Oooh! Food! Fanfiction!

Meh.

[lippskinn]

Harry, you have your mother’s eyes and your father’s dating skills.

Anyone who witnessed James woo Lily

[tasha9317]

Sorry, but I just wanted to point out to those who said James threatened Lily to go out with him and harassed her. Yes, he tried to bargain a date in exchange of letting Snape go and was a jerk for doing so. But if he truly wanted to threaten her, he wouldn’t have backed down when she said no. He would have continued harming Snape and insisting she changed her no. Also, there’s no evidence he constantly asked her out. 

By his father’s dating skills, we mean both father and son were clueless about girls. Harry was clueless about Cho’s feelings and needed Hermione to spell out why Cho was upset. James was clueless about Lily’s feelings and needed Sirius to spell out why Lily was upset with him. 

[deathgoddessnesta-fics]

“Feyre!” Elain exclaimed. “Come quick! The fae ambassadors have arrived!”

Feyre looked up from her book and rose a brow, “So?”

“So,” Nesta said cooly. “We are to meet them. Mother insisted.”

Feyre sighed and stood from her chair, smoothing down her skirts. “Very well, lead the way.”

The sisters skirts rustled together as they hurried down the stairs. Feyre stopped short, Elain almost running into the back of her.

In front of her were three men- males. Two with membranous wings she would just love to paint, but between them was such a beautiful male. He had midnight hair and stars for eyes. Every thought stripped from her head.

The male’s sensuous smile faltered, his starry eyes widening just a little. A crack in his mask, she supposed. Rhysand. This must be the High Lord of the Night Court, if she remembered her lessons correctly. The other two males must be members of his inner circle: Cassian and Azriel. The High Lord of the Night Court is said to be a Nightmare made flesh. She believed it.

Her mother’s lips tugged into a disapproving frown. She cleared her throat. “My daughters: Nesta, Elain and, my youngest, Feyre Archeron.” She and her sisters curtsied at their names.

The long haired male had his eyes on her eldest sister. Nesta rose her chin, her icy eyes unimpressed by the savage grin given by the male. The shadowed male had a small polite smile on his lips and the High Lord…he was looking at her.

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I saw this picture and this scene popped in my head. Hope you like it :)

[queerex]

Hey so uhhh this is extremely important. Please be careful when going around. I think I ran across the video myself, but I didn’t really stick around it to find out what it was for sure.

It is suggested to turn off video autoplay, especially if you use Twitter a lot.

Stay safe, everyone. Pray for New Zealand.

[blitheringmcgonagall]

sooo I basically want to ask about all of them BUT here are P, S, T & Y for the fanfic asks!? 💛💖☀️

@comaraudery thanks for the ask 💕💕💕💕!!!!

P -are you an architect or a gardener in writing fics (planning or seeing how it unfolds)? If I’m writing a one shot, it’s planned. Otherwise I just have a vague idea of the main plot and just let it unfold as it goes… I mean the characters do weird things and sometimes then you have to change your plans 😂!!!

S - fandom tropes I can’t resist - already answered but I do like jealous Sirius, and embarrassing Jily as well!

T- tropes I cant stand: anything where Snape is great; lily being a total bitch or an Uber nerd with no friends and no sense of humour, James being stupid or James being supercool and not very nice, Remus being a swotty goody two shoes, Sirius being thick.

Y - a character I want to protect: basically Jily and Wolfstar all the way. their canon story is so bloody sad!! I think Wolfstar is probably even more tragic from the point of view of the whole sad childhood that they both had and then Azkaban for Sirius and shit for Remus. At least in canon Remus ends up a dad and in love (I still think Wolfstar is canon but…) so probably the saddest is Sirius ?

