elio is the man

transmasc its/him Don't send asks for money pleas 🙏

[eliotheman]

”Yo when was my last period” <- voice of a man who just cried over jjba kakyoin

[eliotheman]

”biological advantages” it’s volleyball “bone density” still volleyball “male puberty” IT’S VOLLEYBALL AND SHE’S BEEN ON E LONGER THAN YOUR LAST MARRIAGE LASTED, it’s not that serious bro

[eliotheman]

One Day I Will Become A God But Not Today

[artsekey]

reblog to microwave them faster

[eliotheman]

Theory: The roaring knight is several people all putting on a suit of fucked up armor at several different points. It’s like the mikes

[eliotheman]

feel like an underappreciated fanfic trope is everyone having to do unspecified paperwork to make them busy for whatever reason. Like what paperwork are they doing and what reason do they have to have enough paperwork for it to be a plot point and why is paperwork the stock "I need a job to do for the plot" activity and not like mowing the lawn or something fun like that

[starriqwq]

Where is plue headin to ??????

[eliotheman]

A frequent argument I see being made as to why ICE is bad is that they kind of just take whoever they want regardless of immigration status or if they came legally, which, don't get me wrong here, it's a great point to make because letting a pseudopolice force just do whatever they want is generally considered an awful idea. However, even if they didn't do that, it's still important that no one should have their human rights violated as happens in ICE detention centers regardless of if they came legally, and that the notion of immigration law as it is today is kind of fucked in general

[eliotheman]

does anything even matter

[sycamorality]

op disabled reblogs but i really wanted this post on my blog again

[sentient-tent]

This is Tie, she is going to eat all of the notes

[sentient-tent]

reblog to feed her notes

[elodieunderglass]

How is she doing this

[semisocialporcupine]

Some traditional Tenna doodles

[eliotheman]

craving chicen breast rn

[eliotheman]

think we should invent a new type of boy called goose boys. tjis is because I likegeese

[eliotheman]

”when they dig up your corpse they’ll find a woman” Wrong! boanes 🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🩻🩻🩻🩻🩻🩻

[theorycrafter858]

Breaking news!!! Toby fox has just been confirmed to be held hostage at gunpoint by Ramb!

"Oi luv I'm gonna do it. I'm really going to fucking do it this time. They never made any merch of me. This is the final straw"

-Ramb 6pm est 30/5/2026

[stxrball]

this is genuinely such a bad plan

we are deadass gonna see them getting prosthetics in the later chapters