aint-this-texas and anyone else who may want to join!

[falldogbombsthemoon]

Oi well hello

Last song: can I kick it? - a tribe called quest, been getting into hiphop recently man ive been missing out, especially on buddy by de la soul

Currently watching: started ER, but also hoping on finally finishing Breaking Bad with my brother so I can move on to better call saul

Currently reading: love this question, uh, nothing really

Currently obsessed with: skateboarding, idk what but the summer (which it highkey isnt this week, raining all day) makes me want to do all sorts of sports, even want to do tennis rn which is something I thought Id never say. As for media, idk nothing too current. Oh and taking shit apart, trying to fix bikes and skateboards, I was built for the garage

Currently working on: uh learning a proper ollie, lots of school projects

Open tags

[toasst753]

Vent art

[draconym]

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

[bebsi-cola]

all my love to other autistic people who just know jack shit. the ones who have no "infodump" locked and loaded, nothing they can rattle off the top of their head. the ones who have a specific interest in certain things but still not knowing a lot about it. autistic people who will never be able to memorise fun facts about something no matter how fundamental it is to them as a subject. the point of autistic interests are not being a secret expert on random shit, you just like it a real big amount

[iapislazuli]

when i was at walgreens (at 3 in the morning which explains all of this) the cashier was talking to her coworker about how shed rather be a werewolf than a vampire because vampires are condemned to hell but werewolves arent and then she asked me what i thought and i said vampire because im already condemned to hell and she said in the nicest tone of voice “i dont think anybody is condemned to hell….” paused, stared at me for a few moments, and added on “…not even gay people” 

[iapislazuli]

Happy pride month to the filthiest most brutal read I’ve ever been given in my life