smoke and mirrors

indie, semi-selective, & non-canon Pokemon Sun & Moon Elementalist Lux || multiverse/multimuse/multiship, OC/Canon friendly || mun & muse are both 18+ || please read rules, about the mun, & headcanons for peace & prosperity || penned by yohio

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[[ ...So I tried to write up a reset for Lux and...it came out...really really bad. Like, worse than the one that’s up now.

I may end up deleting. I feel like I’m getting the cold shoulder from a lot of people because she’s not originally from the SuMo games, and it’s really upsetting.

I just wanted to put a fun twist and make things a little interesting, I guess. ]]

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“Shut up and let me help you.” ~blxndskxll (cos i'm too lazy to change accounts lmao)

[[ u lazy bumbum i love u ]]

@blxndskxll

She sighed. “Madea...please, don’t. I can take care of myself...plus, you’re blind. You can’t even see what kind of wounds I have.”

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Wounded Sentence Starters

“It’s just a scratch. You worry too much.”

“Ah… ! Don’t press there!”

“Just put a bandage on it and I’ll be fine.”

“That looks bad. Really bad.”

“Try not to look at it.”

“That hurts!”

“You’re going to need bedrest for at least a few days.”

“I’m going to be stuck in bed for how long?”

“That’s nothing, you big baby.”

“Here, let me help. I’m good at this sort of thing.”

“I can’t feel it. That’s bad, right?”

“Can you move?”

“How can something so small hurt so much?”

“It looks a lot worse than it is.”

“You’re a terrible patient.”

“Will you hold still? I can’t do anything if you keep squirming.”

“Wow, I’ve never seen skin turn that color before.”

“It’s just another a war trophy.”

“Shut up and let me help you.”

“I don’t care how tough you are. You can’t ignore that.”

“I’m sorry. This sort of thing makes me nauseous.”

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❝Press F to pay respects?❞

[[ holy crap I had NO idea that you gave me an ask I’M SO SORRY ASDFGHJKL ]]

“Heehee, nice try!~ I know what that does, silly!”

Unless you’re the type of person who has Flash set on D, she highly advises you never, EVER press F to pay respects.

@hoenn-reject-in-alola

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[[ ...Soooo, I’ve been thinking about actually fully deleting this blog. My boyfriend got the job, and he’ll be having another day added as well as another hour once he’s fully hired on, which is why we weren’t able to do the “reset” of Lux.

However, I will reconsider remaking her and keeping this blog if there’s anyone who’s actually fully interested in RPing with her. I just need some convincing that people like me and want me on their dashboards, honestly. ]]

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Soundless Voice - with skxll-hired - Luxanna and Gladion

||>> @skxll-hired

She’s fatally ill. She knows it, and so does he. She’s fine spending the last of her time with him, and yet…he can’t get over the fact that nothing he can do will save her. Ever since she joined the team, he was tasked to take care of her, even though she, too, quickly became an enforcer. Despite her illness, Luxanna became Gladion’s equal, and neither of them seemed to mind. It wasn’t a competition with her like it was with anyone else - perhaps it was the fact that she was dying that made him realize his own mortality, or maybe it wasn’t that he realized his mortality as much as he realized he was in love with her.

It took them only a few months to grow close. He treasured her as much as he treasured his sister, Lillie, but it was different with Lux. They spent the majority of two years together in Team Skull, working on enforcer jobs together most of the time, though there were some major jobs that Lux couldn’t handle because of her health.

In December of the second year, Luxanna knew she was going to pass soon, and so she came up to him one day, her Espeon following close to her. 

“Gladion! It’s snowing outside today - do you wanna go battle in the snow? Maybe we can make a snowman and make it look like Guzma!”

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high quality meme starters

taken from all over the internet, some specifically from the youtube channel siIvagunner . 