[petalstofish-deactivated2022041]

Reputation

Chapter 10: Delicate (Part 2) on A03 and FFNET

Long night, with your hands up in my hair Echoes of your footsteps on the stairs Stay here, honey, I don’t wanna share ‘Cause I like you

Summary: We think we know someone, but the truth is that we only know the version of them that they have chosen to show us. There will be no further explanation, only reputation. (Slytherin!Lily/Gryffindor!James) Start At The First Page.

[electriceuphoriawrites-blog]

One word: AMAZING

[j000000]

Remus eats and sleeps A LOT.

[electriceuphoriawrites-blog]

I'M SORRY I'M CRYING AND I'LL BE BACK

[elyon-x]

“How come she married him?” Harry asked miserably. “She hated him!” “Nah, she didn’t,” Sirius said. 

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix © J.K. Rowling

A bit of a light-hearted post on the sadness that is the final day of Jilytober :’( 

@elyon.x on instagram 

[mintykin]

❗AVOID THESE PEDOPHILES AT ALL COSTS! ❗

I was scrolling through Tumblr and came across a post of KNOWN PEDOPHILES ON TUMBLR (many of which have or want to rape actual children/minors)

THERE ARE ACTUAL PEDOPHILES ON TUMBLR TRYING TO GET IN TOUCH WITH MINORS ON TUMBLR

PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST THIS LIST AND KEEP OUR MINORS SAFE

[kya-kawaii]

☆ Reblogging the version not invaded by pedophiles/pedophile apologists ☆

[ijustlikegayporntoomuch]

Lets fucking roast this shit out of em guys!

[mintykin]

Just gonna say this again.

DO NOT IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM INTERACT WITH THEM. JUST BLOCK/REPORT.

[girl-in-the-tardis]

# REBLOG TO SAVE A LIFE!!!!

[julie-the-memedealer]

Keep away from these people. If you receive a message, don’t talk to them, don’t insult them, just block them and report. #KEEPMINORSSAFE

[dozywallflower]

Stay safe, guys!

[yourethebestthingiveseen]

IMPORTANT!!

[reborn--maggot]

..jesus

[accurate-emo-quotes]

STAY SAFE MINORS

[sirivs-blxck]

Please stay safe kiddos 

Always block and report

[electriceuphoriawrites-blog]

STAY SAFE.

[coma-hp]

GINNY WEASLEY

[electriceuphoriawrites-blog]

Wooowwww just.... wooowwww! This captures Ginny so well!!!! ❤️

[petalstofish-deactivated2022041]

Every time my friends let me read their things I get overwhelmed by how talented this corner of the internet is

LIKE I AM SO PROUD to be a member of this community. It’s mind blowing that we have amazing writers who always have fresh ideas and humor that exstends off the paper (or in this case, screen).

I feel blessed to live in a world where content is made for fun and it’s FREE.

[headcanonsandmore]

Hi! What do u think of the movie adaption of luna

Love her. 

Evanna Lynch is perfect as Luna. 

Steve Kloves might have been dismissive of her, but Evanna’s talent shines through. 

Thanks for the ask, @thepurpledragon4444! 

[headcanonsandmore]

@the-hippie-scientist commented; 

What’s the deal with Steve Kloves?

Ooooh boy, that’s a big ask. 

@ronandhappiness @diva-gonzo @weasleyismyking540 @pynki you all mind fielding this one? I don’t know if I could do the response justice. 

[weasleyismyking540]

Dont mind if I do!! I even made a list lol

10 Reasons Steve Kloves is Trash

1. He heavily favored Hermione. However, instead of basing her off the books, he took her and made her an unobtainable wonder woman. He stole lines and moments from other characters and gave them to her, he took out her flaws, he made her absolutely blameless, and ruined her.

2. He tore down Ron’s character completely. He made him into some always hungry, comical relief, ogre like, only cared for himself and food character. He downplayed Ron’s best moments, gave his best lines to Hermione, and trashed him to no end.

3. He turned Ginny into wallpaper. He hardly gave her any lines.

4. He shipped Harmione so hard that he made up moments that did not happen, enhanced moments to make them seem romantic, and made it seem like they were into each other when the 100% wasnt.

