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current hyperfixation: gay horses

[moonpho]

phantom triple crown

do not let this flop while the wip on bluesky blows up I WILL become inconsolable

[chaotic-neutral-knitter]

very disappointing when someone says "the bird app" and for one lovely moment I think they are talking about Merlin Bird ID by Cornell Lab, the free app that allows you to identify birds by appearance or sound, make a list of birds you have seen, and explore all the birds native to your region.... and then I realize they are talking about twitter.

[possessable]

it's fine i don't even need to be part of social groups or friend groups anyway (giant hole appears in my chest spontaneously) ? what's that

[beelzebuggie]

yurinator

[achillesinhighheels]

[origami-butterfly]

We can't live like this

[mossdftba]

@putting-swears-back-in-images

[putting-swears-back-in-images]

[gayvampyr]

me after a minor inconvenience: i hope i get hit by a [remembers i’m anti car-centric infrastructure] pedestrian

[gayvampyr]

and i hope she’s an older lesbian

[dramatic-dolphin]

going to start acting like i don't know anything about america. "people who aren't old enough to drink yet" ummmm we were talking about 19 year olds? they have been old enough to drink for a year now! you might be a little confused 😁

[ferricsailor]

i imagine fine motion follows her around like an annoying duckling

[fikkyun]

digitan!!

[otternottertv]

poke you with my noise

[shinraalpha]

*sniff sniff sniff* ah, i see. you are not an ant.

[deaddolin]

don't talk to me till my carapace hardens from my last molt 😭😭😂😂

[escuerzoresucitado]

[bebemoon]

"can our ai assistant help you?" "give our ai mode a try !" "our ai assistant is your new best friend !"

[staraviiasartblog]

drew a horsey

[bobcat-pie]

Graphic design is my passion. I think I’ve made the best vaporwave infographic of the first Punic war ever

[sukimas]

"you should be at the club" i should be in the woods. performing the ritual.

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]