❝ can i get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh BONELESS PIZZA ❞

❝ and his name is ……. JOHN CENA ! ❞

❝ succ ❞

❝ BUENOS DIAS MANDY ❞

❝ n - nani ?!? ❞

❝ omae wa, mou shindeiru . ❞

❝ how many layers of irony are you on right now ? ❞

❝ SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME . ❞

❝ [ obnoxious sound of the ever popular rickroll ] ❞

❝ they see me rollin’ . they hatin’ . ❞

❝ todokete, setsunasa ni wa ! ❞

❝ nice of the princess to invite us over for dinner, gay __ ? ❞

❝ i hope she made lotsa spaghetti ! ❞

❝ it’s the nutshack ! ❞

❝ BITCH YOU GUESSED IT ! ❞

❝ AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII, WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU ❞

❝ whoa …. whoa …. whoa …….. WHOA ! WHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOA — ❞

❝ gee ! it sure is BORING around here ! ❞

❝ you know what they say: all toasters … toast toast ! ❞

❝ it’s hiiiiiiigh noon . ❞

❝ eyyyyyyyyy, sexy lady ! ❞

❝ nice . >:] ❞

❝ i’ll have a number nine large . ❞

❝ the more you know ! ❞

❝ look at my horse . my horse is amazing . ❞

❝ epic jojoke . ❞

❝ squadala, we’re off ! ❞

❝ are you sure about that ? ❞

[ dabs ]

❝ let it go ! let it go ! ❞

❝ are you …. a real villain ? ❞

❝ well, uh … technically, uh …. nah . ❞

❝ we are number one ! ❞

❝ notice me, senpai ! ❞

❝ you’re gonna have a bad time  - sans undertale [ 2015 ] ❞

❝ pokemon go to the polls . ❞

❝ is only game . why u hef to be mad ? ❞

❝ snooPINGAS usual i see . ❞

❝ POOTIS . ❞

❝ ECH . ❞

❝ do not presume . ❞

❝ i’m gay . ❞

❝ i have crippling depression ! ❞

❝ expand dong . ❞

❝ HE HAS NO STYLE ! HE HAS NO GRACE ! ❞

❝ according to all known laws of aviation — ❞

❝ what the fuck did you just say to me you little bitch ? ❞

❝ GOOD SHIT . ❞

❝ i play pokemon go everyday ! ❞

❝ BEGONE, THOT . ❞

❝ jesus christ it’s jason bourne . ❞

❝ BEHOLD THE POWER OF MY STAND ! ❞

❝ taaaaaaaake oooooooooon meeeeeeeeee ! ❞

❝ GET TO THE CHOPPA ! ❞

❝ all your base . now belong to us . ❞

❝ WOOMY . ❞

❝ i used to be an adventurer like you, until i took an arrow to the knee . ❞

❝ look at this dude . oh nononononono …. ❞

❝ i am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand ! ❞

❝ exotic butters . ❞

❝ gotta go fast ! ❞

❝ what does the fox say ? ❞

❝ pen pineapple apple pen . ❞

❝ NOOOOOOO . PLEASE GOD NO, NO . NO . NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO — ❞

❝ get out of my swamp ! ❞

❝ look at all those chickens ! ❞

❝ i’m blue, dabudee dabudi . ❞

❝ thank you, __ ! but your princess is in another castle ! ❞

❝ here i come, rougher than the rest of them . ❞

❝ HEHEHE I AM A SUPAHSTAR WARRIAH ❞

❝ press f to pay respects . ❞

❝ the cake is a lie . ❞

❝ owo what’s this ? ❞

❝ SAY WHAAAAAAAT ? ❞

❝ now this is a story all about how my life got twisted upside down . ❞

❝ it’s lit, fam ! ❞

❝ yes, hello . i was wondering i you could play that song, again . ❞

❝ smoke weed every day . ❞

❝ but hey, that’s just a theory ! A GAME THEORY ! ❞

❝ is that a motherfucking jojo reference ??? ❞

❝ [ room on fire ] this is fine . ❞

❝ fuck the police, comin’ straight from the underground ! ❞

❝ this bitch empty . YEET ! ❞

❝ god i wish that was me . ❞

❝ fuck this shit i’m out . ❞

❝ [ knuckles voice ] oh no . ❞

❝ yeah bOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII ❞

❝ dicks out for harambe . ❞

❝ guess i’ll die . ❞

❝ ya like jazz ? ❞

❝ ow the edge ❞

❝ W H O M S T’ D V E ❞

❝ words can’t hurt me these shades are gucci . ❞

❝ __, shut the fuck up and get the fuck out . ❞

❝ it’s over nine thousand !! ❞

❝ HEEEEEEYEYAAAAAEYAAAEYEYE !!!! ❞

❝ rollin’ around at the speed of sound ! ❞

❝ but that all changed when the fire nation attacked . ❞

❝ that day, humanity received a grim reminder . ❞

❝ DOH ! ❞

❝ two to the one to the one to the three . ❞

❝ so long, gay bowser ! ❞

❝ WEEWOO WEEWOO ❞

❝ GRAND DAD . ❞

[ghostinbox]

