[wattpadfic-deactivated20170213]

when u accidentally make eye contact with someone on public transport n your eyes quickly slide to the left slide to the right take it back now yall one hop this time

[bumblebeebats]

It baffles and infuriates me that Hogwarts students don’t take Latin or Greek. Accio? Literally “I summon.” Lumos? Fucking “light.” Expelliarmus? Expel weapon!! Ooooh I wonder what Levicorpus does– you Dumb Ass Bastard. You ILLITERATE. It’s called Levicorpus, it lifts someone’s body, it LEVIES your goddamn CORPUS-

[kvothbloodless]

Hermione ghost wrote this

[sixpenceee]

Stay humble

[captchacomics]

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

can we bring back captcha comics

[kushblazer666]

[jasper-rolls]

[honeyslim]

No offense but these are absolute classic images

[working-class-vegan]

Punching Nazis is totally vegan. 

[working-class-vegan]

I’ve already lost 5 followers since I posted this. Reblog to weed out Nazis and Nazi sympathizers. 

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

“girls aren’t allowed to participate in no shave november!1!!! it’s gross!!!!”

i’ve been participating in no shave november, december, january, february, march, april, may, june, july, august, september and october and if you have a problem you can lick my fucking panda legs

[hellfyreak]

No thanks, I’ll just go find one of the girls that actually enjoy taking care of themselves.

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

yeah i’m fucking sure girls are lining down the block to get a piece of you

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

*lying in bed with my wife*

her: honey you seem to have something on your mind

me: no sweetheart i’m fine

her: are you sure?

me: yes i’m sure. good to sleep

my mind:

gapple fcrumble………

[conceptblogfromaconcepthuman]

[aurebahrk-blog]

[darkmario666]

There has to be some godless injoke

[luxwing]

My ride is here

[sandandglass]

TDS, February 11, 2015

Jordan Klepper looks at the issue of sex education in schools

[blackness-by-your-side]

Even the idea that there is a video where an American man rape a kid makes me sick. Ashton Kutcher is doing a great job by using his power and privilege to raise awareness about human trafficking. Every parent dreams of the bright, happy and SAFE future to his/her child. This guy tries to change this country, this world into a better one. This Hollywood celebrity woke up and tried to draw the government’s attention to this very crucial problem of child trafficking.

[adonischildsupportcase]

[te-amo-corazon]

I HATE ALL OF YOU FOR THIS OMG

[leonardodespacito]

LMAO

[neuroticgaymusings-deactivated2]

I literally had to sit here and decode this

[funnypicsdept]

[quiffturner-deactivated20130213]

wow i need a drink [pours apple juice into shot glass]

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[drayaintshit-deactivated2019030]

☝🏾😂

[callmedeku24]

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

[t2378-deactivated20200309]

im dead

[bot-dad]

Hello dead, I’m Dad!

Dad^bot^1. Anarchy is the only thing Humans® will ever understand. | PayPal | Patreon Beep-boop!

[slimmj]

This my fourth time reposting this in the last 24 hours

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[zackisontumblr]

everything about this minus the part about the baby

[sixpenceee]

Boo!

[tsrgifs]