Story Of My Life

[glitterpen1s-deactivated2013012]

you know that feeling when you’re on your period and you take a shower and you feel so clean and relieved and nice but then as soon as you turn the water off it’s a race against you, gravity and time

[indshiz]

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[iraffiruse]

[ellajonas]

“Ringo isn’t even the best drummer in the Beatles”

[tastefullyoffensive]

[just-shower-thoughts]

If Goldilocks tried three beds, then Momma Bear and Daddy Bear slept separately. Baby Bear is probably the only thing keeping the family together.

[thelittlertiddy-deactivated2018]

You ain’t have to put those people business out like that.

[prokopetz]

Y’know, the story straight-up tells us why Mama Bear and Papa Bear sleep in separate beds: they have very different needs in terms of mattress firmness, and those fancy responsive mattresses that can be soft on one half and firm on the other hadn’t been invented yet. There’s no shame in valuing your spinal health.

[wombatking]

The fact that they’re secure enough to admit that they’re better off in separate beds probably indicates that they have a very healthy relationship built on a foundation of mutual love and respect. 

[adteachings-deactivated20220125]

[indshiz]

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[thebestoftumbling]

Gems from Yik Yak #1

[saltedtartine]

[ayeitsursie-deactivated20180101]

please read this oh my god

[chandlerbingfandom]

Friends Merchandise: http://bit.ly/1hr0rsz

[sideraclara]

do u ever feel like ur pulling an academic icarus flying too close to your deadlines on wings of deeply flawed time management

[beleanor-deactivated20120723]

[wolverxne]

[thedailyprophet]

[themanliness]

[coral]

[thelionheartfili-deactivated201]

[turnertastic]

One of my favourite moments, beautifully acted by Aidan.

[pleatedjeans]