Eliothebeast

No one can look this good overnight!

[eliothebeast]

About Me + Tags:

˚ ✦ HAI I'm Eliot! :3

˚ ✦ Male + he/him

˚ ✦ My 2 fandoms are Homestuck 'n LISA

˚ ✦ My hobbies include gamin', digitally drawin' 'n readin'

˚ ✦ I love anythin' 'n everythin'!!! (Especially sharks, birds 'n people)

˚ ✦ Proshippers 'n bigots FUCK OFF

My Art: #Eliot's Gallery

Original Posts: #Eliot's Enclosure

Reblogs: #Reblog? More like WEblog

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[eliothebeast]

DRAW PREGNANT SOLID SNAKE !?!?!???!?!?!??!?¿??!

Sure why not

I even made him kawaii for you 😻

[eliothebeast]

TW GORE + SELF HARM

[arttheclowncult]

sorry to have to tell you this but if a stranger comes to your inbox or slides in your DMs asking you for your money with some sob story, no matter how tragic and convincing the story is, they are a scammer — especially if the story is obviously copied and pasted, formatted in the exact same way as the other 100 bots in your inbox

[eliothebeast]

REMINDER MY COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN!!!!! (VERY CHEAP)

YOU CAN FIND 'EM HERE

[h0ll0wporcelain]

sometimes a kitty will make a noises. sometimes a mrrp or meow, or if you're lucky ☝️ perhaps even a purr. this has been kibty nyews, more at naptime

[mattymulligantolerator]

@eliothebeast

[sackboys-moved]

Love not having a ”””fandom””” specific blog. Something new will just consume my mind and everyone has to accept it. My house

[theriverbeyond]

i think "turning into a pumpkin" is my new favorite way to articulate the state of things when I am at a function and very overstimulated and it feels like my brain is melting. it's like no i can't be a person anymore i have to leave i'm turning into the pumpkin. the time is up yeah i gotta go. yeah see u later. pumpkin time.

[ragingla]

redrew my friends OC! lmk what you guys think (hers is the last one, shes SO GOOD, tell ME HOW YOU PIRATED ADOBE NOW)

[helltiervriska]

big fat neckbearded nerds have been unfairly stereotypes as chud virgin misogynists for way too long most of them are decent guys tired of being socially typecast. the average modern young adult misogynist is one of them blonde emaciated golden retrivor boyfriends with slightly curly hair gross hand veins and a ritalin addiction and half of them are only not virgins because they cant stop taking advantage of mildly alternative teenage girls or chasing trans guys who date so many nearidentical tall skinny blonde cisguys that i can never tell which one hes dating at the moment. average chud virgin misogynist is on twitch hawking big jaw workout routines taping his mouth shut with a breatheright strip at night and posting on twitter at an 8 wojaks per hour pace in his discord server full of a hundred or so labgrown clones of him acting like women dont want them bcs women are all ontologically bitches and not because he looks like hed put a roofie in my drink at a toga party at duke fucking university despite being a geed and widely hated by the real fratguys for wimping out during his first hazing ritual and unsuccessfully flirting with every taken women in the room like no cap fr fr aha im crine girl you a baddie for real ahahaa... average virgin chud misogynist guy psychically challenges me to a smokeoff the first day i meet him after my friend that pities him lets him tag along, greens out after half an hour, then in the weedhaze tells the group in his performatice male vocal fry voice that he doesnt understand why black lives matter or why covid was so bad like haha remember in 2020 when people cared about minorities... on jah bro no cap ahaaa and doubles down by saying hes just not that into politics so hes not qualified for the conversation. average chud virgin misogynistic loser is a white guy making videos flexing his jaw muscles going ahhaaa no cap no cap for real ahaha on jah my brother in christ ahaa haaa after making thirst traps to xxxtentacion mouthing racial slurs behind his gross nasty veiny hand all flexed up and you can see his three month old loose curl perm growing out straight at the roots complaining on his private reddit account that liberals are calling him out for thinking disabled people should be mass sterilized and bred out going "i dont even know what eugenics are. im not into politics." average virgin chud misogynist is an uppermiddle schmuck getting shtupped by his dealer for 40$ a gram going yeah... this is straight gas no cap on jah real couchlock shit ayyy snoap dog after coughing like a little bitch while hunched over his bony chest unblinking rewatching borat for the umpteenth time wondering why women dont want him. i mean after all hes a skinny white guy with a damaged unkempt perm and 9$ black steelplated dangling cross earings. hes literally wearing a long sleeve shirt underneath a baggy 40$ corpsehusband tshirt he got from the tiktok shop aint that all women want ...? by god, hes even got a 12 inch chain hooked onto his pants and he painted his nails black once so he could show off his throbbing blue hand veins on video with his 10pack of alternative rings from amazon on.... what do you mean women dont wanna fuck him? he listens to juicewrld and post malone... and when hes feeling alternative he even might put on a little limp bizkit...! hes supposed to be universally fuckable, he has a defined jawline and a bobbing adams apple and look hes even so nonchalant about it all hes already depicted you as the nasty fat sweaty gross neckbeard soyjack screaming at him spit flying while hes the blonde nordic stoic wojak smirking because hes just sooo nonchalant about it all. clock strikes 12 midnight arrives ahaaa no cap on jah fr fr typeshit. fumbling the big goth mommy milkers baddies nonchalant style but its just because theyre all bitches and too into womens lib so hes gonna go look for a freshly 18 girl with pink hair and a septum ring to turn into his tradwife to impress his republican father. no cap on jah ahaa fr fr. and he still follows elon musk on twitter

[eliothebeast]

Quick redraw of an old artwork to test out pinks + greens 'cause I rarely use 'em

[like-ribbons-in-your-hair]

tag game! which one is prev to u? (⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡

@yumemmi @bl00dn0t3-x3 @jeevas-chr @jiraiiangelkaori @oshidorifuufu @ofalltheblackstars @m3chanised-flesh @ghostskin @f4ilure-g1rl-fuyu @strawberryfairyflower @starstruck-angelgirl

[mattymulligantolerator]

APRIL PROMO :D

Hiii, I'm Jack! I am 19 years old and my pronouns are he/that! :] go to @pirintabletz to know more about me!!!

The F/Os that have my brain plagued at this moment of time are Mayor Jerry from Hoppers and Stan Smith from American Dad! --- my full F/O list can be found here <3 DOUBLES IWEC!!!

P.ROSHIP + TRANSMISANDRISTS DNI --- Otherwise, I'll just block if I do not vibe

("MY HUSWIFE" heart boarders by @/eryxu)

[eliothebeast]

Fuck, Marry, Kill: Hal (2001: A Space Odyssey), Lil Hal (Homestuck), AM (I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream)?

[eliothebeast]

Coucou!!! I have opened asks for art requests if you have any!! I will do a quick warm-up sketch of any character or 2 from any media just send one in!! :3 (no limit per person)

P.S. if you wanna send non art-related asks try my DMs instead!! I'd love to chitchat or make a post for you 🩷

[jawbonejoe]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY WOMEN!!!!!

[eliothebeast]

The light-haired one needs to bounce on the dark-haired one I think