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[hollanov-kink-week]

Welcome to Hollanov Kink Week!

Hello everyone! We’re happy to announce that this blog will be running a Hollanov Link Week, from April 19 to April 25, 2026. Please feel free to spread the word!

Rules:

Any medium goes! Fic, art, podfic, whatever you want!

Prompts are free to be interpreted however you like! 

This is an 18+ event. Please do not participate if you’re under 18.

Don’t forget: YKINMKATO - your kink is not my kink, and that’s okay. Kinkshaming will not be tolerated.

Most importantly: have fun!

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Prompts:

Day 1: chastity / toys / consent play

Day 2: restraint / impact play / breeding 

Day 3: caretaking / watersports / exhibitionism

Day 4: come play / rules / “compatible”

Day 5: edgeplay / “you look pretty” / oral fixation 

Day 6: leather / glasses / worship

Day 7: temperature play / collars / altered states of consciousness

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FAQ:

When is Hollanov Kink Week?

Apr 19-25, 2026

Do I have to create for every day?

No! Feel free to participate as much or as little as you like

Can I combine prompts? Can I write a multichapter fic? 

Yes! The answer is yes to almost any question  about prompts - the mods believe that prompts are only a jumping off point to create whatever you want.

Can I post late? What if I’m not done by the posting date?

The collection will be open to add works to after the event is over - we just may not be able to reblog your work or add it to the masterlist. 

Do I have to post my fic on tumblr? Do I have to post on AO3?

No! Feel free to just post wherever you’d prefer (though we do highly recommend posting on AO3).

[stele3]

FIRMLY of the opinion that this was the first time they had sex without a condom and that's why Ilya looks like that. Just the day before, they'd discussed the fact that they've been exclusive for the last few months; it absolutely makes sense that they discussed it off screen and decided not to use condoms anymore. Cue Ilya getting absolutely fuckstruck.

[shane-bug]

Idiots in love

[hollanov-kink-week]

kink bingo interest check

It's been a hot minute, and I'm still reading through everything in the collection; huge thanks again to everyone who helped make Kink Week a rousing success. Highly recommend taking a look at the wonderful works in our pinned post!

I've been feeling an Itch to do more stuff like this, and I had an idea to put together some kink bingo cards. There would be another collection for you guys to post to, I'll probably run it on my own and it won't be timed. You'd be able to post whenever you want, no deadlines, and I'll come out with new bingo cards when the inspiration strikes, and maybe I'll even have a bit more luck with the graphic design side this time! 😂

Anyway, if this is a thing you lovelies would like to see or take part in, please let me know. If there's any interest, I'll go ahead and start setting up ✨️

-Mod Ro

[lavenderprose]

Ilya finds an odd picture of Shane in a photo album at one point. He's maybe three, he's sitting on the massive purple sofa that Ilya has discovered the Hollanders owned when Shane was born. He's frowning, red-cheeked and he's got a strange plastic case on his thumb.

"Yuna," he says, shifting his elbows on the table to point at it. "What is this on his hand? Was broken?"

Shane's head snaps up from across the table, where he's pretending that Photo Album Time is very boring to him and not worth paying attention to. He hasn't scrolled on the article he's pretending to read for over five minutes.

"I never broke a bone as a kid," he says, brows furrowed. "Not until U13, when that fucking kid from Guelph--"

Yuna and Shane both inhale quickly through their noses in what Ilya has learned to recognize as a moderative measure, lest they start yelling about something that everyone else on Earth has forgotten about.

"No," Yuna says, once her face looks a little less intense. "No, it wasn't broken. It was this...contraption that the dentist gave us to correct his thumb-sucking. He was so mad about it, we only put it on him a few times."

"Oh, Jesus," Shane mutters, eyes going back to his phone.

"Aw," Ilya says. "Poor baby Shane." He taps his finger against one little red cheek and laughs. "You really do look so mad, sweetheart. How did you make him stop?"

"Hmm...you know, I don't remember," Yuna sighs, tilting her head. "I guess he just stopped by himself eventually. Do you remember, Shane?"

"No," Shane says, shortly.

"Of course, that didn't get rid of the oral fixation," Yuna sighs, adjusting her reading glasses as she flips the page. "The things you used to chew on, Shane. Pens and straws and--"

"Mom," Shane snaps, while Ilya vibrates beside him. "Can we not?"