5. He took a lot of Harry’s wit away and made him boring too.

6. He took out key elements in HPB to make the whole thing between Ron and Hermione look one sided and selfish.

7. He didnt do any of the other Weasleys justice either.

8. He had a hard on for Emma Watson and, along with others, let her do whatever tf she wanted to with Hermione. He allowed her not to wear a wig nor style her hair the way Hermione’s should have been because she didnt like it. Even though other people, like Tom and Matthew, had no choice but to do what they had to to make themselves look the part of their characters.

9. He didnt include a lot of what Snape said and did in his writings, thus making Snape look like he isnt as harsh as he was in the books. Even when those moments presented themselves.

10. HE RUINED FREAKING HARRY POTTER!! AND IF WE ARENT CAREFUL HE’S GONNA RUIN FANASTIC BEASTS TOO!!

Steve Kloves is a movie monster and he needs to be stopped.

[headcanonsandmore]

Wait, he’s going near ‘Fantastic Beasts’?! 

[weasleyismyking540]

I think he is helping her a bit with it from what I read somewhere, but he isnt fully a part of it.

But who knows what the future may hold smh.

[lalalandlala123-deactivated2021]

11. He gave Hermione Ron’s friendship with Harry.

12. Gave Hermione Ron’s best lines and moments.

13. Ginny: “I was only wondering when Harry got here,”

     Mrs. Weasly: Harry? Harry Who?”

The only Harry they know? The only Harry that has spent every summer there for the past five years.  What was Kloves thinking?

14. McGonagall: “Why is it always you three?”

As a member of the OOTP, you know EXACTLY why it’s always them three. He thinks he’s funny, but he’s really not.

15. Ron: “He’s got a point, you know,”

Book!Ron would never!

[upthehillart]

Ref

[andthwip-deactivated20220219]

Levels of Being Done brought to you by Earth’s Mightiest Heroes (and Loki).

[steveogers]

three internet trends i will (regrettably) probably never grow out of:

• typing in a cresCENDO TO EXPRESS EXCITEMENT • …………..unnecessarily……. long……….. ellipsis’ • puttinfh a typo in eveyr other word to shwo u dont really give a fukc but u actually do

[satorugojjo]

also unnecessary!!!! punctuation marks??????? like…… ??? what is going on here????? i!! am!!! so!!! excited!!!!

[fihli]

and™ totally™ unneeded™ trademark symbols™

[strangehorse]

personally I enjoy Random Capitalisation to show things are Very Important

[eearth-deactivated20180601]

can we also talk about starting a sentence and then kind of just 

[studyandlush]

stating something reblog if you agree

[watermellens]

dude this isn’t even a collection of memes, this is a demonstration of internet grammar… anyone who says that when you type and communicate on the internet you lose too much inflection to get the real meaning just doesn’t understand internet syntax. the evolution of language in action.

[brain3at3r]

the Rosetta Stone of the twenty first century

[cosyhowell-deactivated20180822]

Also :) doing :) this :) to express :) bottled :) pain :)

[throwlamp]

or,,,,,using commas,,,,,, for elipsis’ ,,,, bc,,, it sounds better,,, in your head,,,, than periods,,,,,,,

[charlieism]

pu t ting sp a ces in your wor ds at r and om time s because w hat the fu ck

[honey-stick]

Is it just me, or did anyone else read all of these with different tones of voice, volume, and inflection?

[popcorn-fox]

Don’t forget the B I G S P A C E S F O R E M P H A S I S

[theavengers]

Some people move on. But not us.

Avengers: Endgame (2019), dir. Anthony Russo, Joe Russo.

[siriusisntdead-deactivated20241]

harry potter + subtitles, insp. 

[m-l-rio]

If emotional attachment to fictional characters in books you read is intense, let’s just say writing a book is a form of psychological sadomasochism