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@hellfyreak
i love looking at ur blog it feels so much like watching an ancient greek punishment
how long do you think it took for sisyphus to learn regret?
Oh the greek gods were assholes. The tortures, crimes, and atrocities they committed definitely don't count as fair or reasonable.
Since the no shave November post is 7-8 years old, do you still have that mindset? From what I’ve seen of your blog the other times I came across it, your posts seem quite level headed, with reblog a posting awareness to help people who have to face prejudice. It’s hard to imagine that you would still be that fussy about women not shaving after nearly a decade, especially in this day and age.
Yeah, I mean I had already started changing my mind within the year that followed. Let alone so many years later.
I still have my preferences, but idc what anyone else does with their body.
How’s that leg licking going for ya 🤩🤩
Better than for you
Still got hairless girls lined up the road for you greasy ?
Always. Three partners currently and more on the way
maybe the real treasure was the unshaven legs that we formed along the way
You're right and you should say it
arundhati roy is an Indian leftist activist and author, and this is a criticism of Gandhi and Gandhian politics. this context is important. she's lived through the failure of gandhi-esque politics.
[ID: A tweet by @/nuhhhnsense, tweeted at 3:28 AM on May 12, 2021. It reads:
"Can the hungry go on a hunger strike? Non-violence is a piece of theatre. You need an audience. What can you do when you have no audience? People have the right to resist annihilation." - Arundhati Roy. This quote knocked like 16 years of liberal pacifism out of me in one go.
/end ID]
conditioning my opponent
shampooing my opponent
we’re making out in the shower
Flower field
and then they proceeded to be the worst at their jobs for the next 20 years
No no, you don’t get it. Jesse and James are the absolute best there is at their jobs, but they have no idea what their jobs are.
They think that they’re thieves, agents of an elite criminal group led by Giovanni, stealing rare pokemon and advanced technology and such. And there might have been a time this actually was their jobs. In the first season or two, they frequently get angry phone calls about how they’ve fucked everything up, or get their expense account cut off because they have literally never turned a profit on their criminal enterprises and constantly procure and then lose/destroy expensive and elaborate devices.
But then the world came within a hair’s breadth of being destroyed, several times, and Jesse, James, and their weird cat rescued everybody. As terrible as they’ve always been at criminal endeavors of any kind, when the apocalypse approaches and they’re forced to step up, they’re really fucking good at saving the day.
And Giovanni is over here like… if the planet is destroyed, or time/space becomes unrecognizable, or civilization collapses, there’s no way for me to run a profitable criminal enterprise anymore. I need this planet, because it’s where I keep all my stuff. And I don’t pretend to understand the why of it, but these couple of bumbling nutcases that I should have fired years ago seem to be an important component of that? Somehow? So you gotta stop thinking about them in terms of acquisitions and start considering them… loss prevention. As in, even if you waste a million dollars a month on giant cat-faced robots and a vast array of fancy ball gowns and they never turn a profit, they are preventing all of your assets from going away at the same time because of something you can’t do anything about.
And that’s the great secret behind Team Rocket. These guys aren’t thieves, they’re professional superheroes (sponsored by organized crime). Of course, nobody ever bothered to tell them that.
“To protect the world from devastation…”
Plus, as is frequently pointed out: Jesse and James are good at every other job EXCEPT Team Rocket. They’re actually smart businesspeople and run successful food and merchandise stands and are great salespeople. Hell, even in Team Rocket situations where they’re not chasing after Pikachu they’ve done better. It’s just their Achilles Heel is one damn OP rodent.
Pikachu Proximity Intelligence Chart
A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Not aware that 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet. The boy now has company.
Boy: ‟Dark in here.” Man: ‟Yes it is.” Boy: ‟I have a baseball.” Man: ‟That’s nice.” Boy: ‟Want to buy it?” Man: ‟No, thanks.” Boy: ‟That’s my dad outside.” Man: ‟How much did you say the baseball was again?” Boy: ‟$250.”
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom’s lover are in the closet together.
Boy: ‟Dark in here.” Man: ‟Yes, it is..” Boy: ‟I have a baseball glove.” Man: ‟That’s nice.” Boy: ‟Want to buy it?” Man: ‟No, thanks.” Boy: ‟I think I just remembered something I needed to tell my dad.” Man: ‟How much did you say the glove was again?” Boy: ‟$750.” Man: ‟Fine.”
A few days later, the father says to the boy, ‟Grab your glove. Let’s go outside and toss the baseball!” The boy says, ‟I can’t. I sold them.” The father asks, ‟How much did you sell them for?” The son says, ‟$1,000.” The father says, ‟It’s terrible to over-charge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I’m going to take you to church and make you confess.”
