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@elizabeth-odds-krasnova
INTRO
My friend showed me this site, and I decided to start a blog here. There's a lot of interesting stuff here, from what I can see. Anyway, don't expect me to be super active, I have a lot of work. Not great, of course, but I'm not complaining.
[[This is an SCP OC ask/RP blog. Anything OOC is written in square brackets. More information about the character below.]]
I'm sorry. I haven't posted anything here for way too long. I've been busy. Not that anything in my life has changed, it's still the same. At some point I just lost interest in this blog, I think. I don't know, I'm just not doing very well right now. I don't know what I want. I wonder if anyone even remembers this blog. Part of me would like that, but another part doesn't want any attention. I don't know.
I've read your questions in the ask box and I'll answer them this week. I hope so.
Are you Kondraki's wife?
No, and you guys have this weird obsession with prying into my boss's personal life. I've lost count of how many times I've seen people joke or gossip about who he's sleeping with. It's just incredibly inappropriate, especially since most of the time they try to pair him up with Clef. It's honestly disgusting. How would you like it if people joked or gossiped about you having a romantic or sexual interest in someone you absolutely despise and someone you find completely repulsive? Anyway, speculating about who Dr. Kondraki loves or sleeps with is just weird. Although, I have to admit, there's something kind of nice about the fact that you assumed it was me, and not that three-eyed creep.
How would you describe your perfect day off
I would spend the whole day in my room, scrolling through the internet, playing video games, listening to music, and watching anime, series, or movies. I'd only leave if I needed to eat or take a shower. You know, while I was thinking about this, I once again realized just how boring of a person I am. The people around me would probably want to go out, travel, do their hobbies, or do something interesting on their day off, and I'm just… this.
Where would you work if not at scp?
Finally, a decent question. Well, it really depends on the circumstances. If we're talking about me staying with my family, then honestly? I'd probably be dead by the time I was 10. I'm not sure, but I heard my dad wanted to get rid of me somewhere since the cult didn't really need me. I doubt that greedy asshole was planning on sending me to good people.
If we're talking about me suddenly losing all my "anomalous" traits, getting hit with amnestics, and being sent to live in some normal city among regular people, then best case scenario, I'd probably be working some boring office job pushing papers, since that's what I was taught. Worst case? Cleaning toilets at McDonald's, I don't know.
And if we're talking about me being born normal, in a regular family, never having to deal with all this, then... damn, I honestly don't know. I guess in that case, I'd be a completely different person with completely different interests.
Hey copidog how it's going wiz ur agly azz boss
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God, this typing makes my eyes bleed. Are you, like, fourteen or something? I mean, pretty sure I also thought typing like an idiot was cool when I was fourteen.
Kondraki tripped down the stairs brahh 😭😭😭 I saw it happen on floor two in the science lab that shi was so funny
You're damn lucky you're sending this shit anonymously. People like you are cowards. Would you have the guts to say this to his face? I don't think so. Anyway, if I ever find out who sent this (as well as any other "hilarious" asks about my boss), I'll be sure to report you to him.
i like your ears !!!! are they real ???? can i poke them please please please please plea
Hi. Yes, they're real. I'm glad you like them, but you probably shouldn't poke them. Although... Well, okay, for you, just this once. But just so you know, I'm allowing you because if I don't, your dad will probably find new ways to make my life miserable.
A... thing runs in front of your office. It's naked, and looks like an uncooked turkey. It has small, wonky arms that look like someone put small human hands on the tips of a pair of plucked chicken wings, and it lets out a continuous giggle-like sound. Its face is pitch black with only its sharp teeth and eyes visible.
Odds sat in her "office" (the storeroom) working when her ears, slightly more sensitive than an average person's, picked up a strange sound, which was a continuous giggling, but one that felt too unnatural. She froze, her fingers hovering over the keyboard. "What the..." flashed through her mind as the giggling grew louder. Her room was far enough from the SCP containment areas in Site-17, so her first thought was obvious - a containment breach.
She got up from her desk and, summoning some unknown courage, approached the door. Cracking it open just enough to stick her head out into the hallway, she saw it, that very thing barreling straight toward her. Odds, suddenly remembering that she was, in fact, a coward, immediately recoiled and slammed the door shut. The creature apparently scurried past, but Odds, pressed with her back against the closed door, felt cold sweat run down her spine and her tail freeze in tension.
The giggling faded. Now all she could hear was the hum of her laptop and her own uneven breathing.
Slightly shaky, she sank back into her creaky chair. Grabbing her head, she was already thinking about how her boss would react. Odds had to report the incident anyway. But what if he got angry? Not if he got angry at someone else, that was fine. But if he got angry at her? Although, he'd definitely be pissed if she didn't report it in time. She nervously reached for her phone. What if that thing was part of one of his crazy but brilliant plans that she just didn't understand? Then she'd look like an idiot in his eyes. What if... God, Odds. Even now, all your thoughts circled back to him. Just report what you saw. While you're overthinking this, that thing might have already offed a hundred employees. Jesus, you're stupid. So, so stupid.
How long is your tail
...I don't know? It's like a retriever's, I guess. Why do you need that info anyway?
OMG YOU MADE AN ASK BLOGG EEE HI ODDS
Do I know you?
Your ask button is practically invisible just fyi
Anyway
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And this is the first ask I'm getting. Great. If this happened irl, I'd report you. Moments like this make me not regret staying away from people. Always knew the Foundation was full of weirdos. -_-