[thankyourluckystars13]

Hero of Shadow and Light

[glumshoe]

I heard too many sounds at once and now I am a bitch

[tits-n-trix]

We're all one sensory overload away from becoming the strongest versions of ourselves

[glumshoe]

supervillain origin story: two conversations happened near me at the same time

[ginger-snaps014]

I mean isn’t this the book Ginch’s origin story?? Why steal Christmas? To stop the noise, noise, NOISE!!!!!

[glumshoe]

god, same. every day I relate more and more to the Grinch.

[animate-mush]

Also Grendel

[glumshoe]

Grendel did nothing wrong!

[the-errant-bard]

Some might arguing eating people was taking things a little too far.

[glumshoe]

waste not want not

Grendel did nothing wrong

[skywitchmaja]

when you’re out at a restaurant or a coffee shop or a target or whatever with your friends and you overhear/eavesdrop the same snippet of some stranger’s conversation, and you look at each other for a second to check that you both heard this stranger say the same weird/funny/baffling thing and just break out in knowing grins and quiet laughter… that’s a love language

[blooming-conifers]

I was eating alone at a mexican restaurant once and a group of college kids were chatting over tortilla chips. There was some jabber and then..

“ ..we had to climb over the bob wire!”

“Dude, did you just say ‘bob wire’?”

“Yea man, that spiky shit!”

“You actually think it’s called bob wire? Like fucking Robert wire? You think it’s called Robert wire?”

“Well what the hell do you think it’s called?”

“It’s BARB wire you idiot! Like Barbara wire!”

*the third guy* “Oh my god. You guys. BARBED wire. Because the wire has barbs, it is BARBED.”

“Oohhhhh!”

“Fucking Robert and Barbara wire. Fuck you guys.”

[bisexualbaker]

Robert Wire/Barbara Wire OTP

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

pr*tty b*y

[mareep-is-transfem]

pretty boy (derogatory)

[dignity-not-intact-deactivated2]

pretty boy (derogatory (flirtatious))

[schizoidnet-deactivated20210106]

Snow got me feelin some typa way 😳

[niconiconwo]

That’s hypothermia fam

[schizoidnet-deactivated20210106]

Damn the paramedics told me it was the magic of Christmas

[turnaboutstevie]

weatherboy (derogatory)

[duskbcys-deactivated20221016]

op what does this mean

[turnaboutstevie]

wouldn't you like to know weatherboy

[doromaya]

sheikah trio!

[triforce-princess]

[triforce-princess]

zelda’s room

[justcatposts]

Time to relax 

(via)

[beggars-opera]

give yourself over to absolute pleasure

[boymounter]

if i saw a ring of mushrooms i would simply hop in it and chug the first beverage i see

[boymounter]

rip to people who don’t want to be wed to the fairy queen but i’m different

[mayasaura]

all you bitches have the self confidence of gods to assume you’re gonna wed the queen and not be hunted for sport

[amixedwitch]

tchaikowsky donating his skull to the royal shakespeare company in the hopes of becoming yorick is the most dramatic ass dark academia shit ever and you can’t convince me otherwise 

[hayleyhearts]

Is he...you know.... [Spanish dubbed]?

[decncas]

[samdyke]

pov you are jensen ross ackles waking up and checking your phone on the morning of november 25th 2020

[dreamycas]

[livedinthecastle]