i wanna be your lost boy

Eli.19.Sophomore.ΩΧΔ. so fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.

[claraelliot-blog]

Aww, you really do Eli.

[eli-sanders]

I mean it also helps that I'm like... super funny and stuff. Although people tend to think I'm like compensating or something. 

[nateburkes-blog]

No, it’s just really, really weird. I spent, like, half an hour contouring my cheekbones only for you to lick it all off in two seconds.

Which is never. Your hair needs to be thoroughly brushed. Or shaved. I’ll cut if for you, if you want. Only a trim. Because, as much as I loathe to admit it, your hair is probably your only redeeming feature.

[eli-sanders]

Well your makeup doesn't exactly taste like candy so I don't think I'll be doing that again anytime soon - you're safe. 

Stay the fuck away from my hair with scissors - I happen to enjoy my hair and I feel like you'd cut all off. 

[altheahearstarchive-blog1]

“You know, people who try to get drunk for two weeks are usually trying to escape something.”

[eli-sanders]

Are you insinuating I'm trying to escape something dramatic, Althea? Because honestly, I'm just trying to have some fun. You should try it sometime.

[claraelliot-blog]

Very good, that’ll get you far in life. And with ladies. College girls love boys with brains.

[eli-sanders]

Well I mean it doesn't hurt that I have the face of an angel.

[grantmillertime-blog]

I might have a tear in my eye. This is how parents feel sending their kids to college. Use a good filter and get my good side if you instagram this. 

[eli-sanders]

I wouldn't know, but I'm sure they're similar in some respects. You don't have a bad side, Grant. I'll be sure to tweet about it later or something. Either way, there is drinking to be done my brother.

[coleethomas]

You go where we go, Eli. No way around it.

[eli-sanders]

I'm not complaining. It's fucking Vegas.

[nateburkes-blog]

Excuses, excuses. Licking peoples’ cheeks is weird, Eli. Being raised by wolves doesn’t justify that.

Oh, goodness! Was that a please? Well, I guess I have to, then. And no, I don’t love you or your hair. Stop giving me reasons to hide away and eat all the thin mints myself.

[eli-sanders]

It's only weird because you think it's weird. Honestly, if anything it should be hoplessly endearing. 

Yeah it was,I can be polite when I wanna. You know what Lenny? Do not lie to yourself. Just admit I have killer hair. 

[coleethomas]

So you’re coming to Vegas with the rest of us for New Years then.

[eli-sanders]

Am I now? I'll have to check my adventure filled, jam packed schedule I have but I'm sure I'll be able to squeeze ya in there somewhere. 

[nateburkes-blog]

Did you even go to school? Your manners are deplorable.

Consider? Wow, it’s nice to know how loved I truly am. I guess I’ll just consider sharing my Thin Mints with you.

[eli-sanders]

I was raised in the forest by wolves, we've been over this. 

Excuse me, you love me and my hair, I want thin mints please.

[grantmillertime-blog]

I raised you so well, I’m so proud.

[eli-sanders]

Holy fuck are you going to cry? Is Obi Wan feeling a little emotional? I feel like I should be capturing this on camera.

[squidwurd]

[marcusgold-lennox-deactivated20]

Looks like my plans for New Years are torn. I feel like I’d rather just take a group of friends to Vegas or Monte Carlo, rather than deal with the drama here. What are you planning on doing? 

[eli-sanders]

My plans are a bit up in the air myself but hey, enjoy yourself, impromptu trip to Vegas can't be bad! 

[claraelliot-blog]

The little things are what truly matter in the end. But don’t ignore your school work forever, you crazy little goofball. Academics are like 45% of the reason you’re here.

[eli-sanders]

I would never! I'm very dedicated to my school work, thanks. I just tend to put if off until the last minute and then lock myself in my room for ages at a time, it's okay. 

[noramasterson-blog]

I wouldn’t expect you to, Eli.

[eli-sanders]

Oh okay, heaven forbid anyone hold me to any ridiculous standards, y'know?

[nateburkes-blog]

Drinking?

Hasn’t anyone ever taught you that sharing is caring?

[eli-sanders]

Nah, I was absent that day in kindergarten. 

But for you, I'll consider it.

[claraelliot-blog]

Balance is good, I keep a similar balance in my own lifestyle. And my diet. And my sleeping patterns. 

And what good are the college years if nobody’s making memories and gaining life experience. Right?

[eli-sanders]

See? It totally make sense. I mean I'm a bit all over the place in my course load but I also need time to like enjoy thel ittle things in life. Like my brothers and alcohol and sleeping as much as humanly possible. 

[noramasterson-blog]

You do seem to have more self-control than a lot of your brothers, that I do admit.

[eli-sanders]

Nah, I don't think I do, just smarter drinking habits probably...For the most part... I dunno if I can even admit that, honestly.