They go to church and the father alerts the priest and makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door.
The boy says, ‟Dark in here.” The priest says, ‟Do not start that shit again.”
no you dont understand, i’m obsessed with him
no you dont understand i’m obsessed with him
ngl, this song slaps way harder than it has any earthly right to
we are already living in the cyberpunk future and i know this because within a span of 3 days we went from this tweet:
to thousands of people making phony images and replying to them with their passionate desire to have them as a tshirt to overload the bots with nonsense and junk and send out warnings to shoppers like this:
and now we even have people replying to pictures of baby yoda with “i want this on a tshirt” knowing how ravenous disney is being with copyright in hopes to get the stores taken down altogether
i dont know what it is about stuff like this and the whole turn mei into a symbol of hk protesters thing but, its really reassuring for some reason
And the next step…
https://teezyli.com/
Holy shit y’all look at the front page of the site right now
Oh my god
Anyway, I just emailed [email protected] to report the site for very evilly stealing Disney’s IP! Because obviously that is very evil and bad and shit.
I’ve never seen such a perfect example of fighting fire with fire.
Holy fucking shit
I’m DYING.
More accurately
love ppl online being like "ur literally 30" like do u think thats not gonna happen to you??
anyone tagging this with "Yeah but i wont be on tumblr at that age" is only fooling themselves.
This is revolutionary
With Afghanistan crumbling under Taliban territorial gains, all I'll say is that regardless about your thoughts about how the US-led two-decade-long campaign coming to a close, I do urge you to focus on the Afghans themselves.
Because you just know how the Taliban is gonna treat folks, especially women, who haven't toed the lines of their social conservatism. And we also know how they are gonna treat anyone who has worked with the West.
Honestly, for those already stuck in Tally-controlled lands... things are probably bleak. But there are many who, if lucky, are gonna be fleeing the country (especially coalition partners). That's in the short term; in the long term, there's likely to be a wave of refugees.
But I'm not here to "WhY iS nObOdy tALkINg aBOuT tHIs"
While it's easy to just be outraged or whatever, it is also possible to do something. Even if it's a little bit.
For those who manage to get out and settle over here, they will need help. Both in terms of resources and in being welcomed. For the latter, if you know of Aghans being settled in your community, it's always worth reaching out to local orgs.
For the former, there are lots of charities dealing with funding transport and resettlement of Special Immigrant Visa holders.
A very well-established one is No One Left Behind (as of Aug 13, all donations done within a hundred hours goes towards plane tickets for SIVs):
https://web.charityengine.net/Default.aspx?tsid=17640
Another charity is Keeping Our Promise, which focuses on helping Afghans who are settling in Rochester, NY. Attached to it was a GoFundMe that's now closed (it made twice the goal within a day, so the organizer wants to allow other cities to get funded) but is still a good reference by having links to both that charity and others.
https://www.gofundme.com/f/miltwitter-cares-resettlement-assistance
If you want something with a bit broader focus, or you have hangups about dealing with something related to the US military, I do recommend the International Rescue Coalition:
https://www.rescue.org/country/afghanistan
This is just the ones I scrounged in short order. I am open to any other good charities and organizations focused on Afghan refugees and settlement. Especially non-American ones. You can drop them in the comments or reblogs, and I'll make another masterlist.
And also, if they are the type to listen to such appeals, it's always worth contacting your reps or media outlets to make noise about allowing more refugees into the US.
Not only would taking in the huddled masses be a drop in the bucket cost-wise compared to the billions upon billions the US and allied nations poured into the war, it's our responsibility after being there for two fucking decades and letting the people out of sight/mind for the majority of the citizenry.
Please, please reblog and raise awareness about what's happing in Afghanistan. Currently, the Taliban have entered the capital city, and have taken over the presidential palace. People from all over the country have fled desperately to Kabul, seeking shelter and safety. People are left without food, water, money, shelter or electricity. People with no family or means in Kabul have been staying and sleeping in open areas, with no protection. We urge you to speak out. This is not just an Afghanistan issue. This is a world issue, and we need your help. Women fear for their lives and worry that the rights they have worked so hard are being lost as the Taliban gain power. We need your help. Reblogging, sharing this on social media and donating whatever you can makes such a huge difference. DO NOT STAND FOR THIS. Our country deserves better. We deserve freedom, peace and hapiness. SO SPEAK UP ABOUT WHAT IS HAPPENING AND SPEAK OUT LOUDLY.
Not that I reblog often anymore however I noticed something today.
You know that ALT+click reblogs a post, it's the known shortcut for the web browser for tumblr. It's been a thing forever.
It makes sense, it's intuitive.
Riddle me this @staff How does "E" remotely make sense?