"I was afraid to give him popsicles because I thought he would gnaw on the sticks until he got a splinter in his stomach."

"Mom!"

"Well, honey, it's true! And you did outgrow it eventually, so it's not as if you have to be embarrassed."

"Oh, you did?" Ilya says, shoulders shaking. "You outgrew the, uh, oral fixation?"

"Stop," Shane hisses.

"Mm. Excuse me." Ilya stands from the table and sweeps out onto the back porch, though the sliding door does nothing to prevent the sound of his guffaws from floating back into the kitchen.

"You know," Yuna says, "I'm just going to assume that this is some kind of language barrier thing--"

"Please stop."

[myshangel]

because they are in love. like they're literally in love. shane is putting a blanket on ilyas shoulders and making his coffee and kissing his shoulder because it's close. ilya is lining their shoes up at the door and organising the refrigerator and buying the gross brand of toothpaste because it's the one shane likes and he wants to fall asleep with the taste of him and wake up with it too . like they're in love

[sergeifyodorov]

I don't read as much fic as I used to but one "tell" for non Canadians writing us, besides the etransfer, is the units you use to describe us measuring something. I hate to tell you this but The Chart is real and it's completely subconscious. Please abide

[demotu-writes]

ETA the chart (or at least a version of it):

ETA2: we do use inches/miles in poetic ways ("he was lost in thought/miles away" or "his lips were a bare inch away").

Also, the length of a dick is in inches for SURE.

[sophia-helix]

hey you know those jokes about finding a good new author and all their old AO3 works are hockey rpf? guess what Heated Rivalry fandom you are about to be blessed by hundreds of talented authors who have been training for this very moment

[sophia-helix]

😈😈😈🏒

[russianblush]

Best Lead Performer, Drama Series is....Hudson Williams!

[hrgifs]

fingers in his mouth friday‼️

[honestlyvan]

Another thing fandom needs to start doing more of is projecting on tops.

There are delicious amounts of psychological distress you can inflict on that guy once you get into his head. The brainworms of forcing agency and initiative on someone who genuinely is Not Fucking Ready For It are exquisite.

[honestlyvan]

To quote myself: Domtops in fics are always written to have such uncomplicated and healthy relationships to their sexualities and for my mental health I need us to collectively start giving them complexes about being some kind of monstrous predatory freak of nature instead.

Make that guy have a panic attack b/c someone in his daydream told him to stop and he kept going anyway.

[honestlyvan]

New and improved! Sad Wet Dog of a top is thinking about how he wants to hurt you but doesn't want to hurt you and the contradiction is slowly and steadily making him Lose His Whole Fucking Mind.

[enh1614149]

[imthatboleyngirl]

Awww fuck it happened again!

And by IT I mean a author on Ao3 blocking me for writing Jewish fanfics

[eliyahu-rozanov]

the way people in this fandom have treated you for *checks hand* writing about your trauma is fucking unconscionable, and I wish there was more I could do. Please never hesitate to reach out to me (here or on my main @melancholic-pigeon ) if you need to be heard, or just to talk, or anything you can think of that a sympathetic stranger on the internet can provide.

I don't have much materially, but I'm here and I care, and I hope that can be a hand in yours in the darkness. 💙✡️

[penandinkprincess]

okay but anecdotes about other people accidentally having other people's service dogs task for them because dog just went "oh you are doing thing i am meant to fix" has me laughing imagining shane just having a high anxiety day for some reason and someone's anxiety service dog (maybe still in training, so a lil confused still) continuing to try and approach and task, but shane is just CONVINCED that it's ilya somehow trying to get this dog to keep coming over, and he's already on edge anyway, so people noticing that this dog keeps trying to come closer just keeps winding him up more, which just makes the dog try to come back over, which just makes him tell ilya to knock it off again, which makes ilya say he's not doing anything, which makes-

and finally whoever the handler is just "sorry, she's still in training." and ilya is just "ah, a professional in training. what a smart girl." "yeah, she's training to be an anxiety service dog. :)"

and ilya just looks RIGHT at shane, who is suddenly

[penandinkprincess]

oh my GOD, they had been fighting about getting another dog because ilya wanted anya to have a sibling and shane wanted to call it at one dog because what if the next one ISN'T good and now they're going to have two dogs AND one is a problem-

so they're already miffed at each other, and shane is convinced ilya keeps somehow signaling this dog to come over because he's being an asshole about their fight about dogs, the exchange about her being an anxiety service dog happens, shane avoids eye contact COMPLETELY and manages to fully escape standing next to ilya

but then ends up retreating to an empty conference room that the dog and handler also happen to go to as a break place for the dog, and the handler is like no worries if not it's okay but do you mind letting her practice tasking? it's really okay if not but she seems really eager-

and what is shane going to do? say no i won't help out with training this dog? no.

