Eliza

Chris Redfield fan page at this point (Resi headcanons)

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RE characters as things my coworkers have said to me this week:

Luis Serra: “You’ve been filling out your pants recently.” *Said with a smirk*

Chris Redfield: “You have a beautiful smile. You should find reasons to smile— see? Beautiful.”

Claire Redfield: “There she is. Hey gorgeous.”

Leon Kennedy: “Let her call corporate we don’t give a fuck.”

Jake Muller: “I’m a walking OSHA violation. You are my partner in crime too. You witness this.”

Rebecca Chambers: “We’re the tallest people here.” (Both under 162cm/5’4in).

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Part Four of incorrect quotes. New characters unlocked: Ada Wong, Billy Coen, and Luis Serra!

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Saw a headcanon that Chris Redfield loves potatoes and as an Irish girly yes. Chris I will cook you all the potatoes you want. Mashed? Baked? Smash? Whatever you like big boy.

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I would like a request. Quick drabble or headcanon about RE gang (put whoever you like but include my RE4 babies Leon, Ada, Ashley and Luis) with a reader who really hates summer and is more of a fall and winter person. Just me projecting since the heat is unbearable lately lol. Thanks in advance!❤️🖤

Hi!! I did some headcanons for ya! Enjoy!

RE4 main cast and how they deal with someone who hates summer and prefers cooler seasons

Leon Kennedy:

-He keeps his house on the cooler side anyway (62-65 degrees Fahrenheit).

-Honestly also prefers cooler months, totally not to show off his jackets, no not at all.

-Always handing you a cold drink (usually water but will surprise you with your favorite cold beverage on occasion).

-Will go on early morning walks with you during the summer before it gets hot so you two can get exercise and go outside together.

-Favorite Fall activity w/ you: cuddling up under some blankets, warm drink in hand, and watching movies.

Ada Wong:

-Learned to be indifferent to the weather but also prefers cooler months.

-Will tell you to change if she thinks you’re over dressed. She doesn’t want you to over heat.

-Makes sure anywhere you two are going either has AC or shaded areas. Also carries a compact fan with her at all times. Usually a hand fan but sometimes those small rechargeable fans.

-Plans dates (platonic or otherwise) at night when it’s cooler.

-Favorite winter activity w/ you: Ada is really good at ice skating. Will teach you. Will not go to a packed ice rink, wants to take you somewhere private.

Ashley Graham:

-A summer girly, loves a good beach vacation. Will try to drag you out promising she’ll take care of you in the heat.

-Iced coffee, ice cream, slushies, smoothies, she’s buying them all for the two of you. On a walk? At the mall? On the beach? Bookstore? At home? She’s ordering for you.

-Doesn’t mind spending time indoors with you especially if it’s a store of any kind, loves to browse.

-Will sometimes forget to check in with you when she’s having fun in the sun, but will be very apologetic and immediately do anything to make you more comfortable if you ask.

-Favorite Fall activity w/ you: pumpkin patches/hayrides/Corn mazes! Will treat it a little like a fashion show and takes tons of pictures.

Luis Serra:

-Also more of a warm month person but hey it’s in his blood. Used to working in a cooler lab environment anyway.

-Ever the gentleman always checking in, even non verbally like checking to see if you’re getting sweaty or lethargic, putting a hand on your shoulder or lower back to check your temp.

-Pokes fun at you just a little bit for your heat intolerance. But will always make comments while simultaneously taking care of you. “You wouldn’t survive a day in Spain’s heat” but he’s pressing a cold water bottle to the back of your neck.

-Loves to lounge around with you inside just relaxing to beat the summer heat.

-Favorite winter activity w/ you: Making silly videos in the snow. Will have a snowball fight and definitely started it.

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Yall I was dreaming and saw Leon. I got so excited to see him I woke myself up >.<

- Eliza

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Chris focused incorrect quotes!

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Ah… hi. Yall can request headcanons and whatnot if you want. Or specific characters for a little drabble or headcanon list. Okay byeeee

-Eliza

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How some of the RE main cast kiss you for the first time

Chris Redfield: Very awkward, will put his hand on your cheek/neck/back of head before kissing you with force. Not demanding just very sure that he wants to kiss you.

Jill Valentine: She will be hesitant, kisses with a little too much force, but instantly relaxes when you kiss back.

Leon Kennedy: He’ll stare at you a lot before hand. Softest kiss you’ve ever gotten in your life, barely there.

Claire Redfield: It’s spontaneous and quick. She doesn’t feel awkward about it at all, just smiles after she pulls away.

