Skylar Ray

22 "In the name of the moon, I'll punish you." Princess 👸 Fairy queen 👑 Mermaid ♓ Future Mrs. Sitze👰💍

[veryfunnymemes]

[pi-la]

[yourstrulys]

“Seeing is believing, but sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can’t see.” The Polar Express (2004)

[el-mapache-zurdo]

[aphextwinselectedambientworks]

This nigga from 1920 be living in 3020

[luvmangosdope]

Wow it makes so much sense tho..

[yesbitemeharder]

Why tf we ain’t got these?

[rooksandravens]

Give me the forbidden parallel parking tire!

[90skid-com]

Wanda would rather let half of the population of the universe die to save a Microwave Oven.

[betterthankanyebitch]

A MICOWAVE OVEN

[90skid-com]

[witchinghour]

To Kusama and Cody, one of the most misunderstood moments in the film was the scene in which Needy and Jennifer make out. Cody included the kiss in her script because she wanted it to be clear that Needy is, on some level, in love with Jennifer. “At the time I just thought, I want people to really understand how badly Needy wants Jennifer,” Cody said. “There is sexual tension between them. It’s not just a friendship.”

You Probably Owe “Jennifer’s Body” An Apology

[clockworkrobotic]

the wildest thing happened to me the other day i found out a male coworker is into irish music so i told him that my dad is an irish musician and would he like to come to a session and he straight up irl said to me “name 5 irish songs your dad knows”

[clockworkrobotic]

he asked me if i play and i told him i played the fiddle when i was a teenager but havent played in years and he was like “oh cool. i play drums” as in a drum kit you know the famously folkish instrument the drum kit. bitch my name is molly o'reilly you really wanna challenge the legitimacy of my irish music involvement

[clockworkrobotic]

i can name 5 songs with my name in them

[apricops]

every king in the Middle Ages: it’s really important that I don’t die because I don’t have an heir and if something were to happen to me, the whole kingdom would be thrown into civil war

every king in the Middle Ages: anyway time to go CHASE WILD BOARS WITH A POINTY STICK

[mairzymarzipan]

i don’t think people understand that people can ‘love’ you and not actually love you

like my grandmother ‘loved’ me, but she also was always trying to change me.  she tried to take me away from my (catholic bisexual) mother.  she made me wear dresses when i was there.  she always tried to get me to go to church and was always asking me if i was dating a boy yet

i spent years feeling guilty that i wasn’t what she wanted me to be until my mom told me one day “she never bothered to know the real you”

and it’s true.  any time i tried to show her something about myself, even cook for her, it would be dismissed, and a replacement would be offered.  even northern food was somehow a sin.  

she loved me what she thought i should be, she never loved me.  

bc people who love you, they love you for all the stuff that makes you you.  they never consider that it makes you inconvenient.

[cameoappearance]

“It was true: the other mother loved her. But she loved Coraline as a miser loves money, or a dragon loves its gold.“

Loving someone like a prized possession is a very different thing from loving someone like a person you care about.

[decodering]

Redditors design worst volume sliders possible

Some of these are genius! ( see reddit / via )

[decodering]

Well, this post went a bit nuts.

[xxxtictacion]

That last one honestly belongs in hell

[an-alarming-number-of-bees]

Future super villains

[iamthespaceboy]

Can’t believe this got better

[gaycism]

The last one should include decimals to make it even more spicy

[addictedtothe-thrill]

Flip your phone upside down

[starwarsgraphictee]

worth it

[trestyoselfchris-deactivated201]

I’m high rn and I just experienced pure joy

[electrifyingskylarray]

Tired

*Me telling my managers that I’m tired and burnt out from serving tables*

“We understand and you’ll be getting pulled off the floor for more managerial duties at the end of this month”

*My managers while making the schedule*

“Let’s give her 6 days on this week and have 2 be lunch to close bar shifts”

[legalizevore]

my dad guillermo laying it out

[terror-billie]

His table is piled high with food he will never touch but he will kill you for taking the smallest morsel, even if you are starving

shit how did I completely miss the point of this part

[martunamajor]

Also, his eyes aren’t in his head. They’re in his hands. He only sees what he reaches for, what he desires, what he wants.

[shorts-muchacho-papi]

[the-real-ted-cruz]

what level of woke

[priestessamy]

Guillermo del Toro is a fucking artist and he knows what he’s doing. I love that man

[sketchshark]

I drew a series of graceful animals recently. Here are my favorites.

[barfpop]

[saiasus]

COW SISTER ….. LITTLE COW …..

[knightofleo]

i just looked up the rest of them and pffft

[tyrabankruptcy-deactivated20160]

These names are too shady

[buzzfeed]

y’all left out one of the best ones:

but honestly they’re all amazing

[rumourdaledotcom]

BROTHER POTTED PLANT

[wadey-wilson]

[avpdkaneki]

someone: do u want to go do this thing w me

me: ……………in theory