this is getting good now

e, they/them, queer, pnw re-entering tumblr in my 30s lord help me

[damoko221]

[electricghoulfriend]

Maxiel summer here I come

[moon-brain-90]

Yuki you are so dear to me

[achillesinhighheels]

[multiseb21]

lewis: wow 106 wins can’t believe my life. great race today

nico hosting the post-race interviews: remember that time I showed up with just panties under my coat…

lewis: ok yeah so 106 wins. can’t believe this is my life

[crooked-mile]

[nonbinarylewishamilton]

[electricghoulfriend]

imagine for me, if you would:

gabi gets turned down by nico, because it wouldn't be fair to ruin a young boy's future, yadda yadda

gabi decides to make nico jealous by hunting down another old man because of course he would. enter daniel ricciardo, only a couple years younger than nico, retired, and ready to start causing absolute chaos.

and a bonus: the absolute speed with which max would show up at daniel's door ready to kill him for fucking with gabi

[electricghoulfriend]

wow this blew up but rest assured besties, I am going to be the good i want to see in the world:

It's like poison, now that it's spilling out of him. "And do you want to know the worst fucking thing, Nico? I don't care if you're jealous of him because you want to be my boyfriend or because you want to just be my friend again. I just want my fucking friend back."

see you in a couple weeks xo

[massive-alboner]

Williams really is a “new problem no other team considered a possibility” merchant

[tchtokyo]

Day 12 of sharing f1 gay moments for pride

Max why the fuck did u moaned like that?????

Masterpost

[fast-burn]

tumblr keeps putting l*st*ppen on my fyp, stop trying to make it happen, it's never gonna happen

[formulahs]

you people act like you dont threaten to quit ur jobs every week too max real as fuck

[mikadonian]

Max entering pride month with zero penalty points -

[starrrfalling]

happy pride month to bisexual icon max “i used grindr once” verstappen.

alternative quotes include but are not limited to

“tickling the bumhole” half naked in a tiny tub of water with daniel

“has george sent you a topless selfie in the mercedes suit yet?”

“send itttttt” in reference to alex telling him george has (disappointingly) not sent shirtless photos (YET)

“and there’s nothing wrong with that” in reference to him and daniel almost kissing

“meeting a girl…OR A GUY” in reference to how old is too old (which is a whole other thing in itself)

“would you like to?” as a response to daniel saying he hasn’t seen all of max

*insert multiple references of calling men gorgeous and beautiful* (notably george and daniel)

“do you want it? do you want it? do you want it?” & “i made it ESPECIALLY for you” < max auditioning to be daniel’s housewife. the beloved maxiel stroppwafel incident.

[electricghoulfriend]

imagine for me, if you would:

gabi gets turned down by nico, because it wouldn't be fair to ruin a young boy's future, yadda yadda

gabi decides to make nico jealous by hunting down another old man because of course he would. enter daniel ricciardo, only a couple years younger than nico, retired, and ready to start causing absolute chaos.

and a bonus: the absolute speed with which max would show up at daniel's door ready to kill him for fucking with gabi

[massive-alboner]

Hi im going to say it this race did not deserve a driver of the day vote but it did deserve a clown of the day vote. Oscar “slow as fuck all race” Piastri. Charles “Im not taking the blame for the brakes and then revealing I chose not to take the brake fix” Leclerc. Checo “Why not get a wrong placement start penalty TWICE in one race” Perez. Mercedes “who needs to serve a penalty” Pit Crew. Kimi “im too scared to take a free pit stop” Antonelli. This race was a fucking clown fiesta. Honk. Honk.

[lestrodamus]

In the clurb we ALL speeding in the pit lane 🗣🗣🗣

[electricghoulfriend]

Wow glad I didn’t wake up for this race, somehow nothing and everything happened in the most boring way possible