Im Gonna Put My Dick In A Scrunchie

OwO What's this?

[gerardladead-blog-deactivated20]

That’s so sad. athena, play despacito

[urlreplacement5-deactivated2018]

i’m a simple man

i see my dog

i kiss him

[urlreplacement5-deactivated2018]

1 reblog = 1 kiss for 1 good boy

[wormcocks]

I never get any of the cool bots

[wormcocks]

WAIT WHAT THE FUCK

[wormcocks]

GUYS WHAT THE FUCK

[hotvampireadjacent]

GUYS DID OP DELETE WHAT HAPPENED TO WORMCOCKS

[ilovepeppers-deactivated2019122]

What does this mean

[classicmeevs]

he brings all his friends to the gym with him now

[landlordkiller69]

this is the worst thing ive ever made youre welcome

[bgm05]

love this egg carton in Detroit: Become Human

[skulldrops]

Mom said it’s my turn to play the eggs box

[thebeverlymarsh]

it’S nOt OkaY to seXuaLiZe cHiLd actOrS aND chaRAcTEEEEERRRRRSSS

[stuckykittyspidey]

IT’S OKAY TO ‘SEXUALIZE’ FICTIONAL CHARACTERS

[mitochondiva]

NoT iF TheYRe KiDs YoU FuCKinG CrEEpS

[queenwhiskey]

[queenwhiskey]

the calm before the storm

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

That’s the kind of power walk you see in a man who’s going to slap it more than once

[nb-leafeon]

why do all truscum assume that nonbinary people are just cis gnc people lmao why can’t we be trans gnc people

[sea-chief]

It’s because they can’t believe trans people would disagree with them

[transmedicaltranny-deactivated2]

It’s because nonbinary isn’t a gender and if you claim to be nonbinary, you aren’t trans. You can be trans and gnc all you want, but there’s two genders.

[sea-chief]

They didn’t say what the two genders are quick everyone tell me what u think they are I vote peanut butter and jelly

[legelonte-loathes-creeps]

Pokémon and Digimon

[nb-leafeon]

bees and wasps

[adhdaiden]

coke and pepsi

[elriabrunnr]

Sea otter and river otter

[mimikkyu-anti-blog]

Cats and dogs

[pikachu-against-ddlg]

Let’s Go Pikachu and Let’s Go Eevee

[elfskillful]

Ketchup and mustard

[crunchcaptain]

i dont watch e3 i just wait for the memes and try to deduce what happened from those

[elfskillful]

youtuber: WHAT is up everybody, itcha boy back again

me: youre no boy of mine

[fuzz-draws-deactivated20191114]

call me gay or a fucking immature baby but japanese emoticons are still the shit

look at this fucking squid くコ:彡

[deep-wayne-of-the-beach-deactiv]

Here she comes

[coralbluebirdtiger-deactivated2]

nice

[trashpawz]

[memehumor]

[repost-this-image]

this wins

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

fuck mike love

[rcktpwr]

for a sec i thought this said “fuck milk love” and that youd stumbled upon the funniest possible alternative to “live laugh love” that could ever be created

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

no…. it was you who achieved that. from the bottom of my heart, i’m proud of you.

[accidentalfisting]

[aujo-deactivated20200213]

not everything is always as it seems

[aujo-deactivated20200213]

I FUCKED UP