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What are the best dungeons and dragons isekais?
The only ones I can think of are the Dungeons and Dragons cartoon (which I believe our opions of are well-know) Cast Party (enjoyable but I dropped off a while ago) and Dungeons and Daddies (never listened)
Opening this one up to followers - Paper
Encounter Table or some name like that.
HOA freaks are just on a level I can’t even begin to comprehend like what exactly am i supposed to be offended by in this picture I genuinely do not know
I think it's the grass? I live in a trailer park so no HOA for me but my friends from suburbs always had uniform lawns. So that's prolly what it is.
It’s so easy to claim territory. Life as a person is easy.
Found the imposter
I have OCD and with that comes quasi-hallucinations, and I grew up watching a ton of horror films so some of the worst of mine are the standard white skin/black hair demon girl type shit.
However, because a lot of them are based on horror film I have found comfort in doing things that “go against” horror films and being like “see? This could never happen.”
(It’s irrational. I know that. But shut up. This is how I cope.)
For example: I started hearing garbled whispering from beneath my table, so I started playing the muppets sound track. Because they would never play Movin’ Right Along when the protagonist is about to get attacked. That won’t happen. Disney, who owns the muppets, wouldn’t give them the rights.
And it fucking worked.
I DO THE SAME THING. When I feel like I'm about to get attacked by goddamn Michael Myers or some shit like that I turn on Careless Whisper because you just can't kill someone to Careless Whisper.
Your friend bursts into your room with utter panic on their face, already halfway through their transformation. They scoop you up with one arm and smash open the window with the other. As the werewolf leaps out of the building, you can only wonder in horror what could possibly have scared them.
"Puppy!
"NO NOT A PUPPY, THAT'S A FUCKING WEREWOLF!
CHEESE POLL
Brie
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Havarti
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Paneer
Pepper Jack
Not a cheeser/lactose intolerant/hater/etc
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tumblr is so unbalanced like there is so many wizards but barely any like warriors or rogues
to anyone saying “the rogues are this and the warriors are that” that’s not the point the point is there is more wizards every second post is a wizard i scroll thru my activity wizard liked ur post wizard reblogged ur post wizard cast spell on ur post it’s relentless
I smash your post into pieces
Do you say y’all?
Yes
No
Pls reblog if u vote :)
I started saying it ironically but now I just say it gayly
If you do say y’all, is it in a southern, gay, or other way?
Born in Alabama but my wrist is limp as fuck. Southern Gay way.
sure "nuns with guns" is a fun trope but can we have more "nuns with no romantic interest in men who turn to life in a nunnery to escape patriarchal expectations in favor of a woman-centric society, and in the process meet brilliant-but-headstrong Sister Virtue, who took vows to confound her father's plans to marry her off to local gentry, and having successfully escaped marriage now plots to escape the convent, but after living a youth defined by defiance is overwhelmed by the fact she doesn't know what life she wants only what life she rejects, and she can't imagine the shape of the future, so she just continues on with her work in the cheese shed experimenting with fungi until one day she meets the new novice (you) tasked with tending to the dairy cows, and she finds your milkmaid naivety off-putting (reminding her of a younger, more hopeful version of herself) but actually you aren't naive, you've survived countless hardship by choosing to believe in hope, choosing to believe in the goodness and kindness that all people are capable of (even as you accept the presence of violence and selfishness), and your optimism is both the sword and shield with which you ride every morning into the day's battle, and as Sister Virtue discovers this about you, she feels a spark in her belly that she has hardly felt since girlhood (when she would dream distressing dreams of the lips and bosom of the local barmaid, a childhood companion from whom she drifted slowly apart in the cusp of maidenhood), and she spurns your company as a result, but only briefly because all asudden you come down with a fierce sweating sickness, and Sister Virtue sits up all night by your sickbed, stroking your brow with a cloth and whispering hoarse prayers she isn't certain she believes in, and when you are recovered she surprises you with a picnic (only a simple meal of cheese and bread while you both bring the cows out to graze, but she has sneaked in a jug of mead and you feel like a schoolchild again, playing truant, and for a moment you ache for the life you might have had if you had been brave enough to keep fighting the world instead of hiding away in the monotonous safety of the abbey),,, and then suddenly the sky opens, and you and Sister Virtue are caught in a rainstorm, and there are raindrops dripping down your bodice, and your wimple is slipping from your forehead, and she leans in to pull the veil from your eyes, and you lean forward and
whisper "We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty.
In this world, Dad Jokes are lethal. The Listeners suffer fatal reactions, writhing in discomfort and agony, waiting for the inevitable end. As a result, Dad Jokes are illegal, and punishable by life in prison. You, the world’s most deadly criminal, are the master of Dad Jokes.
YOU MEAN TO TELL ME BIG CATS LIKE BOXES TOO?
abraham lincoln's assassination remains wild to me. president of the united states murdered by famous young actor nicknamed "the handsomest man in America," during the performance of a highly popular theatrical production. imagine if Timothée Chalamet murdered the U. S. President at a Hamilton Broadway performance. what the fuck
He was also the brother of a more famous actor and, as he fled he quoted one of his brother's lines which is basically the equivalent of Liam Hemsworth shooting some important political figure and saying "I went for the head!
i need ta burp
What are you, my 3 month old nephew? Burp ya self.
(Ocf half-jokingly, have a good day)
How to Stop Overthinking Every Little Thing
I've seen this shit 3 times in a row on my dashboard wtf-
Ammonite Cabochon via fossilatelier
Prehistoric shellfish prom
Do you ever lie awake wondering how the heck Gimli knows what a nervous system is
Clearly dwarves have medical knowledge far more advanced than that of the other races.
His Majesty Dr. Gimli, son of Gloin, Neurosurgeon, M.D.
gimli trying to explain his studies to legolas, a flat-earther
#*scroll down* #*remember that middle earth is canonically flat for elves and round for everyone else* #*scroll back up & smash that reblog button"
tired: legolas took gimli to valinor with him because they were bffs/in love/etc.
wired: legolas took gimli to valinor to prove the world was flat after arguing with him about it for decades
Sorry it’s what to elves
So, in Tolkein lore, the world was originally flat, with most of the land in the middle (hence Middle Earth). But the Numenorians (men who were rewarded with their own Atlantis-equivalent island for service in the first big war against Melkor, but eventually Power Corrupts etc) tried to invade the uttermost west which was basically Elf Heaven. To put an end to that sort of thing, the creator of the world Bent The World and made it a sphere…but left elves able to treat it like a flat disk. So elves can sail west and reach Elf Heaven, but a man or dwarf or hobbit who sails west will eventually wrap around to the east coast of Middle Earth.
This is why Legolas can see for such great, almost impossible distances. The Earth does not curve for him.
Legolas said fuck the horizon
This is why I don't fuck with Tolkien lore. Shit is complicated.
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