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alice / they she he for me / i am an adult / sometimes i reblog nsfw things / ero game enthousiast / rpgm rtp haters dni

[nabakovian]

i'm sorry i don't know the source of this because it was posted on reddit without credit but i'm obsessed with this

[catroidvania]

apparently from a now deleted reddit post by u/nullfias according to repostsleuth and this twitter comment

[toskarin]

"I'll save you!" I cry as swords begin to erupt from my body and I scream in agony (it's not really clear how this is helping you)

[catgirl-kaiju]

so this knight came to my wizard's tower one day and asked me to cast a spell that would allow him to take his beloved princess' hand in marriage. pretty typical this kind of wish, and i had just the spell. a combo of "turn person into a royal" and "transform appearance to match romantic ideal", easy. he paid handsomely for it too, so how can i says no?

turns out his princess is a lesbian and nobody knew, so when i cast the spell it made him into a beautiful princess. she asked for a refund right away and begged me (cryin', held me at swordpoint) to turn her back, but i says to her, i says, "The die has already been cast, and your fate is now sealed!" which is my way of sayin' "no refunds".

turns out, bein' a princess weren't so bad for her and she was able to take her sweet and beloved princess' hand in marriage. seems like everything worked out.

but then, surprise of my life, they both show up to my tower and my spell was undone. some dark sorcerer shithead (some kinda sketchy royal adviser who wanted to usurp the throne, a million like 'im) had removed my enchantments and turned our princess back into a knight. but she didn't want to be a man no more and asked me to redo the spell. gladly i changed her back in exchange for fuckin' up this sorcerer shmuck, (could be a threat to my business, you see) gave 'er an enchanted sword an everything. to my shock, the other princess takes the sword and vows to get this guy for me.

now i got all this guy's magic shit and good graces for life with the queens of the land, plus the best advertisement money can't buy. "yes, i am in fact That wizard from the story of the princess knight!" classic.

anyway, all that to say, no i ain't changin' yous back. you'll be mommy's pretty little maid and you'll like it.

[brbgensokyo]

this is how it looks to get the thigh nasty from an elf that hasnt showered in a week

[brbgensokyo]

Elf thigh got me busting so loud people think theres a gnoll camp in this forest

[zerounitrgb]

🏳️‍⚧️ Trans Ally Seto Kaiba 🏳️‍⚧️

[retolee]

[fucked-horns]

i know she has talons but i feel like it would be really easy to defeat a bird girl that only has wings and no hands

[bai-jiu]

[russiawave]

[pjackk]

Does the photographer not care theres a babyblwclbear

[princessdraconic]

let's say that you're monogamously dating a tsundere. and to save another girls life you have to cheat on the tsundere. would you do it

[ntrider]

✋I would

[princessdraconic]

and the girl you're cheating with has huge boobs and cat ears also

[ntrider]

wait a minute

[ntrider]

my answer is still yes

[catchymemes]

[littlefleamart]

(source)

[mikufanclub]

[agender-witchery]

I just find it really weird that all of my trans focused posts EXCEPT for the nonbinary focused posts tend to pop off. Like the fact that I'm trans is negated by the fact that I'm nonbinary to some people.

[agender-witchery]

People will say TMA and transfem to mean trans woman when those terms very explicitly are designed to include nonbinary people who are marginalized along the same lines. Enbies can experience transmisogyny. Enbies can be transgender and feminine.

I'm tired y'all.

[cuunos]

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

[bunnygirlpaws]

nice try

[lliveonthesunn]

i get why people don't believe in marriage as a social construct but legally it is the best and easiest way to say "this is who i trust to take care of me when i can't take care of myself" and i'm so glad gay people fought for that right bc when shit gets scary at least i know im in good hands