So um hi yes lately I have had like super trashed mental health and have literally been full of anxiety and very stressful thoughts, do you have any tips for dealing with that?? Like for whatever reason I’ve been having this like uncontrollable feeling that literally everyone hates me lately;; and that everyone is like slooowly plotting their like betrayal on me ahahhh;; so do you have any tips with dealing with that or whatever it’s fine if no just don’t post it if it makes u uncomfortable ahhh

…….. it’s actually kinda ironic i’ve been dealing with the exact same thing lately LMAO

sadly i don’t really have any way to deal with it, i’ve been trying to keep up with breathing exercises because my chest hurts so much from onsetting panic but it only makes things better for a minute or so and then it just comes back ugh. other than that i’m just trying to distract myself the best i can

if anyone else has something that works for them though definitely send it in or reply to this with it ahahah

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[[ I’ve got some answers for both of you actually! I deal with multiple mental problems (depression and PTSD being two MAJOR ones) and I have a few things that work really really well! I’m putting this into a reblog because it may end up being a long list but I hope that’s okay!

• Listen to calming music. Yeah, this one’s really really cliche, but it works! There’s also this website ( http://rainymood.com/ ) that helps make your music a bit more calming, if you like the rain!

• Talk to a friend. This one’s also cliche, but hooooly crap, it REALLY helps to have at least a small circle of friends that you can trust! Distracting yourself isn’t usually a good idea, so running up and taking things head-on can definitely help with anxiety, even if it pushes you to your limits!

• Talk a walk. This doesn’t work all the time, BUT there is an alternative: if you’re anxious about going outside, talk a small walk around your house! Apparently, studies have proven that standing up straight instead of slouching teaches your brain that YOU are in control, and thus your anxiety starts to fade! (This has actually worked for me!)

• Do a small dance! Even wiggling is okay! Any kind of dancing that you can do will help bring down your anxiety and bring up your happiness.

• If you have a habit of crossing your legs like I do, try to uncross them. You know how, when you go to the doctor and they take your BP, they ask you to uncross your legs? That’s why - crossing your legs brings up your blood pressure and when anxiety hits, uncrossing your legs can also help you feel in control of the situation as well as your body.

• Be sure to drink water or juice! Keeping yourself hydrated while you’re having an anxiety or panic attack is VERY important - if you start sweating, you can easily become dehydrated. 

• Take deep breaths - use the 3-second rule! Slowly breathe in for three seconds, hold for three, and exhale for three. Close your eyes if you need to, and do this as many times as you need to in order to keep yourself in check.

If there’s anything else you need, please don’t hesitate to send me an ask or shoot me a message! I always try and do my best to help those who need it! ]]

[bingutop]

You are trapped in an elevator with the person on your lockscreen. Who is it?

Reblog with who you get stuck with~

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[[ Good news!! I’ve decided NOT to archive Lux after all! However, there WILL be an event RP between this blog and @skxll-hired, and let me warn you that it is going to be EXTREMELY sad when it nears the end. It will end on Christmas Eve, and there’ll be a surprise on Christmas day! 

It WILL be a shipped plot, so if you don’t like seeing anyone weird shipped with Gladion (especially my Lux), then please go ahead and block the tag “&& >>verse::Soundless Voice<<”. That will be what the entire RP will be tagged as, so I’m givin’ y’all a heads up before something happens!

Please give this a like if you want to see the plot happen! ]]

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Send me a Symbol and I will respond with a voice clip:

♪ - Send + What you want me to say (muse or mun) ♫ - Send and I will sing something for your muse ♦  - Send and I will tell you three facts about mun ♡ - Send + a URL and I will say what I like about this blog ☼ - Send and I will talk about 3 muses that make my muse happy ♠  - Send and I will say what I have in common with my muse ☻ - Send and I’ll say my three favorite blogs to RP with and why ♔ - Send and I’ll say why I chose my muse ♢ -  Send and I’ll think of 3 headcanons for my muse 💝-  Send and I will talk about one of my ships with my muse

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The unhappy refrain resounded through her room. At the last word, she paused, then threw a pillow at her door. 

“What the hell is being happy anyways?!” she yelled to nobody in particular. “Everything is so…confusing! It’s tiring and it’s dizzying and it’s making me SICK!”

Damn it all. 

