[pistefive]

[drawnxout-deactivated20150903]

a metaphor of my life

[dennys]

[theraindeerking]

Pure bread

[isaacmarionsbigwords]

Let it pour from the heavens, that hot dark rain! Bathe me in red! I will drink the wine of their sacrifice!

[bruhita-deactivated20190224]

if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off I will do the same thing to ur head

[pocula-blog]

[mcdonaaald]

Why do these mashed potatoes look so sad

[versaceslut]

[howdoiputthisgently]

When my alarm goes off in the morning

[only1600kids]

My grades are telling me to be a trophy wife, but my looks are telling me to study harder.

[penisandballs-deactivated201602]

[westsidegoons-deactivated201601]

why is she wearing a dress if shes just gonna let her rodent vagina hang out of it

[brownboysbrowneyes]

Literally what I was thinking. She’s in a skirt for no reason. It doesn’t even go well with her top like girl, get it together.

[carleywins]

[brianmalik]

if i sigh loudly enough will all of my problems go away 

[gayathrik1611]

[treeswithmemories-deactivated20]

still the best thing thats ever come out of his mouth

[baara]

like 10 years ago I went to my dad’s office for the day and made this list of swears I knew (I was 7)

fast forward to now and apparently he kept it and now it’s hanging on his wall for him to always remember

[stability]

A cat ran into a door during a French baking show

[vaginaed]

[iraffiruse]

[tumbling-website]

Reblog for the last one

[inbreadshark-deactivated2016030]

it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate

[pemwin]

So basically you’re telling me this is the best fucking game ever created

[allteeensrelate]

when your friend is lying but you know the truth