“I used to have a big crush on you,” Max admits, laughter still bubbling out of him, as if Daniel didn’t already know.
“Used to?” Daniel croaks.
“Well,” Max says with a shrug and an owlish blink, “of course things are different now.”
Processing my emotions via sports pornography...! Hope y'all enjoy 🥲
Okay so I made a list of 30 (well, 29 actually) prompts I am releasing into the wild. The point of this is that at least one of the participants are not having a good time.
It has 30 prompts for November but feel free to write and post whenever, but please add the tag #No one nuts November or #NoonenutsNovember wherever you post. You do not have to @ or credit this blog if you use any of these prompts.
(Text version under the cut)
1. Safeword
2. Sub/dom drop
3. Loosing intrest halfway through
4. Trying something that doesn't work
5. Medical emergency (bonus points: it happens during bondage)
6. Bad/failed orgasm
7. Should have safeworded
8. "Wait, it's not supposed to hurt?"
9. "Let's never try that again."
10. Sex so bad they break up after
11. Realistic shower sex
12. Incompatible kinks
13. Threw up on that thang
14. Can't get hard/wet/aroused
15. Says wrong persons name during sex
16: ugly crying/overwhelmed
17: "I remembered you being better at this"/"I'm not impressed."/"I've had better."/"You're not hung chill"
18: Allergic reaction/cut off circulation
19. Dirty talk/degradation gets too real
20. Ignored/missed a safeword
21. Random horny confession that kills the mood for the other person/people
22. "No really, that's not going to fit."
23. Fire alarm goes off/interrupted by a third party
24. Pushing themselves into sex they aren't ready for
25. Sex toy gets stuck
26. Only one person having fun/agreeing to boring sex
27. Couple brings in a bad 3rd
28. Sex in a bad location
29. Sex so bad it kills you/one of the participants dies
Alexander Albon looks on in the garage during practice ahead of the F1 Grand Prix of Belgium at Circuit de Spa-Francorchamps on July 17,2026 in Spa, Belgium.
Photo by: p1-Mark Sutton - Formula 1/Formula 1 via Getty Images,p2&p3-Florent Gooden/DPPI
oscar piastri/james vowles & oscar piastri/mark webber
7.2k words, rated m
post-silverstone 2026; oscar & alex bodyswap
blurb:
"Mate, look. Lily and I have already got our flight booked to Monaco for tomorrow morning. Can you wait 'til then to fix it?"
Carefully, Oscar says, "I could."
"Right. Good." There's a pause on the other end of the line. "The thing is, I have a meeting today, and I really can't be missed."