but now he's laying down under the very reassuring pressure of this dog, totally physically relaxed, but just sighs and goes "...goddamnit" because he knows ilya is going to find out about this SOMEHOW and then they're going to end up with a second fucking dog

[penandinkprincess]

in their household, she is dogtor rosie because she has a degree even if she doesn't use it (ilya made it, it hangs on the fridge), and when shane tries to appeal to ilya to help him call rosie off when she's tasking, ilya shakes his head and refuses

it's dogtor's orders

[nightquills]

dogtor rosie is SO good at this! she's a little angel (and sometimes menace), and i adore her.

i can also maybe picture anya picking up the basics of some of these moves/behaviors after the two dogs have spent some time together and she's seen rosie receive positive attention/praise for doing so. (ilya is for sure providing that, even if shane himself is more unsure at first)

all of a sudden, anya is also now fetching things With Purpose when she senses that someone is upset/anxious. she doesn't have rosie's discernment or training, so she's not grabbing water bottles or prescriptions (even if they are for the wrong person), but she is bringing whatever random item feels right in the moment. she has the spirit!!!

it's very hard for shane to stay in his anxiety spiral for long with two concerned dogs insistently handing him ilya's medication and.... the tv remote? and well, if rosie is going to press herself across shane's lap, anya is going to do it too!!! she won't be left out of the cuddle pile when a packmate is in distress! and if rosie is going to be licking and nudging shane's hands every time he goes to pull at his hair, redirecting him, anya is doing the same—she's not going to miss out on any opportunity to be pet, either!

[penandinkprincess]

ANYA DOING HER RESIDENCY UNDER SUPERVISING PAWSICIAN DOGTOR ROSIE

also the idea of anya frantically looking around for an item to give shane when rosie goes to grab the empty pill bottle from the counter because she WILL go looking for it if they don't leave it there for her is SO cute and funny to me. incomplete list of items anya has prescribed shane to make him feel better:

his sunglasses

ilya's keys

yuna's purse

a pair of tongs for the grill

her leash AND rosie's leash

a pillow from their bedroom

her stuffed hockey stick toy

the empty pill bottle when she got there first, prompting an annoyed rosie to try and take it from her because that's HER item!! give it!! meaning it actually did work because shane is now having to ref a sibling squabble over helping him with an empty bottle of medication that wasn't even his to start with

and @hardlyhinged adding your tags here because Best Wiggly Girl hopping the boards and getting carried off with a puck in her mouth is SO delightful to me

she is their biological daughter <3

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[clytemnestraaa]

shane hollander horny psychology is just “what if everything bad that happens to me actually felt good.” what if my autonomy was stripped away and it felt good. what if my body was objectified and it felt good. what if my desires and wishes were disregarded and it felt good. what if i was ashamed and it felt good. what if i was helpless and powerless and it felt good. like literally all he’s doing sex-wise is finding whatever terrible thing he is constantly forced to experience (total lack of bodily autonomy, lack of agency, lack of control) and going “well what if in this fantasy land i was incapable of being hurt. what if all these bad things happened and it all felt good.” like all his kink shit is just him trying to reclaim ownership over all the shit that’s already happening to him.

[penandinkprincess]

feeling unreasonably amused and fond about the idea of bb shane figuring out that timeout=having to go sit somewhere quiet and not have anyone talk to him

and thus putting HIMSELF in timeout especially at family events with a frequency that has other family members pulling yuna and david aside to be like, "he really didn't do anything wrong, he doesn't need to be in timeout. it's okay." and them having to figure out a way to explain that yeah, they know. this wasn't their call. he is free to leave whenever he wants. he's literally not in trouble for anything. he went up to yuna, said "mommy, i need a timeout" and then walked himself off to go sit in the guest room looking SO pleased at this loophole out of having to talk to people when he's tired of it.

[penandinkprincess]

he was GOING to let it go that parker took the cookie he wanted AND said hockey was stupid, but if that's what it takes to get a timeout 👊