This was…the last anyone would see of Luxanna Crownguard for a long, long while, as she packed up and left Po Town’s mansion, in tears.

[[ And with that, this blog is…archived. I can’t take this anymore and I’m really sorry to anyone that I was planning/RPing with. You can still contact me on Discord, which is Yohioloid || Distortions#1319. PLEASE REALIZE THAT I WILL BE EXTREMELY STINGY WITH WHO I ADD. Give me a message when you add me, telling me who you are here on Tumblr before I add you - thank you. ]]

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The unhappy refrain resounded through her room. At the last word, she paused, then threw a pillow at her door. 

“What the hell is being happy anyways?!” she yelled to nobody in particular. “Everything is so…confusing! It’s tiring and it’s dizzying and it’s making me SICK!”

Damn it all. 

This was…the last anyone would see of Luxanna Crownguard for a long, long while, as she packed up and left Po Town’s mansion, in tears.

[[ And with that, this blog is…archived. I can’t take this anymore and I’m really sorry to anyone that I was planning/RPing with. You can still contact me on Discord, which is Yohioloid || Distortions#1319. PLEASE REALIZE THAT I WILL BE EXTREMELY STINGY WITH WHO I ADD. Give me a message when you add me, telling me who you are here on Tumblr before I add you - thank you. ]]

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The unhappy refrain resounded through her room. At the last word, she paused, then threw a pillow at her door. 

“What the hell is being happy anyways?!” she yelled to nobody in particular. “Everything is so…confusing! It’s tiring and it’s dizzying and it’s making me SICK!”

Damn it all. 

This was…the last anyone would see of Luxanna Crownguard for a long, long while, as she packed up and left Po Town’s mansion, in tears.

[[ And with that, this blog is…archived. I can’t take this anymore and I’m really sorry to anyone that I was planning/RPing with. You can still contact me on Discord, which is Yohioloid || Distortions#1319. PLEASE REALIZE THAT I WILL BE EXTREMELY STINGY WITH WHO I ADD. Give me a message when you add me, telling me who you are here on Tumblr before I add you - thank you. ]]

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The unhappy refrain resounded through her room. At the last word, she paused, then threw a pillow at her door. 

“What the hell is being happy anyways?!” she yelled to nobody in particular. “Everything is so…confusing! It’s tiring and it’s dizzying and it’s making me SICK!”

Damn it all. 

This was…the last anyone would see of Luxanna Crownguard for a long, long while, as she packed up and left Po Town’s mansion, in tears.

[[ And with that, this blog is…archived. I can’t take this anymore and I’m really sorry to anyone that I was planning/RPing with. You can still contact me on Discord, which is Yohioloid || Distortions#1319. PLEASE REALIZE THAT I WILL BE EXTREMELY STINGY WITH WHO I ADD. Give me a message when you add me, telling me who you are here on Tumblr before I add you - thank you. ]]

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The unhappy refrain resounded through her room. At the last word, she paused, then threw a pillow at her door. 

“What the hell is being happy anyways?!” she yelled to nobody in particular. “Everything is so…confusing! It’s tiring and it’s dizzying and it’s making me SICK!”

Damn it all. 

This was…the last anyone would see of Luxanna Crownguard for a long, long while, as she packed up and left Po Town’s mansion, in tears.

[[ And with that, this blog is…archived. I can’t take this anymore and I’m really sorry to anyone that I was planning/RPing with. You can still contact me on Discord, which is Yohioloid || Distortions#1319. PLEASE REALIZE THAT I WILL BE EXTREMELY STINGY WITH WHO I ADD. Give me a message when you add me, telling me who you are here on Tumblr before I add you - thank you. ]]

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The unhappy refrain resounded through her room. At the last word, she paused, then threw a pillow at her door. 

“What the hell is being happy anyways?!” she yelled to nobody in particular. “Everything is so…confusing! It’s tiring and it’s dizzying and it’s making me SICK!”

Damn it all. 

This was…the last anyone would see of Luxanna Crownguard for a long, long while, as she packed up and left Po Town’s mansion, in tears.

[[ And with that, this blog is…archived. I can’t take this anymore and I’m really sorry to anyone that I was planning/RPing with. You can still contact me on Discord, which is Yohioloid || Distortions#1319. PLEASE REALIZE THAT I WILL BE EXTREMELY STINGY WITH WHO I ADD. Give me a message when you add me, telling me who you are here on Tumblr before I add you - thank you. ]]