elio is the man

transmasc its/him Don't send asks for money pleas 🙏

[eliotheman]

”Yo when was my last period” <- voice of a man who just cried over jjba kakyoin

[eliotheman]

how long will it be until I can use him? My max is like 2250

[jan-liliten]

haha funny 6/9 day

[eliotheman]

Going to be busy next sunday, can’t glaze camel that day

[jan-liliten]

haha funny 6/9 day

[eliotheman]

Crazy how I can tell whether a deltarune artist has snorted the yaoi cocaine by how they draw big shot era spamton within like 3 seconds

[eliotheman]

I love my life

[eliotheman]

Being a fan of deltarune jjba evangelion AND english progressive rock band camel has to be the most embarrassing thing I’ve done in the past year. Like pick a struggle 😔✌️

[eliotheman]

ok genuine question why is tenna wearing a 3 piece suit the recent subject of the tenna enjoyers' hornyposting, is this a fetish I haven't been invited to yet

[eliotheman]

”biological advantages” it’s volleyball “bone density” still volleyball “male puberty” IT’S VOLLEYBALL AND SHE’S BEEN ON E LONGER THAN YOUR LAST MARRIAGE LASTED, it’s not that serious bro

[eliotheman]

One Day I Will Become A God But Not Today

[artsekey]

reblog to microwave them faster

[eliotheman]

Theory: The roaring knight is several people all putting on a suit of fucked up armor at several different points. It’s like the mikes

[eliotheman]

feel like an underappreciated fanfic trope is everyone having to do unspecified paperwork to make them busy for whatever reason. Like what paperwork are they doing and what reason do they have to have enough paperwork for it to be a plot point and why is paperwork the stock "I need a job to do for the plot" activity and not like mowing the lawn or something fun like that

[starriqwq]

Where is plue headin to ??????

[eliotheman]

A frequent argument I see being made as to why ICE is bad is that they kind of just take whoever they want regardless of immigration status or if they came legally, which, don't get me wrong here, it's a great point to make because letting a pseudopolice force just do whatever they want is generally considered an awful idea. However, even if they didn't do that, it's still important that no one should have their human rights violated as happens in ICE detention centers regardless of if they came legally, and that the notion of immigration law as it is today is kind of fucked in general

[eliotheman]

does anything even matter