Guardians of the Galaxy starters
“How do you know about this?”
“I don’t even know what that is.”
“This is just an outfit, man.”
“Ninja turtle, you better stop poking me.”
“There’s another name you might know me by.”
“Look, I’m gonna be totally honest with you. I forgot you’re here.”
“What a bunch of losers.”
“It’s not cool to get help! Walk by yourself, you little gargoyle.”
“Don’t drink fountain water, you idiot. That’s disgusting.”
“If there’s one thing I hate, it’s a man without integrity.”
“Quit smiling, you idiot. You’re supposed to be a professional.”
“I live for the simple things.”
“I live for the simple things. Like how much this is gonna hurt.”
“It’s cool to have a code name. It’s not that weird.”
“What a bunch of a-holes.”
“I’ve escaped 22 prisons. This one’s no different.”
“I have no words for an honorless thief.”
“Listen to me, you big blue bastard. Take those headphones off.”
“You know who I am, yes?”
“Asleep for the danger, awake for the money as usual.”
“Well, supposedly, these bald-bodies find you attractive. So, maybe you can work out some sort of trade.”
“Spare me your foul gaze, woman.”
“I always keep my promises, when they’re to muscle-bound whack-jobs who kill me if I won’t.”
“Cease your yammering, and release us from this irksome confinement.”
“Yeah, I’ll have to agree with the walking thesaurus on that one.”
“Do not ever call me a thesaurus.”
“It’s just a metaphor, dude.”
“I’m gonna die surrounded by the biggest idiots of the galaxy.”
“He turned off the artificial gravity, everywhere but here.”
“I told you I had a plan.”
“That was a pretty good plan.”
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