Will be quiet for $5,000 cash

God made me addicted to this site so I wouldn't build a ladder tall enough to kick his ass

[1eos]

[lakevida]

i can always rely on helga to serve up a thumbnail like this when im already in a psychologically vulnerable state

[danielkahndyke]

[aggot]

backrooms will never scare me because all the really scary stuff happens on the retail floor. the frontrooms.

[lawoftheclaw-deactivated2025073]

🕯️my future employer will not find my balatro porn repository 🕯️

🕯️i am a qualified candidate regardless of my collection of balatro porn🕯️

🕯️even if my balatro porn is discovered, the dedication and ingenuity i alone can bring to any prospective employer's team will outweigh any perceived transgressions🕯️

[captain-price-returns]

the average red state is closer to Sharia Law than Zohran’s NYC

[sofuton]

[thememedaddy]

[thesituation]

my 100% failproof way to handle reactionaries asking why i don’t shave at all is going “because i don’t want to” it works because what they really want is an argument about the merits of feminism, and they’ll draw it out and try to convince you it’s a cult or whatever, but you can avoid it all by sticking to “i just don’t wanna. don’t feel like it” and if they argue with you about it you can use your ultimate ability, which is “i’m sorry i thought it was a free country?” which, believe me, they cannot come back from. they’ll either drop it or start harping on something you didn’t say, and it’s important you don’t take the bait at that point. when they can’t argue with what you say, they assume your beliefs and attack those. and you crucially must be visibly baffled at their change of direction because it will make them seem and possibly feel crazy (which they are). “i don’t want to shave” is a perfect response because truly it all comes down to autonomy and the ability to do what you want. they’ll try to say “feminism makes you think you have to do that” and it’s important to not take that bait. to reiterate that you don’t know what they mean and you just don’t like shaving and that it’s really weird to look into it that deep. this works i promise

[depsidase]

[rabdoidal]

contender for funniest line delivery in a porno

[sourcarmellia]

i can't be the only person who hates being called neurospicy. it's such a weird term. i'm neurodivergent. i'm disabled. call me that.

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Voting ended onJul 20

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[prozdvoices]

i mean.......you know my vote ;)

[clearancecreedwatersurvival]

yet another reason to vote senshi: his english voice actor is a valued tumblr citizen!!!!!!!!

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Does…

Does he know about this? Should I be scared?

[psych-is-the-name]

that IS his voice actor

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

…fuck

[newsandstuffisee]

[an-atlas-or-other]

Soccer players are the horses of sports. They run around in fields for hours on end. They stub their toe and they die. They fall and they die. They run into each other and

[homunculus-argument]

Every time I suck ass at doing crafts, I tell myself: do not think about David Shrigley's piano dog. And every time, my brain tells me, whatever you say, dog.

[madame-helen]

[jumbo-the-mumbo]