Fuck.

My name is Allison. I am an obnoxious, hilarious, and self conscious 19 year old. I love Taylor Olson!

[skrewsociety]

Pull me into a bathroom at a party and tell me how bad you want me. Then fuck me.

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Me, outside the bathroom waiting for these two to stop fucking so I can pee:

[elegantfurby]

I’m both of these

[poppapeasy]

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

Such an accurate description of myself.

[pain-from-the-inside]

[teenagerposts]

this is so pure

[babyanimalgifs]

He can’t wait to go to doggy school…

[blindiezone]

At first I thought it was going to be, like, a car but when it was actually a bus it made this video even better!

[thesanityclause]

the most wholesome content

[jewishdragon]

[princess-bonnie-deactivated2016]

This is an incredibly important lesson to learn.

[not-humor]

not-humor for laugh 

[shadovvlurking]

reblog and he will protect you

[tastefullyoffensive]

[darkmelaningirls-deactivated202]

How cute is this 😊😇

[candiikismet]

IM ABOUT TO CRY THIS IS AMAZING!

[peachysuggest]

you will unlearn all of the bad habits you taught yourself and you will grow into someone stronger than you ever imagined you could be

[moved-to-naltorians-blog]

[gayassjana]

I’m losing my SHIT

[psiotechniqa]

This is some magical shit

[theshitopinionsofsomeasswipeblm]

The sad thing is, I don’t know who’s the bigger idiot.

[psiotechniqa]

I would argue its the Kara person - because she doesn’t it. Mike is pointing out the obvious

[lesbianatlarge]

the obvious? what do you mean?

[psiotechniqa]

that she played ignorant, was treated accordingly, and that it was silly that she took offense over being deceptive about her understanding

[lesbianatlarge]

could you explain further? I’m not sure I understand your meaning

[sailordathomir]

I’ve never seen two murders in one post before.

[altonzm-deactivated20170213]

french recipes: if you’re not making this in paris then what’s the point. fuck you

italian recipes: use the left leg meat of a pig from one of three farms in this specific area of tuscany, or from this day my grandmother will begin manifesting physically in your house

[thirdtimecharmed]

american recipes: buy these three cans of stuff and put them in a pan congrats you cooked

[svynakee]

chinese recipes, as handed down from mother to child: season it with a pinch of this and some of that. you want to know the exact amount? feel it in your heart. ask the stars. yell into the void. 

[orriculum]

English recipes: boil and salt it. Okay that’s it enjoy

[digitalfare]

Greek recipes: You followed all the right steps but this isn’t quite right. I don’t know what to tell you.

[jamesandlilys]

Australia recipes: chuck it on the barbie

[monsterhighalumni]

Latinx recipes: you will never make it better than your abuela, face the facts

[wereyoulookingforsomething-deac]

Armenian recipes: spend eight days laboring over the stove. the food will be flavorful with the sacrifice of your sanity. no one will appreciate it.

[moldychesee]

Canadian recipes: It either needs more bacon, more maple syrup, more gravy, or an unholy combination of the three

[dixon-arrows-deactivated2018052]

Polish recipes: you have to toUCH THE DOUGH, FEEL THE PIEROGI IN YOUR HEART, TOUCH IT. LICK IT. SMELL IT.

[beckyhop]

Every time I see this post, I learn more about how different countries’ cuisines AND neuroses.

[visionssofgideon]

Indian recipes: there are 500 cuisines and that means 500 versions of this dish that has 500 spices so gl 

[onceuponamirror]

ashki jewish recipes: no, no. no. more onion. 

[jumpingjacktrash]

internet recipes: here is a heartwarming story about my baby sister’s third birthday that i completely made up, and a copypaste from alton brown.

[piedude]

Irish recipes:

[elegantfurby]

@nambad

[great-tweets]

omggggg

[jaidefinichonv2]

[vibraniumacrylicpowder]

He just… accepted it. I’m cracking up.

[onlytwitterpics]

[ivare-enim-euge]

Arguing with an Aries

[hotsoccergirl1234]

The hands

[joshpeck]

this is truly the best video that has ever blessed this website