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Dear Magnus Scheving,
How dare you not include Sportacus in an ugly Christmas sweater with two holiday specials even after he takes up knitting?
We miss you, sir.
New Zealand Police have a guinea pig for a mascot (Source: http://ift.tt/2pulasw)
I’m using that comeback from now on
millennials’ black, absurdist humour and the way we use memes and morbid jokes to cope reminds me of the way Hamlet is constantly doing and saying ridiculous shit and cracking jokes about how he wants to Die to cover up the fact that he really does want to die and is slowly going mad from anguish and stress
a friend of mine tried to sell his soul on ebay and the starter price was $10 and people were bidding on it but before anything happened ebay took it down and sent him an email explaining that if he was selling a soul that didn’t actually exist then it was against their policy and if he was selling a real soul then that is a human body part and it is also against their policy
someone: name at least ONE thing that made 2016 better, i dare you
me: stefan karl stefansson
wèn all my frûïtś ar iñ my tûm an îvè gòt röbbîe oñ thè rûn Î clïme ûp tô mÿ shîp of áir Ï dô śomé flippś and hâñdštânds thér
Real talk tho
Would Sportacus be able to eat cereal??
Like I know it’s a relatively healthy breakfast
But do y'all know how much sugar is in many cereals???
Does he only eat surgarless cereal??
If so how does he live with the taste of bland wheat paste in the morning???????
Sending you this via ask so my followers don't keep getting spammed with the same post 20,000 times. In the Lazy Scouts episode, when Sportacus and Stephanie are talking about her friends, Sportacus appears to have a blade of grass in his hand. At the end of the scene he puts it in his mouth.
I took a look at the episode and…
SPORTACUS
NO
OMG NO
is stingy’s real name stingy tho??? is it really?? because im 99% stingy didn’t wait nine months to be born just t be called stingy
Headcanon: Stingy actually hates his real name.‘’Stingy’’ is just a nickname the kids came up with, cause Stinge would’nt stop complaining about being called his real name otherwise.
“Squeezing oranges and talking on the phone.”
Great headline.
ur mcm could never
me: ah, i’m glad i’m finally over that obsession i had awhile back
my brain: *kicks door down* buddy you’re not gonna believe this
I trust him