Rebecca Chambers: Kisses your cheek or corner of your mouth quickly to gauge your reaction before going in for a peck.

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✨More incorrect quotes✨

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Resident evil main characters comforting you. (Because I’m sad).

Chris Redfield: sits next to you. Solid as a rock. Won’t say anything but just offers you his silent, steady presence.

Jill Valentine: offers you the kind advice that she often hears for herself. Will listen, but will get irritated if she offers you solutions and you come back with the same problems.

Leon Kennedy: Tells you not to be so hard on yourself and that if you’re trying your best that’s good enough.

Claire Redfield: Offers food and drink. Will either sit with you and listen or offer to watch a show or movie as a distraction depending on what you tell her you need.

Rebecca Chambers: A great shoulder to cry on. Will listen. Has stern yet motherly advice to give.

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Fandom now hates crack ships may I introduce: Ashley Graham x Chris Redfield? No? Too bad. Think about it.

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How I think some main cast RE characters would react to you crashing out/road raging while driving pt. 2

Ashley Graham: (nervously): “hey whoa! God… people need to learn how to drive…”

Ada Wong: (Relaxed): “Slow down, don’t let them get to you.”

Luis Serra: (Laughing): “Cálmate, cariño. Don’t let them get to you.”

Albert Wesker: (Annoyed): “Useless life forms… get in the far left lane.”

Jake Muller: (Angry): “Goddamn! Are they fucking stupid? Yeah— hey I’m talking to you!” (Crashing out with you.)

Piers Nivans: (Calmly): “Don’t start yelling. Just let them pass it’s fine.” (Secretly fuming and memorizing their plate number).

Sherry Birkin: (Yelling): “Dumbass! Learn how to fucking drive!” (Crashing out with you)

Sheva Alomar: (ready to take the wheel): “Relax. It’s okay. We’ll just let them pass.”

Helena Harper: (Exasperated): “Oh my god… come ON!”

Carlos Oliveira: (Tense): “Easy, easy… here— no. Let me drive, mi corazón.”

Grace Ashcroft: (terrified): Holding onto the ‘oh shit bar’ above the passenger side door silently hoping you’ll calm down. “S-Stop gesturing we’re gunna get shot…”

Ethan Winters: (exhausted): “Hey there’s no need for all that yelling. I mean that was a shit merge but he clearly got his license from a Chuck E Cheese.”

Mia Winters: (supportive): “Yeah! Stupid ass!”

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Just saw someone headcanon Chris Redfield as bi and Ace and my little heart SANG

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How I think some main cast RE characters would react to you crashing out/road raging while driving

Rebecca Chambers: (gently): “Hey, Hey, no. It’s okay. Let it go. We’re good they didn’t hit us.

Jill Valentine: (calmly): “follow them.”

Chris Redfield: (sternly): “Nope. No. Pull over. I’m driving. Get out.”

Claire Redfield: (yelling): “YEAH FUCKING IDIOT LEARN HOW TO USE A FUCKING TURN SIGNAL YOU MOTHER FUCKING STUPID ASS BITCH.” (Crashing out with you)

Leon Kennedy: (calmly): “And they call me a bad driver… hey… relax. Stop yelling. It’s okay.”

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Here have some memes I made

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I think Chris Redfield would drive a tank of an SUV and I hate driving big cars so here’s a drabble.

“You’ll be fine, babe, just—“

“Over my dead body I’m getting in that thing, Christopher.” I snapped. “I’m not doing it.”

Chris laughed at the use of his full first name and at my dramatic response. “Babe, it’s not that bad. It’s an SUV, not a tank.”

I scoffed. “It’s a lifted Bronco. Chris, I’m not driving your giant ass car. What’s wrong with my Miata?”

Chris laughed again and shook his head, amused. “You’ll be alright. Come on.”

“No…” The complaint left my lips as Chris hoisted me up over his shoulder. “No, no, no.” I patted his back. “Christopher, just get in my car.”

“You gotta get comfortable driving my car. What if there’s an emergency? You’re not going to hit anything. Well… maybe a curb, but that’s what it’s there for.” Chris chuckled again, way too amused for my liking.

“Chris!” I kicked my feet a little. To which he responded by adjusting his hold on me and swatting at my ass. “Hey!”

“Mm? Are you done throwing your tantrum?”

I relaxed over his shoulder completely, defeated. “Yeah.”

Another one of Chris’s chuckles vibrated through me before he brought me out into the garage and set me down. His hands lingered on my waist to make sure I was steady before letting go. The keys to his Bronco dangled from his hand in front of my face. I groaned and snatched the keys from him.

“If I wreck it, it’s your fault.”