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well which the fuck is it
petting my mind ubgulaltes
characters have to be a little bit awful in ways that you cant defend. its good for the ecosystem. your honor he did do that. He did in fact do that
people might think creating OC lore involves a lot of thinking & planning, but in my personal experience, OC development is more like a divine vision from a god slamming you over the head with a mallet while ur doing the fuckin dishes or folding laundry
its not even 2024 anymore its some other bullshit now
Man, when I was like 16 I got so sick of being made fun of for being the fat kid that I took an axe down inna woods, chopped down a tree, and started doing log-lifts all the time. I got strong as fuck, but I didn’t lose no weight. I actually got bigger.
Same thing happened when I got into fighting. I got even stronger, and I got *fast*, man, and nimble, like a cat. Still chubby.
Body-building culture is a bunch of crap, my dude. Functional muscle is not necessarily toned or lean. You can be swole as hell and still be heavy. And that’s cool.
Embrace your inner barbarian. And when fatphobic little gym twinks try to body shame you, you should DESTROY THEM with your MIGHTY AXE
Can comfirm, i am Quite Fat ™ but i still hit my punching bag hard enough last week make it touch the ceiling and broke a finger in the process
You know, I train with (martial arts) a bunch of dudes, and a few bodybuilders have showed up over the years.
And every damn one of those huge shredded motherfuckers has the endurance of a fucking newborn puppy. Fifteen minutes into warmups and they’re panting for air like like they’re about to die. I’ve sparred them and every one of them telegraphs their moves about two weeks in advance, and are slower than my dead grandpa because their huge useless muscles get in the damn way.
Now. I also work with a couple of guys who are not weightlifters. They do, however, do very physical jobs and are Big Dudes. Picture this sort of build.
No abs to speak of, a bit of a tummy, and those motherfuckers can pick up one of the weightlifters and throw them.
And they’re fast. Like, unfair fast.
Bodybuilding culture is bullshit. Embrace your status as a giant barbarian and if anyone gives you crap throw them off a mountain.
i love and support all strong, fat people
This time, I DO mean to post it.
what is prev to you
a tired store clerk seeing you buy a large amount of something
the one putting you in a timeloop for the last 40 minutes
dove sitting next to a water fountain
science experiment accidentally brought to life
the same dog you see while going through the same route everyday
annoying younger/older sibling
sparklefurry (animal of their choice)
soup you forgot in the microwave the entire day
somehow wet uncooked brownie
personification of the 'single ❌ taken❌ gamer✅" shirts
pondering their orb
their icon but like an evil version
glunk
Glunk
GLUNK
BUUUUUUGGLLLLLEEEEEEE
i just played the baleen whale lottery and won three krillion dollars
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A poem or perhaps even a country song written by me inspired by this video
I call it.. LET HIM INNMM!!!!!
Ive got a bull in my truck no i don't mean cattle
Don't need a horse and I don't need a saddle
I just need the buglin bull in my truck
People starin at me but I don't give a fuck
He bugles and he mews, he chuckles and he glunks
Thank god I drive a truck cuz he wouldnt fit no trunk
i love when ppl say “that’s so you” it feels good to know i exist and have a vibe
hi can i sniffs you
glunk
where are my muruals.... bugle buglel....
Hi it seems like you made a post but forgot to make it about me?